Are you prepared to have the most important decisions of your life ingeniously guided by information hidden from the normal means through extrasensory perception? If you said yes, then you have visited one too many of these so-called physhics. At least I will not charge you an arm, a leg, your children, and fifty bucks on top of that and tell you what I know you want to hear.

With that said, please enter your yes or no question in the form below and find out what sage response I will be randomly selecting for you without actually going through the trouble of analyzing your question in the first place.