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Once we've reached cruising altitude we will be offerin (8)7399736: Catholic School principal has a problem with local pub's schoolgirl jelly wrestling & beer pong promot (1)7399210: A single speed camera in DC has issued 116,734 tickets and $11.6 million in fines (12)7397638: Couple are not lesbians, not heterosexual, totally smoking hot (w/pics) (12)7396639: Christina Applegate says "I miss my exquisite breasts sometimes". You and me both, babe (36)7396463: Call it Fashiongate: Are top designers around the world conspiring to ensure that Michelle Obama has a better (33)7396343: The most overtly homoerotic WWII vintage towel ads you'll probably see all day (14)7395845: Once you've robbed a bank, your expectations for customer service should probably be pretty low (3)7395678: Have private porn pics and homemade pornography? It usually is not private for long (20)7395647: Natalie Portman isn't doing Thor 2 by choice; apparently, she was forced into getting paid an outrageous s (10)7393787: Piedmont high school parents warned of "fantasy slut league" in which their daughters are unknowingl (9)7392924: Judge decides that a high school math teacher asking a student to model a thong for extra credit just doesn (8)7392785: Study: Average 25-year-old woman lives with her parents, is unhappy in her job, has bad sex (6)7392321: Girls, what did you think would happen when you wear a skin-tight, cleveage revealing costume and go someplace (86)7390031: Reddit troll apologizes for promoting pedophilia and rape by stating college kids across the country made him (5)7385239: Will Mitt Romney lie even more this time out? 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Stay for the cleavage (but you'd think German engineers would find a way t (1)7330405: Lawyers seek injunction over Kate Middleton topless photos, apparently unclear on how the internet works (15)7329837: Letting women 'test drive' larger breasts before getting a boob job has led to them picking even bigge (9)7326849: It's both impressive and sad at the same time that topless photos of Kate Middleton have been leaked to th (13)7326006: And now for your WTF haircut of the day (31)7323934: Newsroom star accidentally tweets topless picture. No, not that one. No, not that one either. (link Not safe f (14)7320763: New book suggests that American boobs are getting bigger. But before you run off to your bunk, you should note (45)7318635: College cheerleading coach arrested for excessive celebration (63)7316837: Hundreds of redheads converge on Breda, the Netherlands for the annual Redhead Day Summer Festival. Mmmmmm... 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Police are currently see (41)5554597: Your kids better learn Mandarin (22)5554481: Photoshop this mountain climber (28)5554451: Photoshop this man on his airboard (21)5554371: Illinois town refuses to allow a tattoo parlor to open, as they believe it would violate the "moral fiber (5)5554221: Photoshop Theme: Spoiler Movie Posters (111)5554078: Fake homeless taking in $40K a year. Please help (14)5554076: Photoshop this chimpanzee up high (24)5554029: Photoshop this couple and cow (32)5554015: Photoshop this Mr. Egg Slicer kitchen gadget (23)5553882: 300-pound 18-year old stabs mother for not bringing him cheeseburger (26)5553771: Photoshop this diver (21)5553759: Not big news: Big man attacks little woman in her home. Big News: Woman fights off the attacker. FARK: The wom (9)5553728: Men are more likely to pick up a female hitchhiker if she has large breasts, study confirms. Complete with pho (150)5553698: Photoshop this television contraption (23)5553558: "Craigslist killer" kills again (14)5553439: The Miss Universe beauty contest will now feature topless photos of the contestants as part of the show. " (17)5553279: Here's a photo of the 28 pot plants Florida police say are worth $34,000 (12)5553225: South Carolina to begin covering obesity surgeries for state residents next year in a pilot program designed t (12)5553201: Book tells history of how Italian food was ruined by foul red plant droppings (14)5553156: Doctors say that this may not be a cure for homosexuality, but it will decrease the size of womens' softba (18)5553102: The outcome of the gender-nature/nurture debate, which was once claimed by nature, then by nurture, then by na (8)5552926: Not News: Police beat teenager. News: For pushing an officer "moments earlier", before the video beg (10)5552824: Photoshop Robonaut, NASA's new humanoid astronaut helper (large size image available in link) (19)5552795: Banker hires two escorts to mock execute him but it turns out to be part of his successful plan to commit suic (3)5552740: Photoshop these tiny speakers (22)5552556: Photoshop this empty football field (32)5552542: Photoshop these Santa Claus impersonators (18)5551969: Photoshop this lad in a leotard (41)5551383: Photoshop this honoured swimmer (31)5551362: Photoshop this slicing sous chef (19)5551342: Photoshop this reel man (22)5551270: Photoshop this pool shot (37)5551085: Obama approves bill to provide 1,500 new border patrol agents. They will supposedly hand out bottles of water (17)5550502: Ever had one of those days where you are swimming in your pool and a sink hole opens under you? (22)5550492: British Cardiologist says McDonalds and other burgermeisters should hand out free Lipitor with every burger. F (5)5550461: **boing** **boing** **boing** THUD (19)5550220: Hundreds of locals in Idaho turn out to protest and tell the EPA to take its "liberal prius-driving scien (35)5550197: Noting they are called "Marines" and not "Terrans", Sec Def gates says the Corps has gotte (23)5549937: Thin, hot, and drunk is not...strike that...IS the way to go through life, daughter. Just be prepared for pict (10)5549865: In a surprise move, Russia will start loading fuel into Iran's first nuclear reactor next week against the (9)5549831: Woman collects 500 swimsuits over 40 years. Cue gratuitous posing (48)5549774: Google: In the spirit of compromise and dumptrucks of money, a little evil is okay (11)5549398: Photoshop this fossil finder (29)5549394: Your girlfriend is in labour on the way to the delivery room do you A) Feed her ice chips and give words of ad (15)5549139: Not news: Using Calvin Klein cologne to attract cougars. Caturday: Using Calvin Klein cologne to attract snow (517)5549099: The Calvin and Hobbes search engine will transmogrify your life. Tag is for, well, you know (109)5548967: Photoshop this contemplating man (30)5547970: Photoshop this corner of contrasts (18)5547871: GM earns $1.3 billion in the second quarter, once again proving that you can sell crap for a price, and people (7)5547782: A list of things to do with your liberal arts degree... no, wait, these were ways to pay for college in 1906 (3)5547775: A few years behind bars turns salty conservative Randy 'Duke' Cunningham into a strong advocate for pr (10)5547760: Al Gore says climate battle "lost", pushes global warming alarmists to demand coverage. No word if h (35)5547621: Fire hits former Nazi death camp. Looks like someone forgot to turn the ovens off (10)5547559: "Let's be clear, my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to natura (21)5547402: Fark-ready headline: "Male (bank robbery suspect) or female (bank robbery suspect)? 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Epic quitting tri-fecta in play (89)5543246: Millions of Boomers are leaving the workforce prematurely after discovering that trading tax cuts for off-shor (8)5543013: That's it.... Game Over ..... Shut.Everything.DOWN. 4Chan is mainstream (592)5542526: Church pastor arrested protesting against high school's "Demon" nickname, mascot, claims logo le (28)5542164: Photoshop this freestyle flight (26)5542139: Photoshop this big piece of driftwood (29)5540582: Topless women refuse to something something purple monkey dishwasher. (Not safe for work) (12)5540393: Photoshop these competitors sweating it out (17)5539947: Weed goes, like, mainstream, man. Whoa, far out (27)5539815: In case you were wondering, Ted Nugent will NOT be boycotting Arizona because of the immigration law. 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Yep, that's an arrest'n (44)5536549: Photoshop this mosquito-removing method (35)5535878: Don't you hate it when you're using someone else's computer, and you come across pictures and vide (36)5535807: 8-year-old Jekyll and Hyde horror (43)5535718: Photoshop these electrified elders (30)5535563: If you want to take upskirt photos, do not go back to the same Wal-Mart where you were arrested two weeks earl (19)5535558: Photoshop these wee water ones (22)5535556: Photoshop this restaurant that's a real dive (52)5535550: Photoshop these wooden horses (25)5535109: Emma Watson's new look: Yay or nay? I will be in my bunk while you all think about it (51)5535025: "Rick Pitino, Tim Sypher, the paper boy, the guy at Chevron, your softball team, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff (11)5534109: Today's bikini car wash brought to you by Brandon, Florida (389)5533787: Winnie Cooper looks fantastic while showing off her baby bump. Kevin Arnold said to be inconsolable (21)5533598: Next time you stop to take pics of two girls flashing their boobs alongside the highway, first make sure they& (27)5533348: Theme of Farktography Contest No. 274: "Farktography Classic: Trees 2" Details and rules in first po (236)5533057: Prop 8 69ed (110)5532661: "You don't come to New York State and pass out blotters of LSD at Grateful Dead concerts," says (18)5531793: A slideshow of Silvio Berlusconi's women. Let me save you some time: yes, yes, yes back in the day, HELL y (13)5530709: Hey, fatty. Yeah, you, with the Cheetos and WOW account and den full of computers: You are not Don Draper, and (41)5530431: Fox News: "They all look alike" (41)5529751: 19-year-old college student can't stop retelling story of how he slept with his superhot teacher for almos (37)5529709: Why the US can't repel an Independence Day-style invasion. Tag is for the fact that our primary issue is p (15)5529631: Christina Hendricks discusses what happens when she takes it all off (13)5529471: Pamela Anderson is adopting animals abandoned during the BP oil spill. Haven't these poor animals suffered (6)5529408: 45-year-old fashion model re-energizes her career by wearing her hair like Cousin Itt (18)5529406: My father in law responded to my gay sex craigslist advert. Oh noes (8)5529177: Your neighbors keep blasting "hippie tunes." Do you c) hook up a dump truck horn to an air compresso (21)5528988: Forget cabin fever: Imagine seven years. At sea. With your family (17)5528125: The US Navy is one step closer toward picking its newest combat ship, which may finally help us break Al Queda (34)5527965: Pot brownies twice as illegal as uncooked marijuana, courtesy of the "Saving Kids from Dangerous Drugs Ac (11)5527517: Cool: super strong glass invented by Corning expected bring in billions, as it will revolutionize cell phones (19)5527365: "Women's liberation has now come to be seen as the ability to wrap your legs around a pole, or flash (45)5527338: FFFF0000000600010012 77AA ^@007D^@ 10012 10000001 -7BFB6700 C00000 0 480048 -2 2 35D 20 0 20 -1 0Â 2 13 (37)5526989: Italy names winner of 'Miss Chubby' contest, who says she was "very moved" - though not easi (60)5526217: It may surprise many of you, but back in 1981 a new cable channel started playing nothing but music videos. 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Authorities on the lookout for shirtless, sparkly suspect (18)5511206: The son of the "son I am disappoint" guy (pictures scroll but you'll see it) (110)5511193: A study by the socialist class-warriors at the notoriously liberal Federal Reserve Bank of Boston shows that c (3)5511108: The good news: huge natural gas reserves totalling more than 5.5 trillion cubic feet, have been found in the w (2)5511040: That hot Russian spy's real name is Anna Fermanova and TSG has new pics of her and some boring old legal p (12)5510941: Massachusetts Supreme Court says if it snows in winter, it's your fault and you have to buy a plaintiff (11)5510377: Microsoft is excited about their new ad slogan for 2010: "Be what's next." It just narrowly edge (11)5510338: As if they haven't suffered enough already, Louisiana named America's Laziest State. They'd compla (8)5510333: Finger in butt crack sparks knife fight (w pic of what a butt crack might look like) (22)5510126: Safe: Target, Starbucks, and Bank of America. Gonna kill you: Whole Foods, WalMart, Safeway, McDonald's, C (4)5509985: Woman declared a Guinness World Record holder for being stupid enough to pay $69 for a hotdog at upscale resta (27)5509529: One killed in boating accident near Ono Island. If only there were an expression that could convey the feeling (25)5509416: After dam failure, Iowa's nine-mile-long Lake Delhi is gone baby gone (16)5509208: Dear Carole, I'm a woman. Can you help me? (28)5509148: Experts predict end of the Internet will bring the end of the world (16)5509015: You take some LSD. What's the best way to enjoy your experience? A) Listen to Pink Floyd in your bedroom? (17)5508628: Cheap travel guru preaches virtues of low fares. As opposed to, you know, high ones (4)5508622: Do: Treat all intersections as 4-way stops if the traffic lights go out. Don't: take it upon yourself to d (3)5508416: So that guy who used to post his SS# on billboards to advertise his identiity theft prevention service, how (15)5508150: Amazing stacked time lapse photograph of a 100ft dive known as "tombstoning" (30)5508037: 6 great novels that were hated in their time (39)5507891: Nanny state's new Equalities Minister says women "must not be made to feel inadequate by stick-thin m (35)5507556: Well, it starts out with Victoria Jackson sunbathing nude and ends with Obama "setting fire to The Consti (24)5507209: Bad: Electro-Shock therapy. Good: Therapeutic Brain Stimulation. Fark: Same thing, different name (11)5507097: Proof that ex-girlfriends never forget you, even if you move out of state...especially psycho drunk ones (4)5506299: If you think comix attract 160,000 people to San Diego's annual geekfest, you haven't seen the Babes o (32)5506130: Hot female celebrities who are over 40. List fails for lack of Diane Lane and inclusion of reality skank (68)5505463: New improved slave girl Leia, as portrayed by Adrianne Curry (probably SFW) (33)5502912: Girl Geeks are finding their moment in the sun, which cannot be good for their pasty white skin (90)5502830: What is it with the whole "hot Russian athlete" thing? Sharapova, Kournikova, Kirilenko. They all lo (14)5501628: Shakira + hot pink bikini = Farkers not reading the rest of this headline (22)5500466: Cosplay pics from comicon. Let the hot nerd show begin (39)5498350: Nine of the 10 women picked up in a Clearwater prostitution sting are likely the nastiest women you will ever (19)5496375: Worst sports injury ever: Testicular contusion. "For all us males, we understand how difficult that can b (4)5496141: The most homoerotic sports photos ever taken. (SFW) (15)5492701: Bare bosoms, yes; breast painting and booze, no (4)5491927: 50 hottest women in music to the left, discussion of the relative sharpness of knees to the right (104)5491775: Organizers of the 22nd annual Miss Asia USA beauty pageant are rightly ecstatic over the quality of the contes (67)5491523: Farkers hate slideshows, but they love Christina Hendricks. Choices, choices (35)5490869: Women are most attractive at 31 (90)5486508: You're Andy Dick, and your career is already in the toilet because you groped an underage waitress. Do you (6)5485605: Dita von Teese is all wet (32)5484885: Vatican tightens sex abuse rules: Condoms are now necessary and safe words must be used with altar boys under (13)5484875: Foreclosures up 38%, but only 1% in California, because every home there has already been foreclosed (1)5484869: Apple holding an iPhone 4 press conference on Friday. 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Gesundheit (15)5484151: Transsexual who downloaded child porn spared jail time because judge couldn't decide which penal laws were (10)5484143: Judge orders woman not to suckle her six-year old son, issues immediate restraining order on both breasts (7)5482243: Australian police seize $300k worth of cannabis. Officers unsure whether their evidence locker will have enoug (6)5482184: Waterville, Maine imitates South Park with a proposed medical marijuana dispensary going into a former KFC. Th (6)5482101: Woman with world's largest breasts fights for her life as doctors from around the globe come to her aid (358)5482007: Charities wonder why providing computers to impoverished families doesn't help their educational level. Bl (4)5481937: Woman vandalizes boyfriends car, boyfriend calls police, police arrive, greeted by naked girlfriend who has be (28)5481885: If you're going to use a mannequin to cruise the HOV lane, make sure he doesn't look like a zombie fre (16)5481884: In case you couldn't wrap your mind around how much oil has been gushing into the Gulf of Mexico, here' (12)5481868: We're winning the war in Afghanistan because we sell them electricity, except where the Taliban sells our (9)5481753: Remember all the to-do about Toyota's supposedly defective accelerators? Yeah, about that...turns out gran (14)5481727: US theater seats expand as audiences continue to stuff themselves with Milk Duds, nachos, dump truck-sized buc (37)5481330: Boy chases away man who shot his dad with kitchen knife (34)5481235: Researchers say mathematics may soon be used to fight war on terror, but admit there are plusses and minuses t (10)5481051: What does Jewel do for entertainment? One thing is to dress up disguised as a frumpy business woman. Then go b (37)5481048: Because the f#$&ing Court said it's f#$&ing unconstitutional you f#$&ing @$$#&3 (31)5481007: Fark is now illegal in Massachusetts (17)5480994: Cool: Man with severe cerebral palsy works hard, becomes government lawyer. Not cool: Man accidentally touches (13)5480984: "Walls of fat" removed from London's sewers. With a pic of what subby's arteries might look (26)5480966: Woman charged with setting boyfriend on fire. That's hot (19)5480958: The heat's unbearable. The living quarters are crude. The landscape is bleak. The enemy wants you dead. Pe (3)5480840: Michelle Obama wants you to vacation at the gulf. Meanwhile the President will be focusing, like a laser on th (14)5480838: Running is good for your health. Except when you run out of a coutroom moments after a judge sentences you to (3)5480789: After Anderson Cooper did a week-long series on the dangers of Scientology, it responded with a 95-page magazi (24)5480771: Fromage Blanc, Pomegranate, Guava,Mascarpone Dulce de Leche, Flan, Mango-Glazed, Iced Mint Mojito, Apple Chedd (30)5480761: Hispanic immigrants now join black people, policemen, Russian models with fake boobs and Jews in Mel Gibson (12)5480732: As humans we compuslively accumulate data...and that is going to kill us...apparently (12)5480722: New poll measures Frustration Index, which goes from "peaceful day at the lake with beer" up to &quo (5)5480714: Old and busted: President Gingrich. New hotness: Senator Oprah (16)5480621: Texas Republican operative trying to get Green party on ballot, enjoys biting women's butts. Wait, what? (10)5480615: Obama's plan to reduce AIDS "Step 1: Stop getting AIDS" (12)5480591: Is the best response to full body scanners to yell at the TSA, "See anything you like?" or to protes (5)5480520: Remember the columnist who said that children giving away lemonade are ruining the country? Well, he's bac (13)5480511: Facebook helps biological mom reunite with son and by "reunite" I mean have sex with. (With 'No (34)5480427: George Steinbrenner has a heart (134)5480421: Over 14 years, California's high-speed rail project has spent $250 million and has laid no track: "Th (16)5480372: With the Supreme Court settling the Second Amendment question, the NRA is moving on to other issues, such as a (9)5480370: News crew arrives at the scene where a black bear was killed by a car and encounter a man with a fark-worthy h (39)5480360: French MPs to vote today on banning Muslim women from leaving the house (11)5480354: "The filmmakers assert that Tillman's legacy has been hijacked by evil neoconservatives who tried to (13)5480349: Do you have diabeetuHHHNNNNNUUUGGGGG (12)5480347: Double dip that chip... INTO DEATH (7)5480345: Hear ye, hear ye, this court is now in session. The first case on the docket is Freedom of Religion v. WHARRGA (21)5480329: Study says cities should charge more for usage of faster traffic lanes during commute, saying lane usage would (2)5480326: Congressmen treating their staffers like guests at Hedonism II cost tax payers $1 million per year (8)5480323: Whoopi Goldberg insists that Mel Gibson is not racist. He's been over her house and she's black so tha (23)5480319: Updated "Faces of Meth". Your mother would have submitted this with a better headline, but she was h (30)5480315: According to study: Men think that eating sausage is less gay than eating peaches (7)5480308: 17 percent of women struggle with online pornography, primarily because they keep messing up the URLs (18)5480289: Building a hideous McMansion in a working class neighborhood, financed with shady loans from political fixers? (8)5480286: Alabama GOP gubernatorial runoff pits a man who lied about his military record against a man who had to defend (14)5480260: Police can legally fark you over and there's nothing you can do about it. Here are several examples (11)5480252: Yesterday: Consumer Reports cannot recommend the iPhone 4. Today: Consumer Reports rates the iPhone 4 the best (10)5480224: Ireland is rioting. Could be religious. Could be nationalist. Could be Tuesday (8)5480200: Not getting the poll result you want but can't bring yourself to outright fabricate the result? Just lump (7)5480175: Georgia's annual "Summer Redneck Games" are a light-hearted celebration of Southern culture, a p (10)5480174: The British Army's approved method for dealing with a bullet to the face: Spit it out, and casually stroll (8)5480140: Quite probably the best bed advertisement you'll ever read (5)5480136: Exciting news from Fermilab, where scientists may have discovered the Higgs boson, finally requiring the use o (16)5480081: Now that the 2010 World Cup is in the books, here are 10 important lessons learned from this year's festiv (10)5480022: "Probability experts were quoted in media reports saying the likelihood of getting eight consecutive pick (23)5479967: Three men set out to find legendary lost gold mine in Arizona. Fark: In July, during a triple digit heat wave (15)5479661: Mannequin offends good taste. This is not a repeat from 1987 (26)5479572: *Ding* You are now free to agressively hit on the 14-year-old boy in the seat next to you (20)5479553: Latest addition to modern culinary fare: the lasagna sandwich (11)5479496: What would be your asking price to sell your private information like your name, address, date of birth, drive (7)5479470: Expecting the unexpected doesn't work as expected (13)5479430: Candygram for Mongo (52)5479363: The last thing you expect when you visit your mother-in-law is to have her attack you with an ax, but there (4)5479182: How many roads must a man walk down, before they can call him a man who walked down every street in San Franci (6)5479164: Bristol-Myers Squibb announces recall of anti-clotting drug Coumadin. The first signs were during a transfusio (5)5479137: Middle-class British are ditching their bathtubs, once considered a symbol of class and modernity, and replaci (18)5479135: Repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell would harm chaplains, says op-ed writer who clearly hasn't been pa (5)5479096: Charges in 'Hooters' text case dropped after closer inspection of exhibit DD (36)5479073: US to send 46 warships and thousands of Marines to...Costa Rica? (16)5479062: Furthering their all out war on quenching thirst, San Francisco looking to ban bottled water at all events on (10)5479018: Debtor fearful of being found by collectors online tells story. Online. In detail (3)5479007: So long, cruel world, and thanks for all the fish (13)5479001: Hayao Miyazaki on the iPad: "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strang (18)5478803: Workers shot in Albaqu... Albuker... Albuquec...... New Mexico (17)5478459: U-pick farmer bans skirt-wearing women from fields for hygienic reasons (20)5478453: Is your job listed as one of the 8 lowest-paying jobs in America? If not, STFU and GBTW (5)5478404: In the midst of California's worst whooping cough outbreak in 50 years, M.I.T. grad-mom still refuses to v (17)5478391: A depressing profile of Manchester, Kentucky, a very small town with very large residents (17)5478384: Oklahoma school administrators suspect "digital drugs" are responsible for children running through (41)5478357: Double rainbow guy was sober. WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN (13)5478346: Shake it up: The Etch-A-Sketch is 50 today (15)5478322: Designer finds way to grow unappealing clothing with bacteria and uses slogan "Imagine if we could grow c (5)5478147: Egyptian group wants to ban Arabian classic "One Thousand and One Nights." Or at least change the ti (10)5478070: Perhaps the Swiss would have extradited Mr. Polanski if he'd f****d a stranger in the a** (19)5478065: Man with two heads, three legs discovered living in Hawes, Yorkshire (22)5477936: 'Fat girl' shamed into eating salad and cut from a reality top model TV show because producers told he (40)5477928: News: Nevada sheriff arrests district attorney. Fark: District attorney refuses to charge himself (6)5477927: Hotel drops a bomb on Muslims (25)5477924: Netherlands wins the World Cup (25)5477893: "My kids were treated to nudity, profanity and people smoking marijuana," Johnston said. "There (15)5477864: You are likely to have trouble, however, when the sap hits your eyeballs (8)5477857: German railway probed after excessive heat leaves nine people in the hospital. The remaining passengers made i (4)5477839: Teen girl who lost nose and part of face to shotgun blast gets new prosthetic face. With some amazing photos (34)5477685: Sometimes the parking brake just isn't enough (w/ pic) (9)5477678: Fark's favorite gym rat is not only douchey, belligerent, childish, egotistical and lame, but also, cheap (71)5477631: Some of the coolest steampunk tattoos you'll see today. No, not you, Mr. Superior-To-Everyone-With-Ink Guy (25)5477610: Because carrying an M-4 Carbine at the beach to promote "gun rights" really helps the cause (41)5477600: Thanks to the internet every business is shortening their name. This link brought to you by DC's fk.cm (7)5477562: Your list of 10 old technologies and inventions which need to disappear. CB radios? How else are truck drivers (17)5477437: In northern India, if the village council disapproves of your marriage, prepare to be executed (5)5477436: A teacher is suing, claiming she damaged her larynx shouting at students (10)5477428: Two explosions kill 23 people in Uganda. "These bombs were definitely targeting World Cup crowds" (3)5477427: Dozens attend tearful "memorial" for 109 euthanized geese. Early reports indicate they were deliciou (15)5477376: Houston Judge sentences crooks to human billboard advertising. Slogan: "I am a thief. I stole $255,000 fr (5)5477375: And now, the Periodic Table of Swearing. (Not safe for work Language) (3)5477276: Bow before Paul the Omniscient. All hail the Socctopus. Spain wins their first World Cup (18)5477263: 18-year old female and male each expected to eat 50 hard-boiled eggs in one hour (9)5477232: Bahamian authorities finally find missing white American teenager (5)5477217: 66-year-old Japanese woman breaks student's nose for refusing to give her his seat. Bonus: it wasn't h (19)5477211: Doctor to teenager: "The good news is that I was wrong and you aren't pregnant. The bad news is you h (12)5477182: Man uses Gap bag to try and look at Gap (4)5477158: All this airspace is yours, except Europe. Attempt no landings there (11)5477121: Why do a majority of Americans oppose the Estate Tax? Some science dude has gone about doing a study on it, an (13)5477098: It makes no sense to mount an expensive legal defense when Governor Brewer could simply ask Obama "By wha (17)5477046: Imagine a raptor. Got the image in your head? Well you're wrong. Here's six things from history everyo (29)5477013: Swastika art triggers an outcry in Poland. I don't know they would have a problem with art titled "Na (16)5476997: President Obama leaves this week for his third vacation since declaring he would not rest till the oil leak is (25)5476953: Coroner praises a man who urinated on a crashed gyrocopter to stop it from bursting into flames (10)5476919: Jehovah's Witnesses are working hard to curb the flow of immigrants into the United States (9)5476879: "Being born in mediæval Europe was like playing the world's worst game of womb-roulette" (5)5476878: Probe of Atlanta public school teachers cheating on state achievement tests now itself under investigation. So (5)5476806: The Most Trusted Puppets in News - it has come to this (40)5476794: Pet returns home quickly, considering (8)5476760: Having nothing else to do after retiring, this man decided to build his own subway (pics) (35)5476723: City of Dearborn gives Miss USA Rima Fakih the Key to the City; she politely asks if she can have a key to a b (17)5476698: When you're a white woman, and you keep getting arrested at the border crossing after being mistaken for a (10)5476559: Haiti Hospitals are struggling with recovery. In other news, Haiti still has a hospital (4)5476453: This just in: Modern farming techniques may reduce nutritional value of crops. Gulf of Mexico nods weakly whil (14)5476449: Son of mobster Mickey Spillane dies after accidentally tumbling from his six floor apartment to the ground. *w (14)5476428: On slow news days, pull out the tried and true fear-mongering: The Days of Free Interwebs are Soon Ending (7)5476342: Native American tribe reclaims slice of the Hamptons after court victory. Some very rich socialites with their (30)5476113: Gulf seafood tested so far is safe to eat, although officials say it's still a little oily to tell (3)5475323: Anime cosplayers + photoshop = KILL IT WITH FIRE (85)5473785: Topless Ashley Judd poster mocked by you're not still reading this are you (16)5473760: In the wake of the Johannes Mehserle verdict, hundreds take to the streets in Oakland to vent their anger on a (17)5473751: World Cup forcasting octopus picks Spain to win. If it's psychic why does it live in captivity? (7)5473657: Anne Frank's Diary has been translated into a graphic novel. The inevitable movie adaptation that is 2.5 h (18)5473633: Life would be alot easier if astrology was true and climate change wasn't, but it turns out it's the o (25)5473616: The US and Russia have sealed the most sensational spy swap since the Cold War, exchanging 10 Russian agents f (11)5473548: ACLU decries the placing of suicidal prisoners in Daisy Duke style short shorts with the words "Hot Stuff (11)5473364: Finally, a Fatwa issued that doesn't involve stoning people to death, or cutting off hands, and it's a (16)5473317: Mentally incapacitated woman's rights are about to be pushed for legal gain. Not a repeat from 2005 (4)5473299: "When the Bible says blessed are the peacemakers, it's not referring to the Colt .45" (16)5473294: Indian woman discovers FAA regulations prohibit both smoking in the lavatory and flushing your newborn down th (5)5473253: Yahoo financial article contains one weapons-grade whopper of a typo in the headline. See if you can spot it (31)5473175: Miami wins the Lebron/Bosh/Wade lottery, are pleased to announce they still have enough cap room to sign a gir (52)5473057: On June 3, 1980, a 46 cent computer chip nearly started a global thermonuclear war (26)5473021: BART officer Johannes Mehserle found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2009 killing of Oscar Grant (51)5473011: People want to send money to this homeless man who rescued the American flag during a storm. But they can' (2)5472934: Illegal aliens stealing property from armed elderly man? Check. Elderly man shooting and hitting one of the il (22)5472833: D'oh, DOMA no mo' in MA (11)5472765: Writing bigotry into the Constitution is unconstitutional? Should I not have done that? (6)5472750: From the "Too Bad It's Not Always This Easy" department: Sex offender kills himself before being (10)5472739: Having solved all other problems, gov't scientists discover cure for HIV. Still no cure for cancer (16)5472701: Happy birthday to this lady who was born in 1880. Don't lie, you'd still hit it (10)5472651: Court decision allows LAX to crack down on soliciting by Krishnas. Rex Kramer, white courtesy phone (17)5472554: Christina Hendricks bummed about "war wound" she sustained thanks to all of the uncomfortable boning (16)5472544: Pitbull, unprovoked, drags baby out of house, Red Cross responds (52)5472472: Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography (w/hell ya pic) (possibly nsfw sidebar pics) (50)5472376: Oakland to wait one more day for the mass transfer of Television Sets (14)5472371: Cause of crash has been determined to be that the pilot flew too close to the ground. Well that makes sense to (5)5472236: Federal judge orders Iowa sheriff to issue gun permit to man who had his permit yanked after he wrote several (13)5472228: A married father of 4 has been ordained as a Catholic priest. When questions were asked about his celibacy, th (1)5472158: Obama's health care for America may be responsible for bankrupting White Castle (8)5472106: Britain prepares for the collapse of BP (7)5472102: Not news: Health insurer cancels the insurance of a single mother who was undergoing chemotherapy. Fark: Becau (1)5471956: McDonald's to food nannies: No, we're not getting rid of Happy Meals, you publicity-seeking nags. So b (36)5471926: First, it was plastic bags. Now, San Francisco has a new threat: Hamsters (30)5471909: College students don't study that much anymore. Why? Here are eight possible theories, including "pro (6)5471904: Two Swiss visionaries fly a solar-powered plane for 26 hours, through the night, and reach altitudes in excess (13)5471872: Men who do household chores are more attractive, say women who don't like to do household chores (22)5471763: Pro Tip: Never renege on a hooker with bad teeth (9)5471759: Many illegals living in the country claim it is very difficult to get a residency permit. But in reality, the (2)5471747: Henceforth, NPR will be known as NPR (21)5471723: European authorities arrest members of an Al-qaeda cell plotting attacks against...Norway? Really? They're (15)5471721: Afghans would rather be killed by other Afghans than foreigners (6)5471643: Do you know how many pieces of paper your children bring home from school? No? Congratulations, you're nor (2)5471614: Main article: Man pulls 16 year old girl's shirt off on subway. Sidebar article: Ridership up (17)5471609: More and more starry-eyed brides and grooms are choosing to wed in their favorite retail stores. Oh, sorry, di (14)5471605: While it may not be surprising that a CNN editor tweeted her admiration for a dead Hezbollah terrorist, we can (11)5471536: British man models Chesterfield sofa in concrete, for those of you too lazy to chase a real one across the fie (6)5471534: The coolest rendition of the world's 2,053 nuclear explosions that you'll see today (37)5471532: Plucky, pretty upstart candidate in NYC congressional primary fights for the rights of beleaguered, oppressed, (14)5471447: Whiskey or Christina Hendricks? Aw hell, why not have both? (22)5471386: A human mouth is designed to gape over objects measuring up to four centimetres and no larger. Anything more c (28)5471137: Remember when your mom said to eat your sauerkraut, that it never killed anyone? Well (6)5471120: Stoners: Legalize pot and California's budget troubles will be over. Researchers: Legalize pot and weed ju (11)5471101: Jesus shows up at water park, does not impress manager. "I think they're all a bunch of nuts. It look (15)5471076: Q: That thing got a HEMI? A: Not since Nancy Pelosi told us to take it out (24)5471068: Special forces hunt steroid abusing ginger killer in Northern England. If only there was a nearby country wher (13)5471064: If you wanted to simulate oral sex with a dildo in public, in front of a 7 year old girl, her mother and grand (13)5471036: Your infant is in the neo-natal intensive care unit. Do you, A) Spend day and night at the hospital hoping for (9)5470936: Sudo fetch me a beer (13)5470639: Unique snowflake turns down $40k-per-year job, whines to the NYT about unemployment. (20)5470591: Police officer learns the hard way that Metro trains don't yield to emergency vehicles (8)5470491: Mom refuses to let her fifth-grade son attend a sex-ed class at school and then gets mad when his friends tell (21)5470456: Anatomy of an email hack. Link may require you to enter your name and password, but don't worry, it totall (9)5470366: Canadians apparently do not have the right to bear legs (13)5470344: Teen burglar viciously resists arrest by forcing off-duty, out-of-state cop to tackle him, turning out to live (11)5470280: Cool, the EPA is going to do that thing it says it does in its name (8)5470219: Ted Haggard has never been a "hateful preacher" toward gays, according to this interview with Eric, (6)5470203: Sex with your ex actually WAS like crack...at least as far as your brain in concerned (8)5470168: Gator euthanized because it was too big. You're next, fatty (8)5470155: Headline made for Fark: Nut kiss lands girl in hospital (7)5470134: Fifteen signs you're probably gonna get divorced. Number 16: You married Larry King (3)5470108: Poon convicted of sex assaults against patients (11)5470026: W00t goes all "Oh, no you didn't" on the AP (9)5469950: If you're one of the 5,107 people in the U.S. who even knew what the hell a Suzuki Kizashi was, it's b (12)5469904: Woman sues McDonald's and Walmart after finding bone fragment in a double cheeseburger. Both companies are (12)5469882: Elvis has been stolen from the building (5)5469843: Fark's favorite gym rat and his team of lawyers are all talk, no rock (76)5469824: If you happen to find four 9mm Glock handguns somewhere between New York and Los Angeles, please return them t (1)5469805: Judge: "I'm sorry, the 'let the sex offender go' box is checked, there's nothing I can do (13)5469802: Manuel Noriega sentenced to lengthy prison term. This is not a repeat from 1989 (5)5469783: On this day in 1928, the invention by which all other inventions are measured was introduced to the public (13)5469761: NY Times tries to do a "fun" article about the summer heat and sends a reporter to fry an egg on the (6)5469735: Mom says her son needs 'extensive therapy' after reading a manga book he checked out from the library. (49)5469731: School janitor cleaning out lockers at the end of the year finds the usual garbage, unreturned books, three-fo (5)5469698: Ahh, the Children's Museum of Manhattan - "A nice place, but what it really needs is a bar" (8)5469658: Wal-Mart Stores has spent a year and more than a $1M in legal fees battling a $7K fine because they don't (6)5469629: In only what could construed to be great news for the Japanese: Super squid sex organ discovered (11)5469540: A pair of engineers say they have a solution to stop the Gulf oil spill and they demonstrate it with a garden (18)5469489: Pa. budget slashes funding for libraries across state, but digs up $10 million to build new "Arlen Specte (8)5469483: Obama is using a recess appointment to bypass the Senate and install a controversial pro-medical-rationing bur (28)5469475: Two hurt during the first day of the Running of the Bulls. Getting gored in the ass no longer exclusively a GO (17)5469449: Remember a while ago when that awesome high powered laser was greenlighted on fark and everyone was calling it (37)5469390: Not news: Man escapes house fire. News: Leaves mother inside. Fark: Manages to save furry costume (00:32). Son (3)5469341: Things you never expect to read in the news: Inflatable dolphin saves man from Bengal tiger (12)5469303: Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey who owes you a favor (7)5469234: French company to launch new "torture tours" in which tourists pay to be tied up and imprisoned in a (9)5469221: Peruvians find totally dope new use for a vuvuzela (9)5469217: Man using his cell phone to record the police as they busted up a party is charged with wiretapping. Nothing t (8)5469111: Monkeys desperate for freedom at one research center are using tree branches to catapult themselves over the e (24)5469104: Trouble brews when a woman takes a coffee pot from her apartment's common area. After a heated and unfilte (9)5468963: How to buy shampoo: 1. Go to store. 2. When the crazy guy tries to stab you, break his wrist. 3. When he tries (17)5468908: 14 year old boy arrested for unlawful sexual conduct with and corruption of a 16-year-old girl actually turns (14)5468902: Only at the Iowa State Fair: "The 'Twinkie log' consists of a frozen Twinkie dipped in white choc (14)5468800: Levi Johnston regrets lying about Sarah Palin, wasting his 15 minutes of fame (11)5468654: Although it will still make you look cool, attract women, and let the world know you live on the edge, it turn (27)5468625: Mountain climbers angry that England put a walking path on one of Britain's tallest and most challenging p (28)5468570: ♫ LiLo, LiLo, it's off to jail you go. ♫ (106)5468379: Two oppressive right wing universities start collecting DNA from incoming students to personalize medicine. Oh (17)5468269: News: 3 killed after dispute in the McDonald's drive-thru line escalates to gunfire. Fark: In Finland (8)5468250: If you work three part time jobs to make ends meet in this economy, you likely don't have benefits. Good n (6)5468238: 4th Of July "entertainment": Get a huge crowd gathered, place fake emergency calls, then attack resp (14)5468221: Porn star offers oral sex to Twitter followers if Dutch win World Cup. Just not to you (18)5468210: China caught selling unsafe food to Americans. Just kidding, this time it's the other way around (2)5468175: Thermometer hits 102 in NYC, 104 in Newark and almost hot enough to melt steel at the Broadway-Nassau A train (21)5468141: Man burns feet after running into burning trailer to rescue his cat, which was in the safe (6)5468125: Man on death row because of his religion. Why is the media not outraged at this? (8)5468121: "Hello, this is 9-1-1. Yes? Your baby is locked in the car, and it's 90º out? Yeah, we can't (12)5468039: If you're a Catholic priest, stealing $1.3m of church money to spend on male escorts is NOT the type of im (12)5468024: Iran Launches Holy War on Haircuts...Iranians dudes can still style their hair like the dude from 300, so that (21)5468022: Religious leader reveals atheists' shameful secret: "inside they are Buddhists" (25)5467864: Elementary school students applauded for lobbying, stomping on the rights of free market business owners (10)5467817: Senior class pulls prank on principal by filling his truck bed up with turkey manure. Since this is Fark, did (27)5467804: After you use your strap-on to simulate intercourse, you can use this strap-on to simulate childbirth (2)5467792: 92 year old woman dies from heat, being 92 (5)5467773: If you try to save money on summer vacation by only renting one hotel room for you, your wife, and all your ki (1)5467755: Apparently, word hasn't gotten out that masturbating in the electronics department at Walmart is a bad thi (9)5467715: Old Country Buffet manager steals 20 thousand dollars from his restaurant. His plan: use it to gamble at a cas (17)5467644: Confessions of an evil Subway "Sandwich Artist" (14)5467633: "If they can't catch him on Camano Island, how will they catch him in the Bahamas?" Hint: he' (6)5467626: Sam's Club to offer loans to small businesses in danger of going under thanks to Wal-Mart (4)5467618: Queen Elizabeth II to address United Nations and visit Ground Zero in her first visit to the United States sin (8)5467612: Remember that guy who tried to sell his baby in a WalMart parking lot? Some nice men have taught him about pri (4)5467599: Anal leakage and other food fads from the '90s we don't miss at all (32)5467583: TSA to block controversial web sites, whatever that means (15)5467521: In what millions of Catholics hope is a strong hint, Pope Benedict gives a sermon praising the life of Pope Ce (7)5467484: "Most Likely to Succeed," "Best Legs," and "Class Clown" are not quite as provoc (11)5467468: Debate rages whether we want our children cowering in mortal fear or becoming smartmouthed criminal brats inst (10)5467428: Economists are starting to figure out that when it comes to risk analysis it might be smart to look a little f (1)5467385: Israeli settlements, most of which are illegal under even under Israeli law, now cover nearly half of the land (7)5467366: Top 11 other issues with the iPhone 4 (11)5467357: "I killed a man with my bare hands after I ripped out his throat with my teeth." "I kidnapped m (4)5467328: Vermont Yankee nuclear plant would like you to know that the radioactive fish near the plant are Chernobyl' (16)5467301: 2204355. This number means something, and is definitely news. Definitely (32)5467263: USA Today asks its readers whether government should decide which religions can build houses of worship, then (30)5467259: And so it begins: Wyoming may sell part of Grand Teton National Park because of deficit woes (7)5467252: The Washington Post's Carolyn Hax asks the question of the ages: Are you single because you're a parag (15)5467206: Man who blew his arm off fooling around with fireworks is "beating himself up" over his foolishness. (12)5467157: "No nurse, I said to prick his boil" - Hospital hires out wards for porn film shooting (11)5467155: As a police officer faced with two suicidal men covered in gasoline, what is your best course of action? A) Ta (9)5467121: Swedish feminists burn $13,000 of their hard-earned cash to protest earning less of it than men (15)5466950: Columnist: Children giving away lemonade are ruining the country (23)5466910: Happy 65th birthday to Burt Ward, the first teenager to live in a cave with an older man and a stripper pole (21)5466853: Cristiano Ronaldo would like everyone to know that he has a biological child and is totally not gay (11)5466716: Irritating your neighbor with your vuvuzela? That's a shootin' (4)5466694: 91 year old widow keeps embalmed corpses of husband and twin sister in her home. "Death is very hard for (10)5466655: Brides choosing fatter bridesmaids to make themselves look thinner (19)5466653: "He also physically resembles Abraham Lincoln." In other news, Abraham Lincoln was a mustachioed bla (30)5466123: Janeane Garofalo: "It couldn't possibly be true that there are a lot of guys who find adult females w (31)5463318: Fark's favorite gym rat is back in the news; now, he's extorting a 19-year-old girl (120)5462626: Brazilians waxed (19)5460959: Paraguayan lingerie model will show her vuvuzuela if her teams wins the World Cup (53)5460807: Hot Russian redhead deep cover spy cleverly used inconspicuous addresses such as 99 Fake Street (14)5460397: Oliva Wilde named 'Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity.' I'd toss her salad anyday (40)5459668: Your "Hot For Teacher" moment for the day comes from Michigan, with a "you'd hit it with sp (41)5459390: Internet meme Hall of Fame inductees: Craigslist edition (20)5458066: Woman who filed suit claiming she was fired because her figure was "too distracting" for the office (25)5457972: US officials say they were tipped off to the Russian "sleeper" agents after learning that hot women (19)5457248: Wonder Woman gets a new, less revealing costume. Superman shrugs, because he has x-ray vision anyway (61)5457036: Nikki Cox really needs to stop doing whatever it is she's doing to her face (44)5456742: Pro tip: If you find a 16-year-old girl in your car, you don't get to keep her (21)5455899: One of those Russian spies is a hot ginger. дiддiтч (61)5455645: New Jersey town may soon allow topless Guidettes to sunbathe (14)5454355: Responding to the Supreme Court gun decision, Chicago mayor Richard Daley said: "We are a country of laws (49)5454329: Swatch creator dies. Family will spread his remains in a series of cheap plastic urns which they can switch ar (22)5454316: McChrystal and team made the comments that got him fired on record and in the first two days (4)5454251: Great news everyone! The new reigning oldest senator is none other than...Voldemort (10)5454108: Not news: Hottie gets to pick her own 19th birthday present from parents. Fark: She chooses botox treatments. (46)5454049: TFette formed babby with Spina Bifida and is helping educate and raise funds to spread awareness. (w/ babby pi (9)5454045: Camouflage dress? Check. Tree stand? Check. Archery club? Check. It's wedding season in Iowa (8)5454007: The Gulf dead zone could soon be the same size as America's other famous dead zone (12)5453838: USS New Jersey to take bids for the right to fire its guns from Camden. Pennsylvania surrenders (8)5453823: Court rules that Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board was right in denying institute ability to issue mas (17)5453790: England says Americans are the worst at failing to drive on the wrong side of the road (8)5453739: The more you learn about confirmation bias, the more you'll be assured of its existence (3)5453652: Vicodin Martini, anyone? How about a Xanax Manhattan? Model Stephanie Seymour's drink of choice is mixing (8)5453614: Investigation continues into how a man was electrocuted at an industrial site where a bag containing copper pi (4)5453540: China is 100% committed to free speech, so long as it doesn't subvert state power, national unity, nationa (12)5453514: The first up-close look at the relief well rigs and mitigation ships. Bonus: Slide #10 (11)5453446: Professors at Harvard University say they have discovered a crucial meta-physiological effect: Being extremely (22)5453437: China is convinced that America has 61 states (5)5453409: DHS's Napolitano says "You're never going to completely seal that border." Well, lets not tr (17)5453402: Things you can name your kid: Legolas, Nemo, Google, Lego, Benji, Jiminico, Molli, Fee, Benson and Hedges, Mid (7)5453316: Great White Spotted Off Massachusetts Coast; Richard Dreyfuss, Bigger Boat Sought (16)5453315: Budget pressures may force Pennsylvania to sell its state-owned liquor stores, although when this happens we&# (2)5453306: Never mind the old world masters, antique furniture and Japanese art, it was the display of stuffed macaques, (4)5453284: There is absolutely no way that Michael Bay or anyone else is ever going to find a girl hot enough to replace (35)5453252: Denver police kill man with fake gun, I guess by yelling "Pow, pow, you're dead" (10)5453241: Sarah Palin regales fundraiser audience with tales of Ronald Reagan's youthful days at California's Eu (30)5453235: "Deplorable" and "Sad". Is this how the Pope described child abuse, or the police raids ta (2)5453209: 18 months after Canadian geese forced that plane to make a miraculous landing in the Hudson, wildlife official (2)5453204: The Washington Post, the nation's finest newspaper behind only the New York Times, has published 110 stori (3)5453201: Controversial 'atheist' billboard is defaced (55)5453191: Canadian policemen smack around a journalist from the UK Guardian for being too mouthy and probably dissing ho (7)5453184: "Police noticed that unlike most vehicles, this one was on fire" (6)5453165: Apple says it sold 1.7 million iPhones on Saturday, which collectively placed 43 successful phone calls (8)5453158: Whooping cough outbreak in California may be linked to parents that don't want autistic kids (15)5453153: While the United States embraces Palinish anti-intellectualism, dumbs down textbooks so Texans can read them, (13)5453152: FIFA says displaying their egregious officiating calls for all to see over and over is "a clear mistake&q (2)5453141: Things to do today: Buy milk. Tune violin. Put whoopee cushion in Oppenheimer's office. Finally nail down (8)5453137: Blackwater will face only a fine, not criminal charges for violating sanctions against Sudan. Which surely has (3)5453128: Man goes on a stabbing rampage, kills four people with a knife. Anti-knife activists call for a ban on semi-au (6)5453122: 280 lb. wrestler surprises man burglarizing his home. "He was crying and saying 'Leave me alone' (6)5453111: In some (calls to 911) she alleged her son's chapped lips indicated sexual assault. In others, she said he (5)5453093: Today's most disappointingly misleading headline: Paddle camp revives ancient traditions. Giggity (7)5453030: "Keep a list of hagiographers in the press who don't mention Byrd's Klan connection. Then we can (3)5452980: What the HELL has happened to Matt LeBlanc? In other news, anyone remember Matt LeBlanc? (9)5452963: Jet vapor trails: Pretty cloud formations, or SINISTER WEATHER CHANGING KILLER??? (10)5452960: The US/Ghana World Cup heartbreaker was the most-watched men's game in FIFA World Cup history in the US. O (16)5452728: Senator Byrd dies at 92. Was the longest serving member of Congress and led the Celtics to three NBA champions (74)5452634: "When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got" (8)5452460: Australia's hottest grandmother (w/ "Six-pack of Foster's still needed" picture) (17)5452287: Float plane sinks on lake, near Brainerd. And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don' (12)5452268: Spouses found to cause you more stress than bosses. Oh, but not you, honey. No, seriously.......crap (4)5452239: Naked man leaps from his moving car and jumps into woman's car to fire off rounds using her gun before lyi (13)5452158: Pro tip: When the bartender refuses to serve you and grabs your keys, don't a)Try to leave using your spar (23)5452104: Woman waited more than 68 years to finally marry her High School sweetheart. "No one ever measured up to (9)5452068: Post a secret that the person posting above you doesn't want out. LGN (69)5451991: Sarah Jessica Parker's long lost brother comes forward. Easy boy (24)5451937: In an effort to drive even more revenue across the river, Missouri passes law banning nudity and alcohol at st (1)5451750: You sound ugly (12)5451738: Police "increasingly concerned" for welfare of scantily-clad 14 year old girl who left nightclub at (13)5451539: Senator Robert Byrd sees that to everything (turn, turn, turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn) and a time (57)5451440: Pope pissed that police pressure pedofile priests to produce papers protecting previous perverted pastors (15)5451394: Number of chidren left inside hot cars on the rise. Probably too much yeast (5)5451371: Tila Tequila would like you to know that Lady Gaga is a puppet of the Illuminati (14)5451339: Three reasons why we dream: CTRL+ALT+DEL (15)5451300: Newspaper's spell-checker tempts the wrath of irate Trekkies (41)5451281: Zombiecize -- Fitness for the zombie apocalypse (17)5451177: In-depth investigation reveals that American chicken McNuggets aren't the same as British snacks. It's (8)5451176: Man sentenced to life in prison after shoplifting and leading police on a car chase (2)5451134: There's always one neighbor who spoils the fun for everyone else. In Ft Worth, it's the one next door (5)5451128: Georgia DOT to fine drivers $25.00 for failure to pay $0.50 on toll road (7)5451114: Today would be Helen Keller's 130th birthday. If only she hid in that attic a little longer (26)5451099: Coming soon to a dinner party near you: Death by genetically engineered salmon mousse (7)5451098: Putting a leopard and a golden retriever together is all fun and games until...well, it's all fun and game (8)5451081: Family life has put middle-class men in a bind; they are simply cogs in a domestic machine commanded by women. (21)5451010: Please carry your name and your family's address in a plastic bag before strolling across Arizona's de (17)5451000: If you're growing 1,000 pot plants, it's probably a good idea to bury dead bodies as far away as possi (9)5450952: MSM a little slow this year - it's taken until almost July to get our annual "playgrounds are going t (5)5450949: The Eyjafjallajökull volcanic eruption is the reason Gen. McChrystal got the boot. No, really (1)5450945: Huge wildfire spreads in northern Manitoba, grows by 20,000 acres overnight. Resident worried (2)5450902: Verizon: Die fighting In Afghanistan? Pay $350 early termination fee (4)5450893: Contestants gather in small English village for world egg-throwing championships. Seriously, no yolk (2)5450840: L-A-W-S-U-I-T is a measly 10 points in Scrabble, but it's worth $80,000 to a cop in discrimination lawsuit (1)5450806: Not satisfied with ruining sex on the internet, Sydney council now gunning for the real deal (8)5450773: After years of debate over old drivers and their farmers' market antics, Massachusetts politicians decide (3)5450770: Not news: Woman bumps, then runs boyfriend over with her car. Fark: Her mugshot (17)5450725: O N E D E A D A F T E R B A N N E R P L Α N E C R A S H E S I N S A L T L A K E C I T Y (11)5450717: A Straight Person's Guide to Gay Pride: "Yes, we know all lesbians look like Justin Bieber. Stop tell (14)5450677: Next up to be ruined by those farking hipsters: Skee-Ball (12)5450607: Protesting high electric costs, angry raccoon climbs pole, knocks out power to 8000 homes. Customer's reac (6)5450606: Like Adam Vinatieri shanking a chip shot, Tropical Storm Alex seems to be sailing wide left of the most tempti (22)5450532: Braille use declining, experts try to put finger on why (7)5450499: No matter how bad your job sucks, just be glad you're not manning phones at Pakistan's first abortion (7)5450325: Do not try to bypass the line of people showing their receipts to the employees at the exit of Costco. Costco (30)5450225: Woman falls from third-story window, lands on car, crashes on neighbor's couch. Ta-da (10)5450222: Backed by a party of punk-rockers and promising to get Parliament off drugs within 10 years, TV comedian is el (11)5447363: Emma Watson in a revealing corset and tight shorts and spiked boots and why are you still reading this? (25)5446873: Feminists can objectify sexy male soccer players because men don't mind it, it's all in good fun, and (44)5446728: Katy Perry topless. Also, is it just me or could she totally pull off Wonder Woman? (Not safe for work) (43)5446624: Adrianne Curry continues to raise the bar for celebrity Tweeters by posting herself in shower wearing nothing (33)5443166: Three newborn kittens discover that it is good to stay at the YMCA on Caturday (539)5442863: "Bare breasts vs. neighbour's ATV". With "maybe while wearing a helmet" pic (24)5442849: " Non-old people more likely to support health care reform bill, poll finds." Non-old people? (8)5442693: Stone pillars marking historic Masonic site damaged by vandals. If only there were some sort of tradesmen who (17)5442596: Obama to Medvedev, "Usually after I fire a General I like to go to Ray's Hell Burger for the Special. (16)5442591: Turns out wealthy U.S. Catholic Dioceses filing bankruptcy aren't really broke...they're just hiding a (8)5442527: Brand new iPhone 4 users already reporting reception problems. Engineers say the problem might be caused by th (12)5442489: Crimeline refuses to award $5,000 reward to tipster because he reported the tip (13)5442412: After catching a 883-pound Marlin to win a $1 million dollar fishing tournament, team gets disqualified becaus (13)5442344: Publix corporate office takes allegations of moldy garlic very seriously (5)5442337: The man who drove through a red light in front of a cop while taking his wife to the ER gets all charges dropp (6)5442010: SCOTUS rules that white collar crime is as American as baseball and apple pie (4)5441994: When life hands you lemons, dump them all over the northbound I-5 during morning rush hour (15)5441931: What do you call a person with no arms or legs going thru airport security? (6)5441873: Prince William becomes a fellow of Britain's national academy of science, even though the only science he& (10)5441859: House votes 420-1 to give pResidential oil-spill cOmmissioN subPoenA power. Can you gUess which poLitician vot (16)5441852: "The Internet is awash with speculation as to the efficacy of bologna as a car paint remover" (3)5441839: What are you in for? Murder. What are you in for? Rape. What are you in for? Hanging illegal banners (3)5441838: Can a Poodle be an Alpha Male: The Smoking Gun answers (24)5441813: Ric Romero on the scene: Docs love freebies from drug companies, especially when handed out by ex-cheerleader (18)5441783: We've replaced Kate Gosselin with a washed-up porn star. Let's see if anyone notices (16)5441772: Calgary Stampede introduces new steer wrestling rule to prevent injury to steers during rodeo, but it's mo (3)5441759: North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $75 trillion in compensation for six decades of hostilit (39)5441694: Apparently criminals who want to murder people are willing to go so far as making fake gun licenses in order t (6)5441690: CNN's template for coverage of McChrystal saga: "Obama Unfriends McChrystal". Sad tag feels sad (1)5441667: This is Mark Suppes. He works for Gucci. He likes the cinema, long walks on the beach, and building a working (16)5441660: French unions will walk off the job in protest of a new proposal to raise their retirement age. To 62. Yes, ra (12)5441658: Students now suing after they were told to take off "inappropriate" shirts worn to school on Cinco d (55)5441653: School probably won't give out free condoms to first graders unless, after questioning, the school nurse d (6)5441650: "Do you question where chickens come from when you go to Brown's Chicken or Boston Market?" asks (3)5441621: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse: State lawmaker votes the wrong way on taxes, so PA governor se (3)5441608: Police officer discovers man having sex with horse, asks Ms. Parker for her autograph (13)5441597: Glee creator attempted to prohibit cast members from having sex in their trailers. Presumably by pairing them (17)5441550: Its hard to miss the screeching 180° turn by pro Israeli pundits on Turkey (10)5441442: Reporter: Can the war be won? Obama: Let me unclear (16)5441388: 80s teen sensations Debbie Gibson and Tiffany will finally square off in SyFy's Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. (25)5441361: Is it safer to fly today than it was before 9/11? The short answer, according to a new documentary: No. The lo (4)5441297: Robert Pattinson related to Dracula? Or obvious PR stunt engineered to prey upon journalists that don't fa (13)5441283: Mail deliveries being interrupted due to terrifying seagulls. Subby suggests throwing rocks at them; leave no (8)5441222: The Sci-Fi airshow. Too bad our reality wasn't like this (37)5440902: Group of college students win top prize for the Dirtiest House Contest. "If we can find some girls to cle (5)5440837: Introducing Thornton Mellon's latest Tall & Fat product line: Plus-size coffins. Remember, if you want (10)5440813: Your tax dollars at work: welfare recipients can cash out their welfare cards at almost half of the California (2)5440793: Candy cigarettes are now officially illegal. How's a kid supposed to look cool now? (25)5440674: "Nudie runs" are an integral part of life for Antarctic expeditioners, even though the freezing cond (16)5440481: Lutheran pastor known for long-time opposition to gay rights revealed to be... hell, you knew after the first (3)5440400: Trailer for Jennifer Love Hewitt's new flick where she plays a hooker. Skip to 00:38 for her perp walk in (19)5440096: Hot red-head on top down under (251)5440090: Princess Diana was clinically insane (26)5439901: ♪ ♫ I just want a girl to make me some mac and cheese/ just straight up mac with no franks or peas (10)5439288: Troy Davis' case may force the U.S. Supreme Court to decide whether the Eighth Amendment also bars the exe (2)5439243: Turns out that alcohol and obesity may not be the primary cause of liver diseases. Cheers, Farkers (2)5439236: Whooping cough epidemic in California. Whooping Jenny McCarthy's butt also on the rise (18)5439121: It's raining oil. Goddammitsomuch (24)5439102: It is a well known fact that Hitler wrote Mein Kampf while serving a five-year prison sentence, but he also wr (13)5439074: The reason Al and Tipper's marriage is ending? Al had a happy ending during 2006 visit to Portland (15)5438946: Canadians are shaking in their aboots (15)5438902: Bald man wins police hair appeal. I SAID, BALD MAN WINS HAIR APPEAL (9)5438863: San Francisco to require stores to display amount of radiation emitted by cell phones. Without the law, consum (13)5438807: PA Governor Rendell denies affair rumors. PA women spontaneously dry heave at the thought (6)5438806: McChrystal leaves White House relieved. Of his command (66)5438630: And today's BP screw-up is: "underwater robot bumps venting system, forces removal of oil cap" (20)5438598: Massey Energy, whose mine exploded due to poor ventilation, sues to overturn ventilation regulation (5)5438555: Ah, Oakland, where people get shot and killed at a vigil for someone who was shot and killed (5)5438503: The remains of 72 people have been found at the World Trade Center site. This is not a repeat from 2001 (21)5438493: A huge photo gallery from the recent E3 Expo, including real TRON light cycles and plenty o' booth babes (11)5438429: The advice you get when Eric Stratton is your gynecologist (7)5438418: USA defeats FIFA, 1-0 (66)5438403: Ever wanted to hear an Autotuned Vuvuzela playing the Final Countdown? No? Well, too bad (6)5438371: Strip club beating caught on tape. Geez, how about a little privacy? (6)5438370: Milwaukee is apparently the center of the world for model railroading, because, really, what else is there to (14)5438338: Seattle plans to limit phone book distribution. Phone books were ancient curiosities that attempted to print a (3)5438326: Which NFL team has the worst fans? Be sure to compare, contrast, and give examples (71)5438321: Cougar sightings confirmed in Eastern Canada, for the first time in decades. Something... something... your mo (13)5438285: Stephen Harper to Canucks: Don't get all puffed up over how great our economy is. Our trading partners are (8)5438173: How to spot how how to spot spot how to spot the signs of OCD. How to spot the signs how to spot the signs of (4)5438100: Judge who nixed oil ban only has about 200 barrels worth of Transocean stock and holdings in less than a dozen (3)5438056: "Thank you for calling Tov Pizza, will this be for delivery or carryout?" Um, delivery. "Okay, (8)5438025: Hoarder lived in a home so full of trash that the rescue personnel who pulled her out had to be decontaminated (4)5438014: Mexico files court brief against Arizona immigration law, then deported for not having the right papers (6)5438010: 40% of Americans say Jesus will return by 2050. Quick, everyone look busy (22)5437965: Appeals judge to creationism think tank: "Clear the court, you loons. This is ★@#¡ ridiculous (37)5437957: Food nannies threaten to sue McDonald's if they don't stop putting toys in Happy Meals, because it mak (4)5437947: New report shows that the DC school voucher program saves money, students perform better, parents are happier (3)5437938: Gar prices rise on news that LeBron's neighbor is selling his house on eBay (42)5437912: Pagan psychic viking died when heart attack led to car starting grass fire (5)5437908: BP is not smarter than a fifth grader (6)5437880: John Stossel: War on drugs worse than drugs (2)5437809: Nestle sends giant supermarket barge up the Amazon to bring new food choices to the locals. Naturally, the foo (4)5437779: Huge-ass 402-ton generator being moved through Tennessee. It's 225 feet long and nearly 30 feet wide. Merc (15)5437744: Given recent developments in Afghanistan, Gen. McChrystal's comments to Rolling Stone may have been less a (2)5437677: Ever wonder what a hurricane might do to the oil spill? Looks like we might find out this weekend (3)5437672: The current recession is one of the worst the world has seen in decades and has caused misery across the econo (10)5437480: Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider have created the "sound of God", repeating the feat first pe (18)5437406: Man who was awarded 2.3 million dollars for losing his leg because he was drunk and fell in front of a subway (1)5437190: FDA orders the words light, mild and low to be removed from cigarette packs. Will be replaced by stink, reek a (10)5437169: Edith Shain passed away at the age of 91. Oh yeah, you know who she is (24)5436923: Man stabs roommate during argument about how loud he was during sex with homeless woman (11)5436858: You've been kicked out of a Jehovah's Witness church for kissing your girlfriend. Do you: A) celebrate (11)5436748: If you are going to lie to the police about your name, make sure the identity you use doesn't already have (6)5436620: One reason why humans are special and unique: We masturbate. A lot (65)5436606: "It appears there may be mental issues involved", say police about naked woman who stole police crui (6)5436573: Some guys have all the luck - then there's this guy (11)5436530: Drunk driver flips his car, gets trapped inside, and does the only reasonable thing: "I remember ... thin (8)5436211: New FTC label on light bulbs still incapable of explaining what a lumen is (7)5435938: Caption the meeting between President Obama and General McChrystal (15)5435867: Baby beluga in the deep blue sea / Now you're dead from a blowhole blocked by a tourist penny (7)5435845: Old-school, goddess-worshiping, spell-casting pagan wants snot-nosed, whippersnapper New Atheists to quit clai (20)5435733: Florida woman all for protecting sea turtle nests...unless they interfere with her beach chairs, in that case (3)5435693: Damn (31)5435675: Doctors replace a woman's missing thumb with her big toe in what is being called the first "Fox Phala (11)5435652: You have the right to a pelvis. You have the right to six pints of blood. You have the right to a kidney (2)5435643: Girls more likely than boys to engage in risky behavior with strangers online. As you nod in agreement, why do (20)5435621: Who among us hasn't started an office fire to get out of work early? (9)5435540: SCOTUS rules that EULAs trump civil rights. Guess Gamestation really does own your soul (4)5435532: Libs hate Sarah Palin because she's beautiful, not like that hideous bog troll Michelle Obama (81)5435506: General McQuitstal (20)5435433: Apparently, punk rockers want you to know that noncomformity sucks, and it's time to be The Man (13)5435424: The seven burgers guaranteed to clog your arteries faster than Adam Richman can eat them (22)5435308: Latest shot in the war between Gawker and American Apparel is the clothing company's $1 million fine for a (8)5435103: You remember about 50 years back when Soviet ships trying to get into Cuba almost started WWIII. Replace the U (23)5434942: A massive mansion in Florida is selling for $75 million and all it needs is walls, carpet and tiles (3)5434934: Think Geek receives cease and desist from National Pork Board for canned unicorn meat (11)5434834: Burger King employee punches time clock, mouthy customer (18)5434779: Good Samaritan offers to help bleeding woman screaming for help on IL highway-that is until he saw the man wit (7)5434768: If you don't buy this, your baby will die and your husband will make sweet love to his secretary (13)5434689: Dutch police use "decoy Jews" to stop anti-Semitic attacks. In related news, "The Decoy Jews&qu (25)5434684: Court simultaneously destroys the First Amendment and ex post facto by saying it's okay to retroactively r (9)5434521: Make-A-Wish Foundation turns one kid's backyard into the Millennium Falcon, ensuring it will beat his neig (4)5434471: The five...... five most...... five most most annoying commercials on TV today (26)5434460: Get out your asbestos suit because this is some burning stupid: Olympic mascots are "designed to subconsc (16)5434292: States to go after Google because people are too stupid to secure their own wireless networks (3)5434106: Big Oil: "Damnit Obama, don't punish the world just because BP f*cked up the world" (12)5434102: I have had it with these motherfarking snacks on this motherfarking plane (8)5434101: Hollywood decries the latest threat to its outdated business model: Online, subscription-based download servic (1)5434100: Postcards from Hell: Images from the world's most failed states (20)5434071: "Ah, ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot. We seemed to be delayed... because I backed into another p (5)5434059: Yeah... about that scientist shortage (9)5434048: UC Berkeley police raid a photojournalist's camera then use his photos to arrest protesters. For some reas (4)5434026: SyFy is letting online users collectively create the next Dinoshark vs. Sharktopus. This...this will not end w (14)5433906: In soccer, the theatrical feigned injuries and mix of facial expressions worthy of a Greek tragedy get very ol (10)5433898: Belarus to shut off natural gas supply to Europe. With helpful pic of Borat's wife (15)5433832: Multiple overdoses scared Eminem straight. Better luck next time, drugs (10)5433807: PETA offers to rebuild Jesus statue, depicting Jesus holding a lamb. Mint Jelly pond not currently in plans (6)5433782: 36 year-old unemployed man reads Shakespeare in busy park. Nah, just kidding, he ripped off a goose's head (12)5433768: World Cup inspires lesbian soccer players. With the most hilariously inappropriate photo for an article you (10)5433760: Dear Leader mercifully cancels Portugal's 7-0 loss to Best Korea (19)5433663: Dawn: It cleans the most stubborn stains on dishes, silverware, and marine birds (11)5433652: Facing a massive budget deficit, the UK to cut welfare, increase the VAT to 20 percent, and impose a new tax o (5)5433639: Injury accidents went up 89% the last time this city had red light cameras. Now that the budget's tight, c (1)5433572: Seven classic Disney movies based on R-rated stories (16)5433547: In news that would've mattered six years ago: Lindsay Lohan to pose naked (30)5433516: If you're like submitter, growing up in New Jersey, you heard the names of the other municipalities and po (6)5433505: Your solar panels are ruining my view of the environment (12)5433427: Gen. McChrystal recalled from Afghanistan over remarks critical of administration published in Rolling Stone m (38)5433396: Census workers being met with gunfire, dog bites. Mailmen laugh and keep walking through wind, rain, hail of b (4)5433392: "Everyone, including ugly people, would like to bring good looking children in to the world, and we can&# (23)5433327: Times Square Naked Cowboy threatening to lasso Naked Cowgirl into court for being almost naked near his .... O (17)5433204: Best goth-chick arrested for carjacking mug shot you will see all day (26)5433081: The Vatican claims that a new film exploring the mystery of the 'pregnant pope' is just a papal smear (4)5432525: Not news: Man gets laid off after 32 years. Still not news: Pulls 200k out of savings and gives 10k to his son (4)5432340: Cop who allegedly blocked husband from carrying his wife into emergency room gets put on paid leave while Inte (14)5432326: Bikini-clad driver charged with DUI-with OMG where's the eye bleach mugshot (96)5432305: Successful drive-in theater plans to expand by adding third screen after demolition of indoor multi-screen the (3)5432294: Ruby and Pearl Day voted Britain's most identical twins. Also voted most likely to be brunt of programmers (22)5432262: Actual Headline: "Using hair to protect a 'magical' place" (8)5432244: Given that the 70s are back in style again, it was only a matter of time before acid rain made a comeback (16)5432178: Dog is found after strong winds blow him and his dog house 20 miles away. Your dog wants stricter building cod (10)5432072: Up 4,078,266% in popularity this week (21)5432042: Shark rivets cruise ship passengers with demands for oral sex (16)5431758: "I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to (15)5431697: Just saying that, if you kill your younger brother, don't bury him in your parents' side yard when eve (15)5431579: Did you hate on Bush for vacationing during Katrina? Now's your change to be a hypocrite (26)5431546: Righteous Consumerist indignation ensues after a Carl's Jr. employee tells a customer he "doesn't (21)5431533: Tired of boring cheeseburgers? How about a cheeseburger whose buns are grilled cheese sandwiches? Yeah, exactl (32)5431462: Faisal Shahzad pleads guilty to failing bomb-making school (5)5431455: Everything is going to be OK concerning the oil spill clean-up. The sharks are eating it (10)5431368: Been bitten by a coral snake and need a life-saving antidote? Too bad, they stopped making it in 2003 and supp (6)5431362: 12 Most Bizarre Comedian Lawsuits (10)5431350: Test your vuvuzela endurance (23)5431348: Now an article that goes into the brighter aspects of the Gulf oil spill (7)5431320: It's official. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged. Sad news indeed for both men and men alike (20)5431136: Good: curves on strippers. Bad: curbs on strippers. Why do you hate America, Missouri? (7)5430966: Why haven't Obama's approval ratings changed during the oil spill? (14)5430935: 8 people were killed and at least 44 more were shot this past weekend in war-stricken Afgha....oh wait, it was (26)5430854: Writer's Guild asks IMDB to remove their ages because it costs them jobs (4)5430837: Ten saddest kids' movies. Yes, that one is on there. That one too. But they missed THAT one, and it's (77)5430707: African American and Latino borrowers defaulted disproportionately. Are foreclosures racist? (14)5430540: High-speed rail would generate $7.6 billion in revenue and create 55,000 jobs in L.A. alone, says guy who work (12)5430439: Researchers observe chimpanzees waging war, point to chimp-led conflicts like the Battle of the Big Tree, the (10)5430422: Jesusphone OS 4.0 comes out today. Read worship to the left, passionate arguments about why your phone is bett (21)5430405: Manhattan's most expensive apartment is a 9,000-square-foot penthouse costing $60 million. Its cheapest is (7)5430401: Toy Story 3 and how it parallels the Holocaust. You know who else had insane theories? (13)5430330: Shocking new study shows that kids can be exploited monetarily by covering products in cartoon characters (15)5430300: House Democrats develop a budget bill without the word "deficit" in it to hide the impact of their v (12)5430256: The dietary food pyramid is obsolete and should be scrapped. Why? Blame the metric system, for one (21)5430206: Proof that Apple is a cult (26)5430205: If you and 500 other dumbasses spend a whole day trying to blockade an Israeli ship, make sure it's not fl (16)5430171: Why are black people allowed to donate blood? (37)5430152: Last of the Lakota Sioux code talkers dies. His last name will make a helluva tombstone (18)5430096: The Tea Parties might be cranking out loopy GOP candidates, but the Dems have some nutbars of their own, like (11)5430091: 'My (expletive) family is one of the richest around and we will have y'all's (expletive) jobs. Wit (5)5430079: FIFA gives the ol' "it's not us, it's you" defense for the poor officiating (27)5430046: The next time you feel like complaining about the heat remember this jackass (8)5430025: "Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate (35)5429989: Laws locking up sex offenders for life after their sentences ran out were all the rage with state legislators (11)5429949: 70,000 blue balls of mozzarrella cheese recalled in Italy...but they're totally okay with some hairy-armed (6)5429926: Guy who had a dead Peruvian girl in his hotel room, fled and then confessed to strangling her now says he so t (5)5429837: First it was Arizona. Now Nebraska is in the throes of a brown scare. And not a "hey, let's try it an (9)5429810: Happy Solstice, you New Age nutbars and neo-pagan goofballs gathered at Stonehenge (17)5429795: Even though the US is a continent-spanning nation with porous borders and freedom to travel and purchase what (7)5429791: Orlando gets new road named after Obama. It veers sharply to the left, is full of potholes and leads you nowhe (14)5429783: Japan keeps subsidizing whaling, even though nobody in the country really likes whale meat anymore: "We a (13)5429774: Best Korea so completely humiliates Portugal, FIFA announces there is no need for any more games, crowns Dear (10)5429743: Fox News slideshow of UFO pictures. Cloud, weather balloon, streetlight, streetlight, stree...oh geez, WTF is (65)5429737: What do Kim Jong Il and Fraggles have in common? (13)5429718: Los Angeles finding it as difficult to maintain an Arizona boycott as it would be to replace 12 million illega (18)5429714: Someone found a glacier that would have melted without global warming, so let's all get back to spewing CO (14)5429691: Baby Boomer films such as "Star Wars" taught us about the corrupting influence of an authoritarian f (5)5429565: New website tells everything good about New Jersey. Enjoy your 404 message (14)5429414: Couple claims toy cow is trying to teach their four-month old son how to have sex (11)5429402: Scientists warns huge Macondo oil deposit could release massive methane tsunami, Kraken (10)5429381: Probably the most awesome Facebook update you'll ever see (41)5429333: Mother of murder victim wants judges to stop finding defendants not guilty (10)5429314: Why every country in the world should be jealous of Canada (36)5429118: Chocolate tastes ever so much better with that forbidden tang of child labor. Just ask the guests at the recen (6)5428840: Crack is now officially cheaper than cigarettes (15)5428790: The New Orleans police are now enforcing an 8 pm music curfew on Bourbon Street (4)5428566: Dogs too unclean to be kept as pets, according to Iranian cleric who has never cleaned a cat's litter box (16)5428442: One thing we can all agree on, Anne Frank's diary didn't have nearly enough sex scenes (20)5428281: Not News: Woman books Thursday Continental flight from Houston to Manchester, NH. Fark: So far she's been (12)5428250: Cops shoot a drug suspect who led them on a high speed chase after purchasing drugs. Naturally, he's suing (5)5428064: Doctors now believe it is possible to communicate with patients who are in a vegetative state, vote for Nader (21)5427844: This Old House brings us a list of crazy laws that all of you are guilty of breaking. Bonus: In Iowa, a man ca (1)5427530: Empathy? What's that? California man selling "Please don't feed our homeless" bumper sticker (18)5427454: Don't have every single business receipt for the past 3 years? That's a $330,000 penalty (1)5427420: What's the destination of an officer "using red lights, speeding, swerving . . . all while on cell ph (14)5427264: Louisiana senators have designated this day as a day of prayer, praying that "Divine Intervention" w (6)5427211: Record a MD cop brutalizing you? That's up to 16 years in prison. Bonus: your video is inadmissable in cou (26)5427141: Bootstrappy man who lives in a community whose primary industry is a Marine base and bought his house on the G (7)5427096: Human rights groups say a device that uses high-frequency sound to disperse teenage gangs is illegal, degradin (8)5427069: Oregon formally reclassifies marijuana as a drug with "acceptable medical use." This should turn out (9)5427034: In an attempt to provide clean drinking water to the people of India, WHO inadvertently causes the poisoning o (14)5427030: You gonna get rap- AAAAAAAH (34)5426943: Would you like to own your very own 43 acre island, usable for farming and hunting, giving you isolation from (8)5426935: Today's churchgoing boy who smoked a synthetic form of marijuana, freaked out and killed himself brought t (17)5426930: USA Today columnist: The metric system needs to die. Reader comments: STFU and GBTW (11)5426878: Well, it's June, which means it's time for Hobby Lobby to unleash their Christmas decorations, what wi (9)5426856: Your kids weren't taken away because of your Wiccan beliefs, they do that almost every time there are 100 (4)5426794: 10 attempts to redesign the bicycle, from silly to rad. Yes, it's a slide show but at least it's not a (22)5426789: Meet the man who will be in charge of doling out BP's $20 billion dollars (4)5426784: Calvin Klein announces the cool guys are wearing...Capes? Well, if not wearing a cape makes me uncool, so be i (34)5426749: Nearly 170,000 residents of Detroit still without power today. In other news, nearly 170,000 people still have (6)5426727: Places that you and your dad used to go...that aren't there any more. Happy Father's Day (97)5426715: Federal judges are protesting mandatory minimum sentences as too harsh by coming to the defense of... child po (8)5426501: Arizona cancels bridge project after national media notices state planned to spend $1.25 million to save five (6)5426423: Judge may throw out conviction of DHS official who hired illegal alien maid because expecting government offic (2)5426346: "Do you read? Do you think complaining loudly in front of others and belittling the teenage cashier is go (19)5426078: Man who stalked a 14-year-old girl spared jail time after using the old "maple syrup urine" genetic (8)5425801: You can ask your dog one question and (s)he'll answer it honestly in English... what do you ask and what d (31)5425795: Jerkin Van Der Slut chooses isolated cell in Peru, rarely seen by other inmates. With mugshot indicating he (8)5425766: Gainesville police charged a woman with child abuse Friday after the woman's 17-year-old-daughter was foun (11)5425716: "Dear Daddy" ... what would you say to your Dad today? (17)5425600: FDA urges consumers to avoid erection-stimulating coffee and to consult a doctor if your coffee gives you an e (9)5425497: If your friend's dad is an AOL millionaire, drives a batmobile and has his house featured on "MTV' (6)5425405: Not news: Italian seismologists indicted for manslaughter. Fark: For not predicting a 6.3 magnitude earthquake (4)5425396: China buys Greece from the bargain bin. Up next, Eastern Europe (6)5425377: Scottish shopkeeper celebrating the World Cup accused of racism for hanging banner reading "Anyone But En (14)5425243: Ten countries with the world's worst cuisine. Yes, that one was the worst. Yes, that one's on the list (6)5424776: If you're a veteran and are reluctant to seek help for PTSD, some guys with brass balls wrapped in blue ri (5)5421946: TSG's mug shot roundup is a Thing to behold (121)5420132: If you can't blur out the face of the crime witness a nondescript camel-toe will work just fine (11)5417651: "I've eaten a lot of testicles," says a woman you'd gladly hit regardless of risk (41)5416807: Lesbian cop turns out to be well hung (23)5416635: Ex-NYC schoolteacher designs plastic bottles that can be screwed together into everything from soccer goals to (14)5416465: Old and busted: Mayans and crackpots claiming the world will end in 2012. New hotness: University of Cambridge (15)5416353: Miluk mn lo hn hil lihin ploi on iu (8)5416324: Man paints giant penis on drawbridge to protest security measures at International Economic Forum. "The b (16)5416260: BP's Chairman says he's extremely sorry about his use of the term "small people" and would l (24)5416147: Scientists discover hidden message in Sistine Chapel ceiling. World cowers in fear of new Dan Brown book (18)5416114: On Southwest, human heads fly free (11)5416037: The six most insanely misguided attempts at viral marketing (7)5415916: Officer, I'm old enough to drink and I'm dickless (22)5415895: The good news: Entrepreneur comes up with cheap, efficient way to make solar panels. The bad: Government red t (5)5415797: How one Chinese farmer defended his house with home-made rocket launchers (12)5415719: Former NYC union boss pleads guilty to embezzling 300K to use on blackjack...and hookers. With pic that will h (9)5415695: ...so here's some rainbow bacon. Truly we live in glorious times (15)5415630: If you're a member of parliament and want to whisper to someone that there's a hottie in the second ro (18)5415270: Businessman threatened to kill a competitor because he felt she violated the "unwritten code among ice cr (13)5415079: "My daughter has had rabbit stress all year because of this" (35)5414965: Why giving money to homeless people just makes the world worse (15)5414578: If you wear handcuffs as jewelry and have tattoos showing women's naked breasts you will be denied access (16)5414528: Those crazy Brits and their weird measuring systems- you'd almost think this story says a girl hit puberty (11)5414403: Tip of the day. If you're going to break into the zoo in the middle of the night, take pictures of you and (5)5414376: Noted socialists, bootstrap and free-market haters Warren Buffet and Bill Gates are campaigning to get more bi (8)5414357: NY Times: Childhood is dead (6)5414260: Whole Foods grapes are reported to have quite a bite lately - especially the ones with black widows in them (32)5414231: Nine-year-old boy invents better buns for bratwursts, wins admiration of world (21)5414076: We should all pity the middle-aged British sex tourist who's the real victim of Thailand's sex industr (17)5413987: You'd be popping Xanax, too, if you had drive around in a van with nine kids (7)5413832: Woman sneaks 506 pounds of pot onto plane after hiding it in her eyeliner (15)5413827: Step 1: Sell everything you own after your fiancé leaves you. Step 2: Buy a Lamborghini and roam the co (22)5413675: Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter to collaborate on new project. It will be a story about parallel worlds, pr (1)5413665: Indian census grinds to a halt as Christians refuse to be counted, citing the Book of Revelations and the Mark (2)5413580: London drivers, you're up next (17)5413536: "Study of Dominant-Looking Men Yields Surprising Result". Ann Coulter unavailable for comment (9)5413474: Emo Philips charged with murder for 1986 shooting of brother (16)5413470: In a statement that doesn't sound arrogant at all, BP Chairman says he cares about "small people" (21)5413408: "Women live longer than men. They do better in this economy. More of 'em graduate from college... the (20)5413281: "Military Mistress" arrested in New Orleans. It's no wonder she was able to drain the bank accou (40)5413121: Latest teacher-student sex scandal: Hot Japanese teacher offers to have sex with Chinese students as an apolog (34)5412834: Sofa king dead (8)5412819: Bad: Getting arrested for dealing cocaine. Worse: The cops seizing your winning lottery ticket under forfeitur (4)5412786: According to science, 80s high school movies: If you can get the popular girl to like you, every girl will lik (10)5412725: News: Attorney accepts sex to settle a legal bill. Still just news: Videotapes it. Fark: Shows it to her boyfr (8)5412659: Good luck, we're all counting on you (26)5412415: Pardon me, but if you could spare a few minutes, could you please read these five basic manners that time forg (12)5412348: Before you go thinking that the worst of the BP oil spill disaster is behind us, remember this: Hollywood hasn (14)5412185: 61 year-old woman leaves her mother's dead body on floor for 14 months because the house was so filthy she (7)5412158: Shirley official allegedly took lurid photos, bugged offices. You can't be serious (15)5412012: Ordering your steak well done: Is it prudent in order to kill pathogens, or are you a benighted philistine wit (47)5411899: Study suggests the war on drugs might really be a war on sex (21)5411860: America's biggest fears: The economy, job stability, and personal finances. Britain's biggest fears: S (20)5411830: Today's story coming full circle: Man arrested and facing death penalty was featured on "Cops" a (9)5411702: The coolest picture of Mars you'll see today. Just kidding, it's the Gulf of Mexico (34)5411693: After a comprehensive two-year study, the expert scienticians from the New York Metro Transit Authority can no (20)5411691: Six organizations you didn't know were secretly badass (17)5411597: And so it begins. Weakest link of the team of hackers responsible for the iPad/AT&T "security" b (6)5411592: Downtown Toronto strip bars, brothels and liquor stores may suffer from the upcoming G20 summit. BRING BACK CL (15)5411578: Another crazy person with explosives arrested at another military base, this time impersonating a soldier. The (8)5411569: ♪Set up a ♪ hidden camera at the ♪ o/ ♪ |0| ♪ 0( ♪ /o ♪ (5)5411568: Vast left wing conspiracy starts with teaching our children to kick some balls. Better put on your world cup, (30)5411493: As a result of the BP spill, Katie Couric boasts she will buy a Prius... which will hold five Courics or two r (15)5411481: I can haz web empire? (16)5411440: We're living in a dog eat cat world (with x-ray goodness) (11)5411296: County Board of Health is against large energy project due to its potential to cause widespread pollution. Far (6)5410965: A student made a sarcastic comment in the yearbook. Do you a) Screen the comment out when it's submitted, (9)5410851: Bank security guard cleans his gun, right into the stomach of a passerby outside (4)5410423: Former British official describes the French language as "useless." De Gaulle of some people (10)5410230: Police Training 101...A police officer should not, I repeat, should not, punch out a jaywalking suspect. Wait. (21)5410107: Dying man renews wedding vows with wife of 72 years, figuring that where he's going he'll finally get (2)5410083: Saying the F word in public just got a whole lot more expensive. WTF (6)5410003: Ask a cop for his name? That's a beating (7)5409916: Report states that 61% of kids have had negative online experiences that left them upset, angry or afraid. Rec (13)5409899: Scientists discover that obese women have a tough time finding a sexual partner, except when Jack Daniels is a (36)5409867: So what you're saying is... it's pretty easy to not get caught living in bank owned houses worth $3 mi (7)5409801: Not News: Man swims accross river... News: To a bar... FARK: And watches as Search and Rescue teams spend seve (7)5409449: The good news: DNA test appears to clear the name of a man who spent time on Texas' death row. The bad new (17)5409385: And the understated headline of the year award goes to: "Katy Perry Might As Well Be Naked" (12)5409366: Airline passengers upset with slow drink service forced to be content with the fact that the flight attendant (4)5409110: If you steal a laptop, make sure it doesn't have tracking software. And don't blab about it on Faceboo (7)5409059: Are voters truly sophisticated and rational decision makers? Apparently not (10)5409057: Helpful hint: If you want to abandon your children to fulfill your dream of becoming a stripper, don't pun (5)5409032: Scientists investigate the greatest mystery since magnets: Was the Insane Clown Posse trolling us all with the (21)5409008: Gulf oil explosion cleanup ship is now on fire (11)5408997: Slate asks "Are ninjas a cliche or poised for a comeback?" Regardless of the answer, you won't s (39)5408947: Al Gore unable to curb his enthusiasm for Larry David's ex (7)5408905: Apparently South Africa didn't get the memo about R. Kelly. Awk-Ward (9)5408796: Reason why all of the good looking people have disappeared from your OKCupid (14)5408740: Metallic skeletal remains of Terminator Jesus: "I'll be back" (8)5408700: After 38 years and $290m inquiry finds what everyone knew to begin with: British soldiers in Northern Ireland (8)5408621: Just in case you can't think in units of "Exxon Valdez"', a U.Delaware professor breaks down (2)5408580: Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal: Screw all y'all, we're building an oil barrer wall, and we're bui (14)5408537: 12 arrested after blocking traffic in immigration protest, still able to build patio deck and retaining wall b (5)5408451: FIFA ejects 36 hot Dutch women from World Cup game for wearing short, tight orange dresses. You know how I kno (82)5408374: Woman to the 911 operator: "Lightning struck Jesus. JESUS IS ON FIRE." 911 operator to the woman: &q (24)5408332: Apparently it still needs to be said: If you are a male in the U.S. and you see a child -- be it lost, injured (14)5408306: North Korea to the UN: Condemn our attack on a South Korean ship and we'll go nuttier than a bag of Snicke (11)5408301: US Army finds that Velcro is too difficult, goes back to buttons (16)5408275: Wisconsin maple syrup production down 41% due to unseasonably high temperatures. Where is your Climategate now (6)5408207: Man charged with indecent exposure after several people complained that he was "masturbating at fellow ka (9)5408148: The DC gay agenda includes legalizing prostitution (9)5408138: There he goes again: Glenn Beck claims Obama won't meet with BP CEO because he's white (33)5408137: Southerners in Australia are the carbon copy of their counterparts in the United States (7)5408041: Hot trucker mom invents device to get the last drop of ketchup out of that bottle. ''I drive a truck a (27)5407937: Petraeus passes out in middle of congressional hearing, putting to rest any questions about his readiness to b (31)5407684: Since the Empire State Building won't do it, a 14-story building in the Bronx will shine a blue light to h (26)5407630: BP purchases 32 of Kevin Costner's oil cleanup machines, will be disappointed when manufacturing runs well (13)5407592: High school holds assembly to honor graduates who are going to enter the military. So two douchebag teachers d (14)5407542: Five ridiculous gun myths everyone believes. Thanks a lot, movies (33)5407072: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Lone American hunting bin Laden in Pakistan with (19)5407059: Man continually has new bones in his body. Surprisingly this story is not about Ted Haggard (19)5407025: New app lets police point an iPhone at anybody and get back a naughty or nice reading within seconds (9)5406820: Breast feeding may indeed be a perfectly natural thing which is unfairly stigmatised in public, but that doesn (12)5406808: A comprehensive synopsis of the BP oil leak. It tells us what is happening beneath the surface (12)5406750: No clever headline here, just the facts: an Australian man has spent 50 years at the edge of a cliff and has s (18)5406707: 90-year-old great-grandmother finds the secret eject button on her stairlift (12)5406416: CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA111 (cough) (16)5406386: Torchdown Jesus (79)5406337: Mexican matador fined for thinking with brain instead of balls (10)5406075: Toledo tries to reinvent their city as the solar power capital of America. The Sun is there (4)5405908: Two men forced to have legs surgically removed say they should have had right to keep amputated limbs at home, (6)5405861: "Within 30 minutes, this man took out an ATM with a baseball-sized rock, shoplifted several packages of m (2)5405703: Tired of fighting with his jealous wife, man downs a half bottle of Bacardi and runs her over with 26-ton truc (17)5405664: Two weeks ago: Thomas Kinkade, "Painter of Light." Last week: Thomas Kinkade, "Filer of Bankrup (88)5405650: "Excuse me for sounding like a prude, but we're ladies, for goodness sake. We do not woo our men with (48)5405416: Newsweek + Konami code = ZOMBIE ATTACK. EVERYBODY PANIC (10)5405391: Today's Fark-ready headline: "DUI Checkpoint nabs 3 drunk drivers and a goat" (8)5405381: Thief who stole $100 from a Taco Bell counter returns the money, which was a fundraiser that was going towards (4)5405156: Man gets shot in mouth, spits out bullet. Told you he was hardcore (16)5405115: You knew The Club was worthless, but did you know it actually made cars easier to steal? (7)5405099: Chatroulette to use "Penis-Recognition" software to block pervs... Now if only they'll tweak it (20)5405098: Man drowns saving lives of four children (6)5405047: Email from BP engineer six days before disaster: "Deepwater Horizon a 'nightmare well" (162)5404809: The BP oil spill will result in everyone and everything in Florida being completely destroyed after an oil vol (37)5404748: US passport printing agency apparently unconcerned about security risks of outsourcing production overseas (7)5404637: Blockbuster files for late fees protection (1)5404634: Woman loses her wallet and when it's returned, there is an extra $150 in it. "All I ask, is that in r (1)5404630: If you're a Puerto Rican born before July 1, guess what? You weren't (5)5404468: Moody's kicks Greek debt into Junk (9)5404252: That story about Afghanistan's newly found mineral wealth? It's old news and no one can figure out how (5)5404233: Allah in an eggplant (as prophesied). Christ in a bathroom (as prophesied). Terrifying omens, to be sure, but (28)5404222: More proof that Hooters is full of hosers (15)5404172: Salute these celebrities who gallantly served in the US Marines and... wait, what? Pat Robertson was a Devil D (26)5403825: Step 1: Have daughter rescued at sea by Australia. Step 2: Complain to public about how you can't cover th (8)5403797: The Americanization of China incrudes its very own "Raisins" franchise (32)5403772: While telling a cop about all the items stolen in a break-in, woman takes call from dad, tells him in French t (12)5403766: Eating meat is more environmentally sustainable than being a dirty hippie vegan self-righteous nancy boy (14)5403694: Pennsylvania county bans "unlicensed" firearms in county parks. Difficulty: Pennsylvania doesn't (4)5403607: Iran to attempt to run ships through Gaza blockade. This should end well (173)5403594: Bogus rumor of Justin Bieber having syphilis becomes #1 search on Google. You'll never guess who started t (38)5403418: Mummified remains of man found in chimney. Cause of death not determined, investigators expect to rule out flu (10)5403392: Five horrible diseases that definitely changed the world for the better. Definitely for the better, definitely (15)5403379: Oil Tsunami Hurricane of Death forming in the Atlantic. EVERYBODY PANIC (23)5403362: Hey kid, you can't watch this movie because one of the actors is a smoker. Here's your nicotine patch, (13)5403263: Study finds curvature of penis makes intercourse difficult (131)5403204: Apparently opting for the "shooting fish in a barrel" approach to enforcing the new immigration law, (7)5403182: If you just turned 48 and rented a Lamborghini to drive fast and impress chicks, just remember some chicks are (8)5403130: 100,000 Uzbeks have become refugees fleeing Kygryz mobs, as the world begins to face the inevitable consequenc (8)5403119: Dying 70 year old new mother says she was never warned of the health risks of IVF at her age. Of course, she w (4)5403043: Fark-ready headline: "Man moons and throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers" (16)5403038: NYC has many row houses. Then there is this guy's place (4)5402919: British living in fear of dive-bombing buzzard: "It's pretty terrifying because they are big animals (15)5402747: Graphic showing what every country in the world is best at. Guess which country is #1 in serial killers (22)5402602: The mother of the teen girl who had to be saved while trying to sail solo around the world says they can't (52)5402402: Man could have had 224 chicks at one time; instead decides to blow $112 million on casino gambling (16)5402216: Sausage pioneer and iconic actor Jimmy Dean dead at 81 (67)5402025: Fifteen people trying to film a beer commercial get abducted by machete-wielding Mexican Indians. Miles away f (17)5401646: Squatters in Seattle have taken over an 8,000-foot, $3.3 million mansion. "If you're going to squat, (12)5401600: Chinese hackers launch "virtual jihad" against: A) US Defense Department networks; B) Indian cuisine (9)5401498: Next time you get your thirteen-year old son a tutor, you might want to check public records to make sure he&# (12)5401456: With the oil spill threatening the region's shellfish, chefs in New Orleans are now cooking up chicken liv (12)5401369: Van der Sloot fears for his life in prison. Missing violin was last seen leaving with three young men after a (22)5401176: The five greatest books with psychotic fan bases (43)5400819: "Karate Kid" delivers fatal crane kick to "The A-Team," earning $56 million over the weeke (27)5400805: Newspaper hires actors dressed as a Jersey girl, a Bill Gates nerd, a square suburban dad, a guido, a cougar, (24)5400722: Iceland legalizes gay marriage via fabulously unanimous vote (8)5400668: Boston.com among media outlets to show photoshopped picture of Obama enjoying Beckham's pain. Somewhere Lu (108)5400660: Nearly 5,000 pounds of marijuana mixed with broccoli seized at Texas border. Agents ordered the noxious plant (16)5400581: Wanted: quality-control expert for an American company in China. Compensation: $1000 a week, hotel accommodati (4)5400560: LA Times: "Are college degrees still worth it?" College Professors: "Yes". Actual data use (12)5400552: What NOT to do when you order food at the Wendy's drive thru (13)5400507: Guards to attorney, "Wearing a bra? You can't see your client." Attorney goes to bathroom and ta (73)5400494: Did you know Cap'n Crunch's 'real' name is Horatio Magellan Crunch? It's not news, it' (18)5400411: English vicar discovers that law from the middle ages was never repealed; calls all men in the village to arch (12)5400408: Young woman gives birth during airline flight. Baby doing fine, but mom hit with fees for extra carry-on (5)5399983: Couple gets married in a Home Depot. Plan to drill all night (10)5399749: Man arrested over claims chef was tortured by broccoli. News leeked that he was also beet about the head (19)5399678: Of course, most dieticians would recommend more Whole-Grans (14)5399662: Grandmother arrested for growing pot. When officers went to her door to ask if she was aware of what kind of p (21)5399500: The cost of attending the newest Big Ten school, the University of Nebraska, has just increased 6%. So, for th (2)5399098: The End of Days are here: English vodka voted best in the world, beating out both Russia and Poland (40)5397995: Making a big comeback: 1940's-style bikinis. With helpful photographic comparison (266)5397157: I just deleted EVERYTHING IN THE POLITICS QUEUE. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IT'S FRIDAY OR APPARENTLY SA (1984)5395277: "We're losing more of our freedoms every time you pass one of these silly things."Like the freed (5)5394846: It turns out Arlington National Cemetery is being managed more like a Burlington Coat Factory (7)5394704: So...this is a picture of Batman pregnant with Superman's baby. There's not much more to say (34)5394608: Forget the birds, the fish, the fisherman, the lives lost...the oil disaster is taking its toll on beach weddi (4)5394595: Austin man described as "kind of like MacGyver" to have his three-level underground lair built with (10)5394545: The tough economy is forcing more and more people to go to back-alley, black market dentists (14)5394531: Six global warming side effects that are awesome, such as keeping that inevitable ice age at bay (9)5394473: Masked teen stalking in a park is found carrying knife, rope, duct tape, a padlock and chain, gloves, a dolphi (21)5394436: Sure, let's spend millions of dollars to fix what isn't broken: Entrepreneur proposes replacing stop s (3)5394419: SCO's business model of spending millions on lawyer fees on a hopeless case is about to bear fruit, as lon (4)5394412: Hallucinogenic drinks, including salamander brandy, in which "the neurotoxins cause extreme sexual arousa (10)5394403: After 45 years, Houston wonders what to do with the 8th wonder of the world (8)5394394: North Korea is a place where bananas and tangerines are a luxury and watching lice leave the corpse of a starv (21)5394388: Maryland police officer killed at Applebee's. It was an irate customer, not the Cajun Lime Tilapia (9)5394377: Dutch government to unemployed women: We'll pay for a makeover and a dating service so you can snag a husb (8)5394249: Excellent collection of vintage lunch boxes. Who didn't want a Bionic Man lunch box? (45)5394237: Interview with man who fought off robber with a knife to his throat is replete with authentic frontier gibberi (7)5394182: Jacksonville residents saddened by their fair city only being runner-up in the "dumbest city in America&q (5)5394123: Tequila 2, Tukwila 0 (10)5394074: It's Friday. You're stuck at work. Join your fellow farkers in Cybernations and blow up some imaginary (23)5394066: Mother of the year candidate forgets where she left her son (3)5394064: Some headlines write themselves: "Cow seduces Indonesian man" (11)5394021: Boy, 14, has half day off school, which he wisely uses to walk to principal's home and bang the principal& (34)5393708: 16-year old sailor fails in her attempt to become the youngest person lost at sea whilst attempting to circumn (14)5393562: Australia's "Queen of the bikini" turns ninety. With pic of her in a bikini (419)5393467: The growingly widespread practice of urban farming with chickens has led to a new level of hell - hipster-appr (17)5393247: Chuck Grassley wants to take our beer ingredients to clean the oil spill. Shiat just got real (6)5393010: NY's Gov. Paterson warns of anarchy, chaos if and when he shuts the state down next week. Talk about the b (12)5392922: Pork industry tiring of "The Other White Meat" slogan. Come up with a new one (w/voting) (28)5392899: During the interrogation with Peruvian police, van der Sloot admits knowing the location of Natalee Holloway&# (6)5392898: Pope defends celibacy for priests at Vatican rally. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you (19)5392789: What's dumber than posting an ad on Craigslist saying you're willing to trade both your iPod and your (15)5392444: Clowns kill guy on bus, but 100 real clowns protest, saying those clowns weren't real clowns. Clowns (47)5392424: Obama refuses to meet with the men who were killed during the Deepwater Explorer explosion (21)5392123: Wrigley Field To Be Renamed Enron Field For Cubs and White Sox BP Crosstown Classic (10)5392105: If your arm is caught under a furnace, just let it go, cause, man, it's gone (8)5392071: One million gallons of oil a day have been spewing into the Gulf since May, 5-6 times the size of the Exxon Va (16)5392068: The United States ranks 85th (below Cuba and China) in violence according to the global peace index, but is st (9)5392045: Power and water shut off at the home of 102-year-old woman, sending her to the hospital. Queue the Jacksonvill (21)5392031: Dog leash longer than 2m? That'll be a £1,000 fine (5)5391924: Google realizes Bing sucks (25)5391864: US using bears to patrol Mexico border (27)5391832: Wearing pantyhose provides effective protection against jellyfish. Finally, the excuse you've been looking (9)5391744: Georgia gubernatorial candidate would require all public K-12 schools to require proof of citizenship of stude (5)5391741: You know how you say if you work at Dunkin Donuts you'll start hating donuts? Apparently it doesn't ap (5)5391733: Group of 51 German millionaires and billionaires volunteer to pay 10% "Rich Tax" on their income for (9)5391694: Old and busted: United Breaks Guitars. New hotness: Delta Breaks Bicycles. Bonus Delta PR quote: "We don& (9)5391671: In what may be the stupidest corporate naming of an arena of all time, the concert venue at the Florida State (15)5391664: 16-year-old girl attempting to be the youngest ever to circumnavigate the globe may end up setting a much more (51)5391573: Philadelphia lawyer keeps getting beaten up in the courtroom (14)5391388: The SEC introduces new "circuit breaker" rules to prevent the US stock market from being shocked by (4)5391350: This week's congressional picnic featured genuine Chicago-style hot dogs from a restaurateur who knows how (39)5391313: "Don't put soda in that sippy cup," say researchers to dumbass parents who must have more thumbs (14)5391266: First they came for Helen Thomas and her outrageous statements. Who is next? Rush? Glenn Beck? (10)5391211: Sometimes it's really, really tough to be a well-to-do gay recovering alcoholic sharing a sober summer ren (4)5391076: Baby Boomers name the next generation of suckers who will pay for their health care and social security while (8)5390824: You can't be in Arizona illegally, but you can still be a polygamist. All charges dropped against Warren J (1)5390811: Prince Charles says to save the world, we must follow the "Islamic way:" Hey, Chuck? Didn't your (10)5390798: Young men more vulnerable to relationship ups and downs than women, according to the Institute for Guys Who Ha (41)5390786: Idiot interferes with accident assistance, gets tazed. Even stupider ACLU lawyer insists tazers are "subs (2)5390783: The Empire State Building owner has no problem lighting it to honor China, blue M&Ms, Mariah Carey and the (8)5390749: Only 1 in 7 brides is a virgin on wedding night. Thanks, Charlie Sheen (7)5390748: Jennifer Aniston is on the Cox diet, but it unclear how much she swallows (18)5390745: Elderly couple denied right to run simple bed and breakfast for heterosexuals (5)5390730: My God, Bing threw up on Google (46)5390701: Lindsay Lohan''s SCRAM bracelet was activated after someone spilled booze on it, says the celeb's (11)5390698: When masturbating in your car at Target, please try to wear pants. Saying you were hot won't get you off. (11)5390676: TLC's Top 5 most disturbing series. "There's really no good excuse for why you should ever be wat (13)5390667: Heroic Birthbagger-Patriot of the New Media, Victoria Jackson, admits she didn't vote until the 2002 elect (36)5390662: Executioner on Utah's firing squad says he's morally conflicted about his job. Just kidding. "I&# (11)5390582: Today's "13-year-old drops the C-bomb twice on national TV" video brought to you by the Today sh (6)5390574: Columnist who just needs a real man to set her straight thinks that any male film critic who gave a bad review (28)5390560: Pagan artifacts discovered in Israel. Druid aid flotilla expected to set sail from Ireland any day now (5)5390517: A bunch of midgets are mad that a bunch of other midgets are on television using the word midget. Network resp (19)5390452: BP, in a statement issued Thursday, said it "is not aware of any reason" for its shares' 16% plu (6)5390425: Eight-year-old boy rescues five-year-old boy from drowning using the time-honored SpongeBob technique (7)5390421: FBI agents say Mexican security forces pointed guns at them when they tried to investigate shooting of a teen (25)5390392: In preparation for USA/England, FIFA referees studying English swear words. Rumored viewing includes highlight (22)5390314: Hawaii Election Official-"There is no birth certificate. There isn't one. It's like an open secre (35)5390280: Obama: EPA regulates greenhouse gases. Sen Murkowski: I disapprove. Obama: I veto your disapproval. Murkowski: (15)5390261: Residents of the Gulf Coast surprised to find that BP isn't handing out big checks willy-nilly to anyone w (6)5390224: It's only ONE DAY until the greatest football tournament IN THE WORLD. Hey, they're playing the Super (50)5389983: Memo to Kelsey Grammer: Sometimes people tell lies on the internet (9)5389969: It's like grenaaaaaaaaaaaade, on your wedding day (3)5389792: Nebraska man dies from a reptile dysfunction (10)5389772: February 2010 - New Orleans Saints fans cry after Super Bowl win 40+ years in the making. June 2010 - Jeremy R (19)5389751: Citing his previous whale expertise, Canadian politicians and biologists call in Shatner for advice on how to (7)5389335: Officials shut down a street and evacuate a neighborhood after discovering a five-gallon barrel of rancid mayo (12)5389306: Best. Student. Job. Ever (4)5389293: Man jails daughter in his home, fathers seven children with her, one of whom he also sexually abuses. Not a re (16)5389175: Scientist finds Happy was more creative, but Grumpy was a more attentive and careful thinker. Still no cure fo (11)5389114: Scientists try to prove that women manipulate men with noises during sex. Trying to record the low guttural so (13)5388904: Five week old kitten hitches a ride in an engine block, gets lured out with bologna in time for Caturday (with (832)5388861: Couple discovers that "It's a Small World After All" is more than just an annoying earworm (9)5388833: Jennifer Love Hewitt "obsessed" with playing Wonder Woman. In related news, submitter is obsessed wi (94)5388814: Four Christian lawyers who vowed to be God's "Judicial Ambassadors" lose the election. Help, we& (9)5388708: You heard it here first: 9.0 Earthquake Warning for West Coast (50)5388624: With so many celebrities wanting to help with the oil spill, Samuel Jackson finally finds his particular niche (9)5388622: So the moral of this story is: if the FBI pays you $15,000 for mudering a girl in Aruba, don't spend it to (18)5388621: If you are being stopped by a security guard at a Home Depot for shoplifting, your best chance of escape is no (10)5388611: Porn machete murder suspect and subsequent suicide victim is now being fondly remembered as smelly and terribl (14)5388395: If you're a cop, the last place you should keep your kiddie porn is on your police department laptop (12)5388392: Actually, the iPad is quite bad at preventing leaks (17)5388385: "Yes, I beat my girlfriend, threw her out into the street naked then tortured her - but it's because (11)5388334: 94-year-old child molester caught "in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner a (16)5388293: After four years, Army finally agrees to pay soldier for leg lost in Iraq. Soldier stumped as to why it took s (7)5388255: Dozens of genetic mutations linked to autism and Jenny McCarthy discovered (9)5388049: Jailed Italian man claims convicted killer Amanda Knox is innocent, accuses his own brother. What a twist (5)5388044: Dear USA, Please stop stealing our culture. Love, London. PS: Harry Potter is ours. Don't Touch (34)5387946: Delta is Changeling the way we think about sending our kids on vacation (14)5387936: Taco Bell is trying to get the US Mint to bring back the $2 bill in order to help them promote their new combo (20)5387910: Israelis propose "reverse flotilla" to deliver large quantities of chutzpah to Kurds and Armenians i (10)5387877: North Korea to the UN Security Council: Don't debate or even think about the South Korean ship sinking or (10)5387850: Who is to blame for the BP oil leak? Bill Clinton of course (23)5387701: At a US Denny's, you can enjoy overcooked eggs at 2 a.m. with your drunken friends. At a Japanese Denny (12)5387643: Applications for mortgages hit 13 year low on news that people without jobs can't afford a mortgage. Wait, (2)5387605: The "too hot to be a banker" woman is more artificially pumped up than the mid-2000s housing bubble (17)5387576: If you have a slight limp, are missing some fingers, have tickets to the G8/G20 summits, and bought 3500 pound (19)5387522: England and US make friendly World Cup wager. We propose higher stakes: if you lose, you give up blood pudding (15)5387521: Britain's oldest swingers something something. You aren't clicking after the first three words, anyway (14)5387155: Head of the WHO says the whole H1N1 pandemic panic was because of the potential death, carnage and human suffe (9)5387151: A ladder to the moon made of LEGO would require about 1.1 quadrillion bricks, with the materials alone costing (13)5387141: Debt collectors exploiting legal loophole to jail debtors. Bonus: Bail conveniently set at alleged debt amount (9)5386933: Finding the secret room in your new house isn't nearly as cool as you thought it would be as a kid (22)5386835: 1 in 20 marriages take place in Vegas. No telling how many survive the trip home (6)5386790: Fired talk-show host who who went on the airwaves to ridicule a mural depicting minority students at an Arizon (8)5386788: Apparently no longer worried about the possibility of Hamas weaponizing high fructose corn syrup or trans-fats (11)5386705: Frontrunner in next week's Belgian national elections is running on an unusual platform: namely, dissolvin (4)5386648: ... if The Empire Strikes Back had been made in the '50s (11)5386509: Couple plans to live at the San Diego fair, surviving on nothing but dried dates, bottled water and the malk f (11)5386451: Three year old girl survives car accident, turns into Lindsay Lohan (9)5386407: Responding to public outrage, Boston firemen agree to smaller pay increase in return for showing up to work so (2)5386186: British government funds course to teach teenagers how to walk in high heels, to better prepare them for enter (34)5386161: Christian school fires teacher for conceiving before she got married (23)5386159: Hot 18 year old Aussie girl seeking plastic surgery to make her feel young again, presumably at Dr P.D Bears c (42)5386102: Water added to the list of things that cannot cure cancer (3)5385827: Cop interrupts you having sex? That's a taserin' (10)5385677: Ah summer time, when the media whips up fear-inducing stories about the return of sharks, lawn mowers, Speedos (187)5385454: Study from the Romero Institute shows half of men exaggerate cold symptoms, but women are more likely to menti (2)5385291: Cool infographic shows tons of factoids while descending from the top of Mt. Everest to the floor of the Maria (16)5385286: 14 year old throws rocks at border guard. They respond proportionately and calmly. Just kidding, they shot him (43)5385210: Thanks to Arizona's illegal immigration law, doctors there could be arrested for treating an illegal immig (7)5385057: You may now sleep it off in your vehicle without fear of arrest (15)5384770: Proving that educators recycle lesson plans to save time, a 4th grade teacher really reaches into the back of (5)5384691: "I would like the firing squad, please." No word yet how the marksmen will miss his two giant brass (25)5384514: Leak reveals that China's first astronaut returned drenched in blood. First thought: Mutant space leeches. (22)5384460: The underwater Gulf oil plumes that did exist, then didn't exist, then still didn't exist, now exist (4)5384442: Arizona governor candidate proposes building statewide "tent cities" to house illegal immigrants, cl (34)5384392: "The rig's on fire! I told you this was gonna happen!" (23)5384367: Vast UFO cover-up described by credible unbiased nuclear physicist who is in no way trying to sell his new boo (23)5384365: National Geographic's top geneticist claims that humanity's invention of agriculture was the worst ide (20)5384343: Vital travel tip for Adultery Tourists: In Saudi Arabia it's legal if the woman breastfeeds you (6)5384069: According to author's new book, sometimes "f--- it, life sucks and I'm having a beer" really (9)5383929: CNBC anchor on Obama's 'kick ass' remark: "OH WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN& (55)5383583: Osama bin Laden is hiding in Iran according to intelligence sources, Dick Cheney's wet dream (16)5383476: Some do's and don'ts of how you can really help out with the Gulf oil spill. Do spread awareness on Fa (20)5383299: Galileo's middle finger goes in display in Italian museum. Curators oriented it so that it's facing th (16)5383267: Using the best police-mathematicians money can buy, the RIAA has determined LimeWire owes them $1.5 trillion (13)5383053: "Blackwater" is back, after "Xe Services" proved to be inert (8)5383015: Blagojevich lawyers file last minute motion to exclude the wiretaps of him plotting crimes by arguing that the (7)5383000: Canadian courts attempting to determine whether Muslim woman should be forced to remove veil before testifying (8)5382982: News: People protesting the mosque near ground zero verbally attack two Egyptian men. Fark: Who turn out to be (34)5382880: Six companies that make money solving problems they made up (19)5382813: British punk band Criminal Mind arrested after police discovered illegal immigrants hiding in their speakers. (4)5382650: If a 10-car train travels to over half a dozen stations on a Monday morning along the green line during a week (3)5382582: Glenn Beck endorses book you'll Nazi in stores anytime soon (8)5382566: Debt settlement companies defend their business model: "American consumers shouldn't have to pay back (7)5382561: Now that they've taken care of their illegal problem, Arizonans set about dealing with the next enemy: kil (5)5382556: Some in the Senate are worried that removing a tax break on billionaire Wall Street money managers may cripple (19)5382532: Some women try to induce labor by climbing steps, exercising, or by having sex. Still others go for the untrad (6)5382519: Ship sets out hoping to find a few clams, ends up discovering a lost WWI relicoontouched since 1920's, com (10)5382509: Remember Reuters photoshopping pics from Gaza? Well, they're at it again (44)5382493: I can haz cat parasite? (15)5382441: Brazilian modeling talent scouts comb villages, school yards, for the next Giselle Bundchen while dodging Cris (16)5382358: French president calls for a specially trained force of midget bodyguards (17)5382003: Life imitates Fargo (14)5382001: The 5 most impractical aspects of superhero costumes (48)5381989: Not news: Man gets ticket. Still not news: Man goes online to pay it. Fark: Man instead buys the web-domain ho (8)5381983: End the CA charade: It's no longer about whether medical marijuana is being used only by people who are in (13)5381896: That sound you heard was Nancy Grace having the first orgasm of her life (19)5381798: Boom goes the Yemenite (10)5381738: The Year of the Tiger is causing record low birthrates in Asian nations. The news coverage was excessive but, (8)5381658: Hiker sets out hoping to find a few WWII relics, ends up discovering a lost battlefield untouched since 1942, (9)5381493: Maker's Mark Distillery diversifies their product line for the first time in 50+ years (23)5381473: Finally, a reason to visit Davenport, Iowa: Segway tours of the Mississippi River. Just kidding. There's s (9)5381462: You know that silly trick where you demand that the ticket camera appear in court to testify against you? It&# (6)5381453: Doctor fined $5000 for removing healthy kidney instead of gallbladder. In all fairness, though, his 83-year-ol (8)5381404: Indonesian woman claims to be 157 years old even with no authentic data to prove her age except her word and t (20)5381238: It may be time to end a relationship when your boyfriend asks you to sign a contract allowing him to beat you (10)5381223: People would stop hunting whales if only the whales would learn to scream (9)5380991: Jack Harrison, the last survivor of The Great Escape, dies at 97. Or did he (14)5380989: Study shows that children of two-lesbian families have fewer behavioral problems, more Indigo Girls CDs (7)5380974: I'm a shark, I'm a shark, you may kiss the bride, I'm a shaaaark (12)5380971: Police neglect to confiscate a woman's purse, so she tries to flush the pi--HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HE (34)5380968: If your drug cartel misplaced 77 bodies in an abandoned mine shaft, the Mexican government has found them for (6)5380950: Afghanistan now the longest war in American history (17)5380911: Milwaukee radio listeners get jolt of lifetime after smooth jazz station suddenly converts to "Big Buck C (13)5380856: Not news: Police chief parks in handicap spot to grab breakfast. Still not news: local TV crew busts him on ca (7)5380784: Two entrepreneurs in Santa Monica found a way to make a little money and save residents from expensive parking (12)5380763: "Hi, I just bought your driveway at a tax auction. I'm offering it back to you at only a 5,000% marku (16)5380742: Old and busted: Leia Bikinis. New Hotness: Stormtrooper Corsets (27)5380697: North Carolina man gets bored, sets up own drivers license checkpoint (5)5380664: Photoshop this phacepalm (21)5380649: Man takes his girlfriend to mountaintop to propose to her. Just before he can, God comes along and saves him (11)5380636: Bad: Learning that you're adopted because your parents were murdered. Good: DNA tests might reveal who you (6)5380566: So, an alligator walks into a middle school....stop me if you've heard this one (4)5380464: Painting pets to look like wild animals (w/ tiger dog pic) (13)5380457: In preparation for Saturday's USA vs England match, here's a death metal band explaining why England&# (16)5380433: Drive-by shootings becoming unaffordable in this economy? How about pedal-by stabbings? (9)5380428: Given the recent headlines here on Fark concerning fox attacks on humans, you may wonder, just how common is t (30)5380421: Illegal car races, Lamborghini babes, and a pair of Ferrari-driving priests - this 1981 screwball comedy has i (25)5380410: Looking for a used weapon? Utah's desert dumping depot may have your weapon of choice (with pics) (7)5380327: Miley Cyrus' career is headed in the wrong direction. If you didn't see that one coming then you'r (33)5380325: In a blatant violation of the Geneva Convention, South Korea now targeting North Korea with loud pop music (15)5380308: The ten deadliest roads in America. Tag is for two of the top three (15)5380288: Just when you thought Arizona couldn't push any more of the federal government's buttons, it looks lik (12)5380281: And there you have it...the government response to Katrina is rated better than the response to BP's oil g (20)5380263: If passed, HB2622 will write into law a policy statement for all Tennesseans that health care mandates or pena (11)5380235: Sludge covered Gulf turtles will be sent to Baltimore for rehabilitation. Haven't they suffered enough? (11)5380160: Apple unveils iPad mini (34)5380152: Man's explanation for strangling his wife: 'If you were married, you would understand.' (14)5380071: My, my, my, my food stamp card makes me say oh my Lord. Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two (2)5380067: Pro Tip: Before showing up for your first day on the job, change out of the bloody clothes you were wearing wh (5)5380051: When will the madness end? Hall and Oates cancel a concert after an Arizona Diamondbacks game to protest the s (17)5379982: The National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform, better known as the Deficit Commission, has run o (2)5379903: There is a new evil supervillain in town, and his name is Draco Slaughter (w/mugshot) (17)5379620: Rapists, stalkers, murderers, rapists can probably find you anyways so why bother with all this online privacy (3)5379608: Recognizing it's already seen as the wussiest military branch, the Air Force has not authorized the wearin (17)5379553: The only thing Israel's bungling of the flotilla has accomplished: Hamas now gets to rearm via the Egyptia (9)5379394: Jihadis announce new summer terror campaign that's likely to start in Boston, if past history is any indic (10)5377901: This just in: Amelia Earhart's plane was brought down by giant mutant crabs, who subsequently consumed her (40)5377754: It seems like a no brainer, but if you leak classified military video, DO NOT boast online to ANYONE (28)5377613: If any news story needs a video set to Yakety Sax, it's this one (1)5377501: Boring: Photo-real renderings of animals. Interesting: Created by hand. Incredible: Using only a .5mm penicil (14)5377445: Brit's weekly diatribe regarding Americanisms sneaking into "English" (25)5377431: Divorce in later years: the 40 year itch (why topical creams and suppositories aren't going to touch this (5)5377415: Want to bypass the long line for the metal detectors at the Texas Capitol? Buy a rifle or a gun (14)5377216: Grabbing the butt of a police officer's girlfriend? That's an executin' (22)5375873: Photoshop Theme: Create a new breakfast cereal for adults (34)5375871: Iron Photoshop ingredient: beer (19)5375869: Finish this masterpiece in the making (37)5375274: Porn actor suspected of murder jumps off cliff, dies after daylong stand-off with police (28)5375234: Photoshop this rooftop photo session (26)5375030: Photoshop this roll down the runway (26)5375026: Photoshop this stoppage of play (37)5374901: A Delta Airlines flight attendant was arrested when she checked in her 9mm Glock with her carry-on bag. There (13)5373952: Blonde. Twins. Valedictorian and salutatorian. Oh, and there's a photograph, too (60)5373742: Photoshop this industrious North Korean student (27)5373739: Photoshop these squareheads (28)5373375: Photoshop this Ruckus (33)5372956: Photoshop... umm... whatever the hell this girl is doing (29)5372747: Photoshop this bucolic bus (29)5372252: Photoshop this sneaky nun (23)5372249: Photoshop these investigators (34)5372061: This week's Mugshot Roundup cracks open with some buttcrack, then things get weird (98)5370919: The city of Detroit may see a major population boom come November (15)5370664: Photoshop this squinting photographer (26)5369793: Having sex with 15-year old actress and asking her to describe the experience may or may not be a good coachin (24)5369231: Pre-op transexuals find loophole in obscenity laws, go topless at Delaware Beach. This article is just fine wi (26)5369139: Gym tells woman to go be fat somewhere else. If only there was some way she could lose that excess weight (55)5368743: Photoshop this phone race (26)5368722: Photoshop this method of meeting (28)5368654: Jack White says "All bands need girls." Well, maybe all hipster bands with no talent whose lead sing (36)5368234: "Britain's ugliest cat" gets a new home just in time for Caturday (w/pic) (766)5367848: Photoshop these clashing competitors (22)5365771: Ad placed for a job opening tells people who are presently unemployed "Not To Apply" (3)5365735: 48 states to adopt common standards of learning for their schools. The holdouts, Texas and Alaska say they' (30)5365590: Mud + beer + trucks + girls = Redneck Yacht Club. With pics (23)5365517: Police department fined after uppity black man turns out to be uppity black former judge and state civil right (10)5365186: Picture unrelated (29)5365158: Navy successfully shoots down aircraft with giant frickin' laser, showing off America's expertise at l (16)5364982: It's one thing to crash a wedding, but crashing a funeral for the free food is just sad. "He had a ba (4)5364826: Oh by the way, while you weren't looking, they made it illegal to record police in public where there is n (35)5364589: Ever wonder what happened to the Star Wars kid? He's grown up, gotten therapy and is getting a law degree (20)5364463: State police are looking for a man with a mullet in a bright purple belly shirt and "Daisy Duke" cut (17)5364393: "Maroon Chevy Impala, you are NOT, I repeat NOT cleared for takeoff from the airport access road" (y (9)5364297: "Clearly, there was inappropriate touching; that was obvious during the cleanup of the dances" (15)5364116: The worst call in the history of baseball. You will not believe this happened (66)5364101: Seniors caught with marijuana banned from graduation after police chief warns school committee "What if i (6)5364020: Old and busted: raising money via speed traps and red light cameras. New hotness: raising $1.5m/year ticketing (3)5363965: Of all the cultural touchstones (trucker hats, black-framed glasses, wallet chains) made preposterous by self- (14)5363954: Every time you play video games, this guy kills a kitten (26)5363899: Sure, they look funny, aren't stylish, and have a stupid name. But wearing Crocs may save your life if you (4)5363891: Resident of Spotsylvania County, Virginia convinced that Sasquatch is in area. "All the things they would (6)5363820: Gulf coast fishermen stage protest with boats, are promptly raided by Israeli commandos (6)5363675: The ten best cities to start a career and enjoy life. Unfortunately, it would mean moving to Iowa, Kansas, or (5)5363421: Man spends five years visiting all 700 bars listend in the Good Beer Guide, says it was "worth it." (8)5363402: Photoshop this window washer (24)5363274: Fran Drescher says her ex-husband was gay. I think it's safe to say he was also deaf (16)5363271: Last week, all Chicago fire trucks, engines, and ambulances were equipped with donated pet resuscitation masks (11)5363146: Swiss Supreme Court rules that Texas hold 'em is a game of luck, not skill. But you played your pair of si (14)5363089: Ted Haggard once again looking to comfort Colorado Springs with his rod and his staff (10)5362935: Six well-intentioned ways you are ruining your dog. Your dog wants you to read this (38)5362929: The oil spill may have a silver lining: Obama proposes rolling back billions of dollars in tax breaks for oil (8)5362913: Drunken fight ensues over a discussion about demons. With pic of what a responsible adult looks like (14)5362640: It costs San Francisco $140,000 to dig up and move a shrub, and $35,000 for "support" services from (9)5362638: Dutch 22 year old Joran van der Sloot is the prime suspect in murder of young woman. This is not a repeat from (42)5362414: News: Male pornstar goes on a workplace rampage killing 1 and wounding 2. The money shot: He used a movie prop (25)5362407: House for sale: 4 bed, 2 bath, 3 acres, fireplace, sun room, whites only, detached garage. Wait.. what? A sun (8)5362398: Everyone help CNN find the "Good Side" of the oil spill (19)5362361: Remember that time you drank beer with your friends on a boat and caught fish? Well that's bad and you sho (40)5362206: Tough gun laws prevent UK shooting spree. Wait, make that: Tough gun laws FAIL TO prevent UK shooting spree (46)5362188: OSHA statistics show BP ran up 760 "egregious, willful" safety violations, while Sunoco and Conoco-P (11)5361928: Anti-Semitic: Flipping off a bus full of Hasidic Jews on the Garden State Parkway. Anti-gravity Semitic: Bus f (14)5361822: Israel fired first, without provocation, and deliberately. According to Israeli Parliament member (33)5361796: In addition to "calls" and "customers", AT&T finds a new thing that they can drop (4)5361655: Tips for giving your boss feedback. Tip #3: don't give your boss feedback (6)5361523: You can now be ticketed for "appearing" to be going too fast (17)5361494: Your girlfriend breaks up with you. Do you: A) move on? B) write her a letter expressing your emotions? C) sne (26)5361441: "I didn't plagiarize. The [other] student who wrote the assignment for me did" (10)5361326: Latest trend for US craft brewers is "sour beer." That means beer aged in wood barrels with special (29)5361141: Look to the person on your right and left. If you can name one of the U.S. Supreme Court Justices, you are bet (14)5361111: That guy in the thread talking about how he doesn't watch TV, pays cash for everything, walks to work, and (11)5361071: Al-Qaeda wants you to know that they've already replaced the number three guy who got killed yesterday. An (13)5361069: Photoshop this dervish dance (40)5361029: In a shocking turn of events, Israel has rejected calls for an independent probe into Gaza aid flotilla incide (31)5360986: The last thing you expect to see at Arby's is a 67-year-old man masturbating outside, but it happens (21)5360946: Remember that "drunk" band director who supposedly left his students stranded? Turns he wasn't d (2)5360926: Actors get all the girls and all the perks, but noooo, you just kill two people and it all dries up (10)5360899: No, we aren't racist, we just don't accept applications from white people (18)5360858: BP succeeds in increasing the flow of oil into the Gulf by 20%. Go BP (25)5360805: Supreme Court to rule on whether Fred Phelps and the WBC have a constitutional right to burn in hell (22)5360755: Cigar belonging to Sir Winston Churchill expected to fetch £1M at auction, substantially more than cigar (7)5360610: "If you're going to have marijuana in your bra and drug paraphernalia in your car, don't wear a m (9)5360384: If your girlfriend's dad comes to the door holding a shotgun, it's probably just for show. But if he&# (5)5360305: Your airline security might need improvements if they issue a plane ticket for Osama Bin Laden (10)5359893: Help me, I'm a whore (36)5359815: Drunk, half naked in a tree is no way to be caught by the "Parent Party Patrol", son (4)5359784: Cigarettes are more cancer-y than previously thought (7)5359742: While you may think it's common sense to put your important tax documents and child support paperwork in a (1)5359604: Farkin' knives: How do they work? (30)5359600: US high-level nuclear waste continues to be stored in temporary above-ground casks, which are temporary much t (4)5359457: You don't have to get your wisdom teeth taken out, except when you have to get them taken out. Hope this h (7)5359303: Unemployed food critic on foodstamps, finds Wolfgang Puck's Frozen Pizza "doughy with sad vegatables (13)5359283: Among the "humanitarian" aid found on the Gaza flotilla was a cache of therapeutic bullet-proof vest (54)5359260: Three Germans killed in Allied bombing. This is not a repeat from 1944 (38)5359162: So last decade: Flesh-eating bacteria. New and hot: Flesh-eating cocaine. This blows (13)5359157: Scientist mathematically proves giraffes can swim. Up next: can pigs fly? (9)5359151: Look, that V-22 Osprey is landing, that's so cool. Wow, those rotors are kicking up quite a OH MY GOD IT H (11)5359144: James Bond's original Aston Martin is up for sale, complete with a bulletproof shield, oil jets, and smoke (24)5359126: After a man goes blind trying to descend Mt. Everest, his fellow mountain climbers risk their lives making sur (36)5358997: "Top Kill" having failed, federal officials solicit ideas for capping oil spill from such noted expe (15)5358930: Man with .32 BAC charged with DUI, improper use of children as hood ornaments (3)5358912: Actual headline: "Summer will be cooler, unless it's not." But we could be wrong. We're not (8)5358866: The ass-hat of the week award goes to...whoever torched 20 flags on Memorial Day (8)5358799: BP finally ends oil spill - Just kidding, actually they've given up (48)5358744: Special Report: Inside BP's War Room, which is being run by Donald Rumsfeld, apparently (20)5358695: Woman follows Google maps walking directions completely, and gets hit by a car. So of course, she's suing (9)5358603: Man in serious debt who received harassing, vulgar, racist calls from collection agency, is now no longer in d (3)5358572: Scientists develop vaccine that could eliminate breast cancer from occuring, and stop it in its tracks if it&# (34)5358559: Couple finds that writing "no dark skinned children" on an adoption application isn't going to g (14)5358535: Someone finally decided to modify a real BP sign in NYC to reflect the company's current state (15)5358435: And now, from the opinion pages of a poorly produced, and horrifically edited small town news paper... "T (21)5358267: Al Gore concedes erection (42)5358219: Farkworthy headline of the day: "Glenn Close can say incest, vagina and bipolar" (5)5358185: In today's sad story of a life altered forever as the result of the oil spill in the Gulf, BP CEO Tony Hay (20)5358144: Oakland artists create large tea cozy to cover up "T" in local sign, noting that it's a tight-kn (12)5358100: Not good: Somebody steals your motorboat. Really not good: You go looking for it in your helicopter and crash (8)5358092: Greatest TV character ever is....just who you think it is (138)5358074: Photoshop these masquerading women (28)5358010: Seven week old fetus found in vegetative state turns out to be real vegetables (18)5357984: Megan Fox now has a six pack, which she was nice enough to show off in a bikini on Saturday in Maui (17)5357937: Cops: You have a right to remain silent. Arrested Suspect: .... Supreme Court: Because the Arrested Suspect di (9)5357835: Seven household items you didn't know could get you high. Toad skin, for instance, is kept in copious amou (22)5357824: Car stolen by authorities in order to prevent it being stolen by todgers (5)5357763: Man lost in the Saskatchewan wilderness saves himself by chopping down several power poles thus forcing SaskPo (16)5357741: I'm not saying that BP is pessimistic about getting this spill contained soon, but they are spending a who (7)5357698: Cementheads who took out mortgages they couldn't afford are now defaulting on purpose and using that extra (13)5357565: This is about individual freedom, specifically, the freedom to chase a round of cheese down a hill (w/ video) (3)5357558: Band director takes out the band to Six Flags for some end-of-school-fun, then gets kicked out for being drunk (2)5357513: Furniture mover check list. Moving truck, check. Hand cart, check. Brass knuckles, check (2)5357480: What if Jaws was made today? It would star Sam Worthington and Samuel L Jackson, with a cameo by Justin Bieber (10)5357305: Family gatherings will always been awkward once you find out the pregnant woman you're living with after m (28)5357290: First Gary Coleman, then Dennis Hopper, and now the *third* ranking officer of Al-Qaeda is dead (12)5357225: "He pulls the air duster out of his seat and he hits it and I go no, no, no not in the car" (8)5357185: Five female Al-Jazeera news anchors accused of not dressing modestly enough because they wear make up and show (37)5357166: There are photographers, and there are war photographers. And then there are great war photographers. Brace yo (19)5357145: Photoshop theme: Rejected ideas for Xtreme sports events (26)5357116: Ex-NASCAR driver finds God, cleans up act, plans comeback. Just kidding, he was arrested hours after his relea (4)5357098: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trying to swim the English Channel? (16)5356991: Photoshop these four horsemen of the eponymous town festival (22)5356911: Sports & Leisure: What game creator died at age 59 on Memorial Day, 2010? (8)5356873: "Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets." Your mom reportedly unharmed (18)5356415: This (1971)5356365: Photoshop this zapping chamber (30)5356350: Indiana Jones and the Cage Fight of Doom (24)5356285: News: Mom leaves 3-year-old in 85 degree car for 8 hours while she gambles in a casino. Fark: Her response to (12)5356187: An off-duty police officer was sitting on his porch with his wife, then 'things got weird' is an under (5)5355931: Girl raped by Baptist church member, forced to apologize to congregation, relocated out of state to avoid scan (62)5355910: Photoshop this track and field event (35)5355827: Stupid: Woman Falls for 419 scam and loses $60K in 2 months. Stupider: Scammers call 9 months later to tell he (23)5355790: Elderly British woman that never worked a day in her life is demanding a pay raise (17)5355755: Man learns valuable lesson in why a waistband is not a good holster after accidentally shooting himself in the (29)5355677: Prince Harry voted 'Coolest Man in the World' ahead of an assistant to Barack Obama and the drummer fr (22)5355618: Normandy Veteran is approached by a Frenchman, presented a letter thanking him for Liberating France. Happy Me (27)5355612: Letter to Field & Stream: Why Bigfoot Should Be Put on Endangered Species List. "I implore you not to (5)5355610: Band member falls from balcony and impales head on fence. Fortunately he was a drummer, so nothing serious was (17)5355509: Major crime unit uses sixteen deputies and a helicopter to apprehend five dangerous criminals, if by "dan (6)5355461: That's a mighty nice "aid flotilla" you got there. It'd be a shame if anybody sank it. Maybe (128)5355234: Not news: 5 criminals hold up store. Interesting, still not news: armed with a gun, a knife, and a hammer. New (12)5355200: The National Memorial Ladies say attending military funerals is their duty. "When I drive through the gat (7)5354901: Man says the secret camera he placed under his 15-year-old stepdaughter's bed was to make sure no boys wer (23)5354306: What does an ageless time traveler dream about, anyway? If Subby was the Doctor it would be Amy Pond in some s (7)5354255: Ultimate graduation present: Girl finds out via Facebook her dad kidnapped her when she was 3; her "mom&q (7)5354225: Photoshop these tourists (25)5354215: Woman who complained about Cleavage Barbie apparently has no issue with showing off her own yabbos (15)5354095: Photoshop this mirrored masterpiece (48)5354088: Photoshop this celebrating senior (50)5354074: Photoshop this man taking his mustache for a walk (36)5352985: Photoshop a fix to BP's oil leak (54)5352793: Photoshop this helicopter (22)5352472: Photoshop these guys and their mine hunter (22)5351979: There are reasons why you think that the term "cosplay losers" is redundant. Here are twenty more es (109)5350841: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split. Lawyers to settle who gets custody of their I.Q. point (13)5350045: Gary Coleman is four feet under (370)5349763: How to get debt collectors off your back. Noticeably absent from the list: PAYING THEM (5)5349451: Man who has to be at the gym in 26 minutes sues Matchmaking service because the women were not up to his stand (18)5349410: Police are looking for more victims of Spicy McHaggis (6)5349389: Oakland, California: "F*ck it, smoke 'em if you got 'em, just make sure we get ours." (13)5349202: Of course the right thing to do when you're accused of stealing someone's phone is to throw your baby (27)5349188: Feeding wieners to alligators may lead to desensitization (7)5349146: Couple ordered to kill pet squirrel or face prosecution (38)5349038: Call of Duty made me hate you (12)5348994: Women's guide for great sex includes using the acronym W.E.T. Men should still stick with the acronym S.O. (515)5348917: "A man tried to escape from a hospital in the Dominican Republic where he had been hospitalized for priap (20)5348873: BP top official upgrades Gulf oil leak from "modest" to "environmental catastrophe" (32)5348730: Ph.D student studying Jack the Ripper finds novel way to complete his research (14)5348601: Old man discovers Internet. Hilarity ensues (with "I was only looking for wild Asian ass" pic) (31)5348518: How can whale vomit help me retire? (10)5348507: Note: If you own a strip club, and a job applicant tells you she is 27 but she looks 16, you might want to che (41)5348491: Abe Lincoln's head and 19 other people that are soon to be in your nightmares (17)5348235: Snowflake breaks arm while playing on the monkey bars; parents: A. Accept that it's part of a child growin (11)5347976: Photoshop this ballot breakout (23)5347936: Photoshop these hat-holding plank-walkers (20)5347926: Ask, tell (54)5347897: Are you the weird dude in the corner who can't get laid? Are you out of high school? Chances are, it's (16)5347889: Louisiana physicist has proven God's existence. Dice-playing ability to be determined (57)5347829: Oldest Medal of Honor recipient, John W. Finn, dies at age 100 (16)5347826: "The oil would heat the water faster and accelerate formation of hurricanes". BP: Beyond Petroleum (12)5347729: "Many media companies simply opened the doors to their websites and said: 'Anybody come post whatever (21)5347719: *knock* *knock* Hello, I'm here to take census information. Anybody home? *knock* *knock* Hello? Oh well, (12)5347614: High school teachers put on leave because they handed out classroom materials that gave advice on how to deal (7)5347582: Before asking your boyfriend to pose for a photo with a shotgun pointed at the camera, it pays to check it' (11)5347576: Remember that crazy Alabama professor facing triple homicide charges for her shooting rampage? Make that quadr (9)5347488: Teen girls like walking home from school or whatever help like rescue like a stray kitten stuck in like a stor (861)5347407: Gaydar really exists: Scientists prove gay people are more able to pick out fellow homosexuals. Then again, th (39)5347371: Trucker who was watching porn on a laptop before causing a fatal crash won't get off easy (5)5347206: "New Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn asked residents for their ideas about what the city needs, and apparently (4)5347199: Ah bass fishing in Texas...the peace, the serenity, the drug cartel pirates, it's all there (11)5347171: A 'Thundercats' writer. Dismemberment. And carnival workers. Premise for a new CSI series? Or just ano (17)5347133: Eight felony forgery counts filed against Epstein's Mother (6)5347066: "Sorry about your dead dog. You owe me $1,700 for the damage he did to my car when I hit him" (15)5347015: Wild turkey blamed for power outage, nights of regret (7)5347006: Thought it couldn't get worse? Yeah right. Now there's a new plume of oil in the gulf (13)5347003: Photoshop this spying soldier (34)5346755: Cool: Editors try salsas for a taste test. Not cool: Tostitos comes in second (28)5346659: All Hondas now shipping with brake override system to replace the optional dealer-installed cinder-block-and-r (7)5346612: 3 things readers of "Beetle Bailey" might not know: 1. The comic strip turns 60 this summer. 2. Lois (19)5346431: The hurricane forecast is in... You may begin panicking now (20)5346231: We may have found what really caused the oil-rig failure, and a certain BP exec is probably not answering his (19)5346213: Three scenarios that could lead to full-scale war on the Korean Peninsula. Bonus: Monty Python reference (40)5346160: Tanning Beds that were dangerous, then really dangerous, and then very dangerous are still dangerous (7)5346117: Ebert: These people make my skin crawl. The characters of "Sex and the City 2" are flyweight bubbleh (42)5346103: Director of Minerals Management "top killed" (8)5345974: "Beer has become the new wine," says patron of a "beer tasting bar." Try a glass of Jump t (54)5345868: The oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico may have been plugged (29)5345836: British man outraged he can't live in Orwellian Nanny State (6)5345821: A potentially discontinued coin for your thoughts? (18)5345803: "Silly Bandz," tiny rubber bracelets in a variety of shapes, are the latest harmless fad among eleme (18)5345773: Thirty Hot Wheels that would be awesome cars if they existed in the real world. Bonus: Not a slideshow (44)5345664: You are a cop, and your vehicle gets attacked by youths. Do you a) Call for backup, b) Bring out the teargas, (10)5345659: Photoshop these parachutes (22)5345656: NAMBLABook also has security issues, but their 'poke' function is a little different (12)5345621: If you wish to photograph police working a crime scene, it is best not to use the cell phone that contains you (9)5345600: When the Census Bureau re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rehires you, it counts as eight jobs created or saved (3)5345576: Usually you would have to do something REALLY BAD for your father to chain you to a lamp post while he auction (9)5345565: If your wife's a teacher, it's probably a good idea to keep your schoolgirl porn DVDs far away from th (22)5345531: When you tell the cops you just had to leave your toddlers alone in the house for five hours while you went ta (3)5345482: TV psychic gets excused from jury duty, so that he won't ruin everything by telling people ahead of time h (6)5345115: How to save Cleveland, other than transporting the entire city to Cairo (15)5345029: Photoshop Theme: Surgical Mistakes (Oops) (21)5345023: Photoshop Theme: Please tell me I'm dreaming (24)5344978: Missing registered sex offender wandering loose. Officials warn he 'is known to wear some type of hat.' (31)5344636: If a man fires a gun at fleeing criminal and nobody is shot, guess who gets arrested (11)5344516: Art Linkletter, 1913-2010. "What do your parents do for fun?" "I don't know. They always lo (35)5344489: Yellow lab dog run over and shot making remarkable recovery and has 3000 Facebook fans (8)5344484: Senate panel approves bill banning the word "retarded" from federal laws, opting for more politicall (23)5344480: Barney Frank mocks birthers by asking the media to check the papers of new Rep. Charles Djou (R-asian) (23)5344418: 11, 12, 13, 13 Trillion in debt, ah ah ah (17)5344399: Rage Against the Machine and Kanye West vow to boycott Arizona because of the state's illegal immigration (9)5344386: High school cheerleader caught drinking at a party gets expelled from the team. High school jocks caught drink (29)5344363: Entire Facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings (3)5344211: New Senate bill would require terrorists to present fake ID before buying prepaid cellphones (4)5344187: Lawyer subpoenas traffic cameras in speeding ticket trial. "I didn't observe them as they came in, so (2)5344039: The coolest storm cloud resembling an Independence Day invasion you'll see until we're actually invade (14)5344005: "My gut instinct said that this would be a great revenue and job generator for the city," she said. (7)5343841: FCC: 1 in 6 people don't read their cell phone contracts (1)5343776: San Antonians are shocked ... SHOCKED ... that police chief wants more tasers for cops (8)5343713: Plans underway to nuke New Jersey (11)5343681: After a month of teasing the black hole on the bottom of the ocean, BP gets consent to start playing in the mu (16)5343618: Oil spill clean-up workers reporting cases of sickofthisshiatitis (11)5343580: Celebrities frolicking at the beach. Bonus: Most are in bikinis. Double bonus: #3 is topless (Sponsored link) (14)5343525: Not wanting to miss her big break, Santa Monica metermaid insists on ticketing TV station's cars during li (4)5343452: German burglers miscalculate explosives needed to get into ATM, level entire building. See, this is why you do (18)5343443: Survey reveals that most of us believe people do not show caring and sympathy to those with mental illnesses. (20)5343428: I'll see your invisible sharks and I'll raise you: handfish (22)5343366: And the latest right-wing neocon to slam the Obama administration is: (34)5343290: News: Lady has fit after being told to remove American flag from her window. Fark: She's using it as a cur (19)5343209: Oakland's police are too worried about layoffs to function well. Citizens delighted at the drop in crime (2)5343205: Newly crowned "Worst drink in America" checks in with a whopping 2,010 calories and 131 grams of fat (34)5343104: Al Qaeda has acquired a potentially devastating technology: Autotune (13)5343094: I think this article says something about a large AIDS tortilla floating towards Israel's blockade or some (8)5343091: The vandals that slashed hundreds of feet of oil cleanup booms should be the first things we stuff down the ru (5)5343071: Vienna named the world's best city to live in, according to survey sponsored by the tiny sausage industry (20)5342880: Peru paroles leftist New York nutbar Lori Berenson, who went to the country to make sammiches for the Tupac Am (11)5342870: Light-hearted "three little pigs"-themed internal BP memo argues that building blast resistant shelt (18)5342841: Plain burgers for Memorial Day grilling are boring. How about a pork-fennel burger instead? Or curry-spiced la (20)5342795: "Sack tapping" is not a game (31)5342733: Wife takes topless photo with iPhone App "Quip" to send to her husband overseas. Guess what happens (11)5342726: The 9 most delicious restaurant foods (13)5342721: In news they really didn't need right now, the BP-controlled Trans-Alaskan pipeline shut down after electr (12)5342707: News: City decides not to charge residents a "streetlight fee" after public outcry. Fark: They laid (6)5342696: The perils of Somali pirate hunting: Dangerous seas, heavily armed militants, and constantly nude Swedish sail (12)5342583: Having solved the problems of crime, blight, unemployment and general nastiness, city officials in Newburgh, N (12)5342510: Man angry that he can't bring his pit bull into taxi so he throws pit bull at taxi driver (28)5342487: As a teacher, you probably shouldn't lower yourself to your pupils' level. You definitely shouldn' (8)5342483: Mix one measure of white wine with one of Campari. Add a shot of sparkling water and one fresh fetus. Serve ov (7)5342472: Woman so badly beaten that her face becomes pixelated (13)5342442: Behold the latest accessory for the fashion-conscious woman: fake nipples (182)5342410: Maine man growing medical marijuana was arrested and his plants confiscated. Now he wants compensation to the (6)5342281: Every college student's worst nightmare: ramen noodles may give you chronic diseases (4)5342246: Photoshop Theme: Make a 'grim & gritty' remake of a kid's movie/TV show (55)5342133: Large amount of activity happening at the BP Gulf oil leak. Link goes to live webcam. Watch BP engineers botch (82)5342110: Teenagers invent new way of getting blind drunk: absorbing vodka through their eyeballs (16)5341992: Not News: Some supporters of high school proudly display Confederate flag to show "their Rebel pride" (14)5341974: Not News: Man released from prison. News: DNA evidence clears him from rape. Fark: After 23 years in prison. U (3)5341973: If you drive to the local high school with your loaded shotgun to discuss your son's suspension, you might (4)5341865: "Major infestation" of grasshoppers likely to NOM NOM NOM their way through the Great Plains this su (12)5341858: New study suggests delaying umbilical cord cutting, moving out of parents' basement (3)5341522: Congo man can't afford $2.50/month to send his kid to school. But he can spend $2/day on booze and smokes, (18)5341185: Interview with Jeri Ryan, the "busiest woman on TV," who's impressively racked up a huge body of (15)5340903: For supposedly being horrified by it and trying to block its release, Kendra Wilkinson sure is making a lot of (15)5340699: Megan Fox was canned from "Transformers" because she dared to challenge director Michael Bay for his (11)5340612: Many times in the past has it been asked, "What is the explosive potential of a terrorist donkey?" T (16)5340303: Taking bribes and watching porn at work while you are supposed to be regulating offshore drilling rigs isn' (5)5340096: I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is but Firefox just erased him from the web (14)5339994: Experts recycle the whole "California is going to fall into the ocean" story (9)5339950: Old: Nanny State wants more warning labels on products. Fark: Now they want to label foods as "choking ha (11)5339943: The cement-shoed guy they pulled out of Lake Ontario may be a Mafia kingpin, not a Union boss. Redundant, I kn (11)5339907: All 50 states have IDIOT laws on the books, so here's a handy alphabetical list with helpful picutes. Bonu (9)5339868: North Korea to sever ties from South Korea, go back to her maiden name: West Japan (25)5339845: Some people see Arizona's law as discrimination. Others see it as an entrpreneurial opportunity to sell &q (12)5339538: Note to seniors: Don't befriend some random dude playing keno you met at a gas station when you stopped fo (6)5339524: The Environmental Protection Agency's chief gives the world the easiest "that's what she said&quo (7)5339422: Truck carrying 17 million bees crashes. That's, like, 3.4 million quarters (29)5339373: Miss. School board denies holding "sham prom" for lesbian student, it's apparently pure coincide (17)5339314: The latest automobile recall for fire hazard only includes 428 cars. FARK: It's the Lamborghini Murcielago (12)5339309: 73-year old retired hangman offers to execute lone surviving Mumbai gunman: "Don't go by my age. I st (4)5339302: Obama caught planning to provide White House access to radical 60s-era subversive (20)5339225: Sad: Nine-year-old boy dies of rare bone cancer. Cool: But not before he created a new cancer-fighting superhe (15)5339208: The best place for your child porn is never on the SD card you forget at the convenience store (12)5339204: Today's teacher performing "special education" on a student brought to you from upstate New York (32)5339099: If 50 unemployed Mongols have been hired to "forcibly dismantle" a house, getting in the way is a ve (9)5339072: Old: Getting a girl's name tattooed on your arm. New: Tattooing a proposal on your arm (7)5339071: For those who don't think prison is a good place to make lifelong friends, this former POW would like a wo (6)5339070: Thousands of pieces of undelivered mail found in shed. Cliff Clavin wanted for questioning (11)5338976: Google's Pac-Man logo cost the US $120 million in lost productivity according to "researchers." (4)5338710: College student sets up a Facebook group to discuss your towing company's shady business practices. Do you (5)5338692: Photoshop this hole in the highway (42)5338597: Cut. Down. EVERYTHING (20)5338489: Photoshop these friendly astronauts (30)5338447: A teacher in Georgia is in trouble for having her students put on Ku Klux Klan robes for a high school project (12)5338154: For 70 years, plebes at the US Naval Academy have celebrated the end of their first year by scaling a greased (8)5338148: I have no idea what you're saying so here's a picture of an elephant drinking all the water out of a h (20)5338137: The next step in Arizona's grand adventure: firing any teachers with "ethnic" accents (27)5338081: One more step towards Idiocracy: TV talking head commencement speaker praises graduates of Illinois' evang (9)5338068: @@$&*ng decency group says @&*% this to widespread use of the terms $#*, @$&@$ and #$&@*&% (11)5337849: "Call me Ishmael" "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." These opening lin (22)5337625: There may have been an eruption at the oil spill, and it got so bad BP pulled a Speed and switched the feed to (32)5337621: Not news: plane diverted due to weather. News: passengers delayed and hungry. Fark: Crew has pizza delivered t (5)5337614: Bad: You're on a plane, and the person behind you keeps kicking your seat. Worse: To wake you up because y (15)5337566: @BPGlobalPR: The only good thing to come out of the Gulf oil disaster, plus 4 other brilliantly satricial Twit (2)5337368: The Big Picture visits the Big Easy courtesy of Big Oil (22)5337180: The MI-26 of helicopter parents: those who research and negotiate their college kids' jobs. "It had n (16)5337141: Design student speculates on what humans will look like after global warming really kicks in (w/ ugly-ass pic) (28)5337118: Deadly, ultra-pure heroin arrives in US. Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse set to kick off US tour (19)5337091: Today's mentally handicapped man living in a trailer park insisting that a fourteen year old girl raped hi (15)5337056: Proposed one-horse town Amtrak route that could cost $155.8 million to $479 million described as "stupid (7)5336972: In a complete turnabout, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg now actually seems to give a crap about users' priva (6)5336920: That's "Professor" Funkalicious, the most groovetastic being in the entire hypercolored universe (10)5336914: Here's a new fad: retrosexuals, who are "alpha males who live unapologetically by their own code.&quo (203)5336832: Now that Obamacare is a reality, we can all have a good laugh about that stupid rationing argument...because t (27)5336755: Remember that Geek Quiz you guys did so miserably on last week? Here are the answers (7)5336714: According to White House, situation between North and South Korea now "highly precarious," and count (32)5336666: Key to legendary mechanical lion found in code for Leonardo Da Vinci's robot. Suck it, Dan Brown, this cod (12)5336649: US: "China is the World's worst source of piracy." China: "LOL, lurk moar, noob." (5)5336642: 5 reasons it's still not cool to admit you're a gamer, virgin (19)5336518: Dear BP: Thanks so much for bumbling and fumbling around for the last month. Please step aside (15)5336497: Special ed students heading to prom, ready to get Down (30)5336438: Wood chipper stolen and recovered in Northeast Lincoln. And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I (6)5336433: Behind the scenes with "food stylists," who make the burger in that Wendy's ad look nothing like (13)5336382: Some delightfully cute pictures of the only creature in the world capable of fitting more nuts in its mouth th (7)5336286: Just in time for summer, men's high heels are making a comeback? (32)5336170: "Behavior Detection." It costs the TSA $212 million per year, requires 3000 officers, and has never (7)5336165: $25 for three grams of potpourri? Welcome to the next front in the Drug War (13)5336156: Scientists, pharmaceuticals, and the FDA are embroiled in a tense, far-reaching and passionate debate over whe (16)5336077: If you're suing your law firm for discrimination, it would be advisable not to be caught describing rape a (6)5335724: Mark Twain left instructions to reveal his autobiography 100 years after his death. That day is today (14)5335615: Wondering who to blame for Concorde crash in 2000, French prosecutors roll 2d20, choose the engineer who desig (4)5335594: On this week's edition of "Thats A Taserin" an autistic teen was tasered for being "drunk a (14)5335568: Photoshop this reveal (36)5335557: Photoshop this power nap (18)5335549: Photoshop this strong senior (21)5335546: South Korea: It... Is... ON (49)5335516: Stink bugs invade New Jersey. Okay, now you're just messing with us (9)5335477: Duchess of York is very sorry she was caught on tape trying to sell access to her ex (5)5335424: Venus Williams wears see through dress in French Open *boing* (20)5335416: Photoshop these grain-covering cones (19)5335391: It's taken 463 years, but Nicolaus Copernicus finally gets a proper burial. A Catholic burial (3)5334304: Photoshop this grateful graduate (38)5334291: Photoshop this wall (38)5334099: Photoshop these happy schoolchildren (25)5334091: What could possibly go wrong? (33)5334044: Photoshop Adam and Jamie into someplace more interesting (30)5334033: Photoshop these girls gone mild (27)5332413: 90+ beach photos of the hottest bikini-clad celebs you may or may not have heard of (warning: slideshow) (33)5332373: The end of an era: Apple drops "I'm a Mac" adverts on news that no one likes a douchebag (23)5332208: Woman banned from having men in her apartment at night after court finds she funded her drug habit with pole d (14)5331795: Photoshop this scary share (33)5331739: Photoshop challenge: Fix up this kitchen (25)5331351: Man arrested for harassing television weather reporter (with a hit it like lightning thrown from an angry Thor (41)5331216: Surrey high school students determined to find out how many times 17 will go into 13½ (6)5330938: Photoshop theme: Magazines for the dead (32)5330928: Photoshop theme: Rejected computer software (34)5330697: Photoshop Time For Teens (41)5330693: Photoshop these hoopers (22)5330691: Photoshop this stylish man (17)5329744: Photoshop this enormous street asparagus (35)5329576: Photoshop this floral close-up (21)5329568: Photoshop these curly brackets (21)5329562: Photoshop this scientist and his ice hole (22)5327790: Pop quiz, hotshot. What do you do when a naked woman jumps onto the roof of your car? (NSFW pic) (17)5327095: High school assistant principal sends nude photo to 14 year old student. Student learns the term "BBW&quo (32)5326871: Stray cat survives being shot in the head with a nail gun. Please welcome "Amazing Grace" to Caturda (755)5325971: Photoshop this stairway (24)5325722: CNN would like to know if the new Miss USA is a spy for Hezbollah. They're just asking questions (32)5325610: Cheerleading is most dangerous sport for girls, since many of their routines involve abnormal positions, sprea (42)5324886: The search for the world's dumbest tattoo has come to an end in a spectacular display of FAIL (125)5323375: Photoshop this canine committee (16)5322872: Photoshop these onlookers (27)5322231: Epic parenting fail. w/pics (35)5321517: 'Modern Family' mom Julie Bowen gets 'double football' breastfeeding snapshot that 'The Vi (14)5320577: Photoshop this sidewalk scene (27)5320536: Photoshop this beach bulb (27)5319117: CNN anchor Campbell Brown admits she's quitting because she can't get ratings with simple journalism a (29)5318954: 1. Get drunk. 2. Fall down and stab a toilet brush handle into your buttock. 3. Spend two years listening to d (16)5318900: Mom brings daughter to job on Take Your Daughter To Work Day where little girl learns valuable, real-life less (24)5318447: Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a female hiker quite like seeing a naked man on the trail. "I saw hi (13)5318245: Study shows you're more likely to be convicted of a crime if you're ugly. Who says Justice is blind? (11)5318211: ABC News wonders if you have a pair or not (19)5318197: Scientists finally fess up and admit that deliciousness causes cancer. Still no cure for baby back ribs (14)5318099: Orly Taitz, the queen bee of the birther movement says President Obama is persecuting her with a placenta pain (46)5318084: Photoshop detection software creator puzzled when beta test finds 4,420 pictures of Patrick Tribett (22)5318024: You throw a jelly bean, he throws a chair. That's how substitute teachers roll (16)5317975: Men more honest about lying than women (13)5317936: Alabama geometry teacher goes off on tangent, lectures kids on angles needed to assassinate President Obama, d (8)5317812: Police bust up an HIV/AIDS pyramid scheme. Obviously, Ramses wasn't involved (10)5317746: The odds that an investment bank's trading desk will make money every single day for an entire quarter are (8)5317685: Not news: Husband sues Hispanic Catholic wife over divorce because she doesn't follow Orthodox Jewish rule (14)5317616: Lost hikers get found...by more lost hikers (5)5317591: Todays climate alarmist headline: "Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes b (21)5317502: "To the ignorant neighbor who keeps calling the building inspector on me- f#$% off. There is no lead pain (14)5317280: Pope condoms, get your Pope condoms here. Pope condoms (13)5317223: Not satisfied with the intimidation level of your current pruning shears? Meet the Alligator Loppers (11)5317165: What to do with 4 kidneys? ENTER EVERY DRINKING CONTEST (11)5317091: Protip: If you are going to be a cat burglar and break into occupied homes at 2:30 in the morning, don't j (5)5317086: Photoshop this court celebration (27)5317048: As we move closer to a barter economy, man attempts to trade three-month old girl for two 40 oz. beers (16)5316987: Florida officials testing tar balls that washed up on Key West to see if they're from the Gulf oil spill o (7)5316926: Forget the rest of Obama's net worth, that presidential pet is a kidnapping waiting to happen (4)5316920: The BC Government has secretly collected over 800,000 DNA samples from newborns over the past 11 years, let (7)5316876: "The squirrel's condition was not immediately available" (18)5316846: Five reasons you should be scared of Google (23)5316742: Nothing screams 'Sexual Harassment Lawsuit' like showing your female colleague a paper on bat fellatio (21)5316658: Caffeine may slow Alzheimer's disease, speed up everything else (6)5316602: The radio show that took the pictures of Miss USA pole dancing will not entertain requests to drag her name th (7)5316589: Pizza makers in Naples may soon be coffin-up some heavy fines (11)5316559: Guy invites ill, homeless man into his house... and rapes him repeatedly. To be fair, he also served him lemon (35)5316549: Drive a Ford Windstar? You might want to keep that sucker below 40 mph. Unless you *are* looking to end it all (11)5316543: AW Ex -Obama Pastor: "Obama threw me under the bus". If only (19)5316515: Motion induced blindness (8)5316292: New site compared to a "Facebook for conservatives" launches, saves money by leaving out spell check (34)5315411: US Army recalls over 44,000 defected combat helmets for failing ballistic tests. Just as soon as they can find (9)5315357: 30,000 year old sex toy used to start fires, your mom (19)5315343: Photoshop this at attention (27)5315332: Photoshop this viewing villager (26)5315304: Bristol Palin signs a deal for $30,000 per speech. I tried to make this headline funny but my nose won't s (28)5315300: Georgia bar sign says illegals should go, and spells it out with words they'll probably understand (35)5315269: Student at Harvard completes 3 years there and collects $45,000 in financial aid and scholarships before the a (12)5315246: Drunk and kicking paramedics and spitting blood on cops is no way to go through your H.S. prom, young lady (14)5315238: From the "I swear we're not making this up" department: Outgoing MMS regulator gave Transocean a (4)5314936: "'Are strippers part of any business lunch?' Romankow asked the jury." (6)5313541: South Korea cuts off North Korea's allowance (4)5313357: A high school senior carries a 4.09 grade-point average and has been accepted to UC Berkeley. It's a shame (58)5313315: Not news: Three guys achieved their dream. Fark: Of crossing a lake in a bouncy castle (10)5313213: Modern farmers shocked to find out that what every agricultural civilization since the dawn of time believed t (4)5313138: The world's lamest war ever: Justin Bieber fans take on Twitter (28)5313074: San Diego didn't expect any backlash for voting to boycott Arizona, now realizing that every action has an (27)5313021: Woman stays home from work and spends all day crying after squirrel gets into her bedroom (27)5313016: Emails are making it not easy to say stuff to people you need to when you're working at the computer from (15)5312986: Photoshop this dirty work (21)5312968: According to the wackjob lawyer trying to change Texas state text books, "Moses had a greater influence o (22)5312873: Photos surface 12 hours after being crowned of Miss USA on a stripper pole (not exactly safe for work, plausib (26)5312841: Los Angeles preservationists rally to save historic...freeway? (13)5312831: Not news: Woman has an affair. Still not news: Husband finds out and walks out on her. Fark: It's all her (11)5312767: Man killed by heat from cannabis farm in his home. Dude, he was SO baked (7)5312763: When you get to prison, Mr. Would-Be Molester, be sure to tell them an eight-year old boy kicked your ass (10)5312754: At the end of the day, journalists - unsung heroes for concerned residents - would use cliches in a split seco (7)5312725: Residents in Southern Gaza who supported Hamas because Israeli troops were beating them and bulldozing their h (13)5312702: Pro-peace cleric in Afghanistan fails his saving throw vs the Taliban (3)5312669: Chicago-area waterways are becoming so polluted that only four bodies were pulled from them this past weekend (3)5312458: Mayoral candidate explains to police that burglars broke into his house and planted marijuana rolling papers i (7)5312411: Proposed Texas school curriculum includes "a belief in America as a nation chosen by God as a beacon to t (22)5312362: Arab American crowned Miss USA. The terrorists have won (62)5312247: Photoshop this Catholic camera phone (32)5312244: Retired man spends seven years on 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle only to discover one piece is missing (15)5312222: College valedictorian proposes onstage to her boyfriend, whom she'd beaten out by .001 points to become va (1)5312000: Remember those teachers in Rhode Island who were fired because they were terrible? They were just rehired (7)5311845: Ultralight aircraft crosses US border from Mexico. 2 F-16 Falcons intercept. Ultralight pilot's pants beco (18)5311674: Some bored guy constructs $30,000 Victorian-style dog house complete with white-picket fence, vaulted ceilings (10)5311590: After rumors back and forth all day, the Associated Press confirms that Ronnie James Dio has, in fact, passed (123)5311511: 'Most Interesting Man in the World' now deemed even more interesting than before (18)5311503: Scientists expect Eyjafjallajokull to settle down soon and return to dormancy. Just kidding, they say it will (18)5311372: Haven't you needed a little something to help you deal with kids? A little something like Suboxone, Xanax, (12)5311359: A man has been found guilty of harassment after he dumped a bag of 'killer slugs' in a neighbor's (14)5311336: Megan Fox is 24 today. Here she is from season 1 of Two and a Half Men, back in 2004, washing windows with soa (3)5311303: Oklahoma farm where the movie Twister was filmed devastated by real tornado (13)5311202: British "safari jet" fully equipped with back porch (8)5311160: Photoshop these dusty bones (21)5311149: Photoshop this big Buddhist bronze (29)5311139: BP successfully inserts tube into gooey hole, starts rapid pumping (15)5311131: Not news: Girl chooses to walk down the aisle with fiance instead of father at her wedding. News: Article make (15)5311061: Earning a college degree before graduating from high school? YOU'RE DOING IT WRO-- um, that's actually (19)5310991: Researchers claim being bad at relationships is good for survival. If that's true, subby will survive Arma (6)5310987: It's a sheep. No, it's a pig. Nope, it's a sheep pig and its meat is going for $83/pound (25)5310905: Two men arrested for hunting squirrels within city limits. However, they weren't using guns; no, these gen (9)5310867: Huge oil plumes found under water in the Gulf of Mexico. In other news, oil does not always float on water (9)5310843: Apparently, police can now break into your house without a warrant if they think they smell marijuana coming f (7)5310809: German man fined $164 after neighbors use his unsecured Wi-Fi to illegally download music (4)5310776: 53 year old woman to swim the 981 miles of the Ohio River to bring attention to women's issues, like swimm (4)5310689: While UPS and FedEx require pilots to have at least 1500 hours of flight experience before they'll left th (9)5310635: 'Yeild to bikes' street signs removed in Nevada (13)5310633: Employees don't get full pay due to budget cuts, file grievance, win $30 million back pay, learn they won& (4)5310628: "States have less money for prison construction, meaning more incarceration has to be outsourced" (10)5310620: Gotta love the Japanese. Mystery wedding theater 3000 (pic) (30)5310583: Beer from all over Africa (8)5310561: Doctors are seeing more cases of 'Google-itis' where patients surf their symptoms and self-diagno...Ho (15)5310489: I love you, Buddy (15)5310198: The latest safety device that may actually kill you?........*rolls dice*........seatbelts (19)5310172: Health food magazine under fire for airbrushing sandwiches onto emaciated model (8)5310026: Recent poll: 49% of Coloradans believe pot should be legal. Coming soon: why 51% of Coloradans just don't (11)5309897: Photoshop this goat and guy (29)5308831: Photoshop this... this... oh heck, we don't know what it is, either, just do something cool with it, okay? (32)5308817: Photoshop these women at the beach (38)5308713: Photoshop Theme: create your own lunchbox (41)5308709: Iron Photoshop ingredient: string (16)5308704: Photoshop theme: if celebrities had real world jobs (42)5307760: Photoshop theme: Video games for Conservative players (33)5307625: Photoshop this double duty (26)5307581: Chicago's WGN news department demonstrates their firm grasp of geography (screengrab) (18)5306735: Photoshop this blue moon (35)5306469: Amish girl becomes adult model. Cool story, Brethren (26)5305932: Secrets to a successful interview: Every few seconds, cut away from the interviewee to show hot women dancing (49)5305769: Photoshop these guys(?) (27)5305664: Iranian cleric doubles down on his "sluts cause earthquakes" claim, says the reason the West hasn (1205)5305460: Miss U.S.A. hopeful downplays sexy lingerie photos. She must have meant "downloads", because that (8)5305230: Danica McKellar discusses her latest Maxim spread and you should really put your computer closer to your bunk (16)5304471: Photoshop this metro station stuntman (18)5304263: Photoshop this Turtle bomb (23)5304091: Kitten fits right into mama dog's litter of newborn puppies. It looks like everyone's gonna have a dog (575)5304033: Strippers rally in support of pole tax to keep local after-school programs open. Who could possibly have probl (15)5303306: News anchor at the end of a story about a medical procedure to enhance a woman's sexual experiences: " (26)5303281: Photoshop this huge head (30)5303030: 16-year-old girl from disadvantaged background joins her high school's club crew team (with picture showin (33)5302667: I learned yesterday that TFette DieselChick passed away recently at age 30. Please see DIT, Link goes to obitu (55)5302406: Clip from a primetime program on Japanese TV where a model in a metal bikini fights monsters with boob lasers. (21)5301981: Female teacher fired for beating off 13-year-old male student. Did I say off, I meant up, sorry, force of habi (14)5301913: The City of Los Angeles, which actually has a larger population than the entire state of Arizona, votes to joi (24)5301881: Even though you're from Niger, don't speak or understand a word of English, and are driving around cen (5)5301816: School: Your son's suspended for drawing a stick figure with a gun. Mom: He's autistic and doesn't (21)5301744: In a statement guaranteed to offend nobody, Catholic priest says the church pedophile scandal has been distort (18)5301728: As of June 13, Little Orphan Annie will be kicked back out onto the cold streets. And her mangy dog, too (11)5301699: Apparently unable to get anyone to do it for free, NBC now set to bribe people to pretend to like their shows (7)5301665: Columbia, Missouri Police Chief Ken Burton's response to outrage over viral drug raid video: "I hate (31)5301651: Photoshop this balanced tuber (50)5301640: Gay group demands apology from Newsweek. Get in line buddy. Behind investors, readers, grammar nazis, graphic (9)5301616: Nine contractors indicted on charges of illegally accessing Obama's student loan records. Unclear if they (11)5301594: Is Miley Cyrus the next Lindsay Lohan? (16)5301560: Art display designed to stop anti-Muslim hate crimes is defaced with anti-Muslim epithets. That's allah of (14)5301518: Emerging evidence from BP's oil rig seems to point the finger of blame for the accident at US regulators, (6)5301491: Virginia moves to protect its southern border (7)5301488: Apparently, Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila has turned into Asian MySpace dwarf-slut porn villian domina (17)5301455: Thai crisis mounts as government snipers take on helpless redshirts. I think I've seen this episode (11)5301311: After accidentally-on-purpose bumping off Somali pirates, Russia opts for a similar zero-paperwork approach to (18)5301141: 25 years ago today, Philly cops evicted a bunch of luddites living in squalor in a way no police force had eve (28)5301116: I'm sorry, I ordered a beef burrito, and a meximelt. You mistakenly gave me someone else's order of ca (6)5301089: Child counterfeiter: Police investigate boy for trying to pass fake $1 bill to buy mom a Mother's Day gift (5)5300840: Gay-hating activist who toured Europe with a gay male escort resigns, rather than leave his friend's behin (35)5300460: Man battles for life after eating slug on a dare (23)5300303: Upon further review; Walgreens decides not to rip off stupid people for profit. Damn you, liberal media (9)5300282: You're a police officer drinking with your friends, in uniform. A fellow officer asks you to tone down you (25)5300168: The best pictures of disaster unfolding in the Gulf of Mexico you will see today (18)5300167: Awesome works of art made from office supplies (10)5299967: Theme of Farktography Contest No. 262: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 5". Details and rules in firs (191)5299703: Penguins. Canadiens. Flyers. Bruins. Hockey. 7:00 PM (98)5299659: Easily the single most hilarious gallery of haircuts given to poodles by loonies. Easily (warning: slideshow) (29)5299525: Nashville needs skilled volunteer electricians etc to help get things back to at least semi-normal. If you can (2)5299469: Russia: "We freed the pirates, the ocean killed them." Somalia: "We didn't know the ocean l (49)5299365: Code Pink wants the US government to nationalize a British company (14)5299363: Green Party politician dies falling out of tree (9)5299252: If you're one of the 50,000 or so people that pirated "Hurt Locker," prepare to be sued (28)5299199: Gang now keen to "meet" wannabe initiate who bashed four-year old. So that worked out well for him (23)5298980: Like mother, like son. Dana Plato's kid dead from suicide at 25 (23)5298778: Noted photographer and ChatRoulette improv pianist Ben Folds' photos of the devastation in Nashville (7)5298765: Teen who used cucumber to smoke pot now wants to make a dill with the DA (15)5298639: How fast can John Kerry go from outcast to popular on Fark.com? Beer (6)5298559: Home Depot: "F*** this inventor. Let him sue us." Jury: "He sued. You owe him $25 million inste (13)5298499: B-Bob N-Newhart, uh, uh, *ahem*, c-c-celebrates, uhh, *ahem*, uh, fifty, uh, years in show, uh, fifty years in (3)5298476: British man has charges amended because it was possible that he was having sex with an octopus rather than a s (10)5298443: Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger starts Christian MMA clothing line. What Would Dinozord Do? (28)5298323: Somali pirates, who apparently don't watch the news, hijack a Greek ship. Ransom expected to be in the ten (13)5298311: Female escort beats valet bloody with stiletto heel. Fittingly, attack occurred at Scottsdale's Hotel Vall (12)5298176: What to do if you become an internet meme. Hey, those photos is MINES (933)5298110: Austrian Bishop goes coo-coo bananas and makes the crazy suggestion that maybe if the church didn't demand (5)5297994: All natural diet pills contain the Chinese supernatural. Could be super fatal (7)5297989: You're a game company, and want to release a version of your game with no DRM. Do you C) Copy a pirate' (5)5297986: Poison Ivy, Jean Grey, Black Widow and ...Archie? The 20 hottest redheads in comics (51)5297970: Five most half-assed apologies for historic crimes. Australia establishing a "sorry day" ain't g (7)5297952: In an effort to crack down on pot growing on public land, the Wisconsin DNR is asking hikers and hunters to ma (11)5297949: Remember when Eddie Izzard wondered how you could tell a good giraffe from an evil one? I think we have an ans (15)5297939: Michigan city is ranked as the safest and healthiest metropolitan area in the country. No, not Detroit. What a (5)5297904: Man tweets about blowing up an airport, can't understand why the police didn't understand the joke (6)5297847: Not comfortable with having lasik surgery? Why not staple lenses to your eyes? (8)5297828: New Playmate of the Year keeps "dreaming about Anderson Cooper." Good luck with that, honey (10)5297768: Topless woman in a Corvette, driving drunk in a snowstorm, stealing booze from a store... and then Subby woke (16)5297762: Tough guy gangsta assaults four-year old boy for wearing the wrong colour shirt (16)5297731: Two homeless men accused of killing a third homeless man, could face harsh sentence of being provided with she (9)5297699: Turkey hunter hits four students with single bullet. Good shot or bad shot? (12)5297689: Inquest opens into what happened when the playful crime boss put an "empty" handgun to his head and (8)5297679: Kagan is so Manhattan, Scalia is so Queens, Ginsburg is so Brooklyn and Sotomayor is so Bronx. So is Alito Jer (3)5297568: Libyan plane crashes in Tripoli, over 100 dead. Only one child survives, who will be pursued mercilessly by Mr (26)5297491: Too busy with your career to be a real mother? Why not try tele-parenting? (5)5297411: In a bid to prove the urban legend, dumbass tapes razorblades to playground equipment. FARK: At the playground (20)5297406: Photoshop theme: Rejected Bond films (35)5297404: Family of four killed when a sinkhole swallows up their home. This is what happens when you only remove the he (26)5297072: Turf war erupts, victim mown down. Lawn enforcement catch the old sod who did it (5)5296921: Arizona governor not satisfied with pissing off Mexicans, decides to take a shot at angering every other possi (50)5296778: Photoshop this protruding pavilion (20)5296617: Not news: Car pulled over and man charged with DUI. News: Same car pulled over 10 minutes later and woman char (8)5296587: Photoshop this performance piece (27)5296485: Not News: Parents upset that their precious snowflakes are viewing movies in school that depict sex, violence, (21)5296234: News: Middle school student's drawing termed "offensive" by art teacher. Fark: It's of the A (41)5296200: Regina man perpetuates two Canadian stereotypes at once by calling 911 on himself, apologizing to police for d (6)5295857: Ten percent of Americans think the BP oil spill was caused by environmental saboteurs (24)5295714: Russia declares Somali pirates they captured and then set free are probably dead since they failed to reach sh (32)5295671: David Cameron appointed new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom by old lady with shiny headwear (79)5295608: High-end baby accessories made from razor-sharp stainless steel? "They must be from China," you thin (16)5295558: Miss USA Contestants pose in lingerie... Finally, a slideshow worth clicking through (55)5295364: Chinese Olympic judo champ blames pork chops for failed drug test, proving once and for all that there's n (13)5295311: Earth may be too hot for humans by 2300. Suck it, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grea (26)5295263: Videos surface of Miley Cyrus giving a gay producer a lapdance while 10 year olds sit nearby. Excellent role m (27)5295088: School board reacts quickly and punishes bullies who beat up disabled child then tried to steal his prosthetic (27)5294973: SCOTUS: "That cross memorial on federal land can stay." Thieves: "Yoink" (52)5294842: Massey energy to buy bankrupt mine in Pennsylvania, and the UMWA has a problem with that (3)5294826: America's 20 least-visited National Monuments. I don't care what you say, you've never heard of an (22)5294721: Photoshop this game of hide n' seek (25)5294713: The only thing worse than a Grammar Nazi is a Dictionary Physicist (11)5294665: That buildup of methane-trapping ice which caused the giant oil condom to fail is now being blamed for the gia (14)5294650: First Lady releases 70 child obesity recommendations. Unclear where "feed 'em less," "run & (27)5294616: News: Pope calls for recognition of "terrifying" truth of "sin within the Church." Fark: T (12)5294615: Sorority girls get in trouble for sex, puking, bad behavior. How hot is that? (94)5294607: Embarrassed victim of chimpanzee attack now looking for a new way to save face (15)5294521: Woman says she has a jelly candy of a man fondling himself (picture of candy possibly Not safe for work or Wil (15)5294491: Man accomplishes the rare suicide-murder (11)5294409: The Lord loves a workin' man. Evidently he also hates Detroit (6)5294286: Cincinnati to bring back streetcars. There's a dress code to ride: Men must wear a suit with a fedora, and (16)5294267: The coolest pictures of Iran before the Islamic Revolution you will see today (26)5294178: Heroic woman grabs fire hose and saves apartment building. Bonus: She didn't realize she was topless (22)5294118: Getting caught fapping soon to be extra embarassing as the newest issue of Playboy to include paper glasses fo (132)5294018: Nothing ruins a social gathering like mishandling a gun and accidentally shooting yourself in the face (6)5293758: Before meeting a head of state, the French First Lady apparently likes to give a little head of state (16)5293736: Old and busted: "Richard Smith". New hotness: "Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand" (22)5293647: Trainee injects drug in patient's spine instead of administering it intravenously. Um... rookie mistake? (4)5293540: 43 dead in Russian mine blast. OH ИOES (8)5293529: Note to Hollywood: why IMAX beats 3D every time (13)5293357: Protip: When chopping a salad, make sure that wild carrot from your garden isn't actually hemlock (14)5293259: Two medical-marijuana businesses firebombed, drawing hundreds of spectators downwind (9)5293093: Pickup truck shark is in your truckbed, watching you bait your rod (12)5293024: News: the FDA is changing its guidelines for salmonella in chicken. Bad news: 7.5% of the tasty birds will sti (1)5293015: Site selling lice colonies to people who want to give the gift of crabs. Revenge is a dish best served crawlin (13)5292931: Photoshop this pirate persuader (22)5292857: Top 10 College Dropouts. One of these doesn't belong here (7)5292801: World's All-Time Sexiest Woman claims World's All-Time Greatest Invention ruined World's All-Time (22)5291030: "It's not every day you see a giant cartoon dog go on the rampage after trying to break into a prison (9)5290962: Photoshop this scoreboard scene (35)5289936: First it was paid maternity leave, then it was ladies' nights at bars. Now a college bus service is giving (17)5288631: Photoshop this multicolored mantis shrimp (26)5288606: Having to explain to your mom what MILF means is an indication that you chose the WRONG Mother's Day gift (21)5287986: Photoshop Lotso Hugs (35)5287812: Photoshop this united front (22)5287078: Photoshop this bear battle (51)5286947: Future People of Wal-Mart (some images may not be office-friendly) (14)5286758: Photoshop this suitcase full of cash (23)5286466: Photoshop this dancing machine (38)5286461: Photoship a real role model on a box of Wheaties (68)5286287: Help this artist finish her mural (33)5286262: Photoshop this wood work (23)5286226: Photoshop this going for a drive (35)5285203: Photoshop these soft, curly tails (30)5284692: It's a spackled and shackled Mugshot Roundup (100)5284597: Photoshop this converted caravan (26)5284054: Fapping is a rare activity, engaged in only by a few lost souls - at least according to this Fox News article (96)5283220: Photoshop this botanical wonder (22)5283134: Photoshop this space hair (40)5283062: Bristol Palin stays up all night clubbing in Manhattan, even though neither she nor her baby are old enough to (18)5282721: The Obama administration's vow to "keep their boot on the neck" of BP is a major change from pre (6)5282505: Skype adds group chat, with pic of... what the hell IS that? (19)5282501: "After two decades of defending against well trained, highly networked terrorists, we may have to start l (17)5282385: The Vancouver Police wish to remind everyone that the only legal place to drink is at home, in your bedroom, u (14)5282374: 16-year-old girl asks 17-year-old boy to break up. Boy asks for ring back. That's a stabbin (10)5282368: Domino's Pizza employee decides to go gambling with $2,700 of the store's money. Hilarity ensues (17)5282350: The Netherlands wants to destroy the only real reason for visiting the Netherlands (10)5282308: Ash shuts down Irish airports again. Hail to the king, baby (19)5282263: Scientists find the thyme to combat MRSA (11)5281820: Protip: if your GPS system leads you into a forest, forces you to unlock gates and move rocks blocking the roa (13)5281614: Palin: Beware the British (49)5281584: Woman accuses husband of being bad in bed. Naturally, she tries to spice things up with scissoring (18)5281257: Farker PattonX has spent the last three years creating the Art of Akira Exhibit. It opens this weekend in Pitt (22)5281128: I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but firefighters are battling a 300-acre wildfire near Flag (8)5281125: DMV employees arrested for selling fake IDs. It's like... nope, I got nothin' (13)5281119: Florida mom, upset that her snowflake checked out books that she does not approve of, decides to keep them for (18)5280984: While the West tries to eradicate all the Gingers from society, Africa is busy hunting albinos (36)5280932: India facing civil war between native Kannada, Tetsuo (19)5280795: The latest excuse by a bishop defending the Catholic Church in the wake of the sex scandal: "We know that (24)5280688: Three lion cubs make their debut at the NY Bronx Zoo. Welcome to Caturday, guys. (with pics and video) (503)5280674: Why a supermarket is actually a bad place to hide during a zombie apocalypse (8)5280632: Russia: "Unfortunately, at present there exist no legal rules for prosecuting in court the pirates." (23)5280623: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this (12)5280579: Reduce, reuse, remember that it's illegal to take bottles and cans from Nevada to California for the recyc (3)5280511: Six percent of the population are addicted to sex, just not with you (14)5280399: She saw Ozzy bite the head off a bird, she's seen Jack naked, and she gave birth to Kelly. But it took a m (13)5280293: Instead of using a toxic aersol spray to clear up your home's roach problem, why not try something more en (23)5280069: Stock market falls 9%, then recovers 2/3 the loss on news that some dumbass pushed the wrong button (42)5279865: TSA screeners deploy "nude" body scanners in a professional, competent manner. Just kidding, they ge (43)5279822: When girlfriend asks for a ride to the hospital to give birth, do you: (C) punch her in the face and rob her f (1)5279453: Billboard's list of Hot Music Moms. Based on the pictures, it's a three way tie between Gwen Stefani, (40)5279434: Woman has sex toy order mailed to work which arrives in an unmarked box as planned. The ensuing promotional ma (24)5279369: Nude photos surface of actress from Glee. No, not her unfortunately. No, not that one either. GROSS, no way, d (23)5279249: Mumbai gunman sentenced to 72 virgins (8)5279058: Water supply in Nashville "Critically Low" (9)5279051: Police tackle Lawrence Taylor on rape charges (24)5279023: Not news: Woman earns driver's license. Fark: On her 960th try (20)5279002: SeaTac partially evacuated after smoking bag found on tarmac. Amy Winehouse's manager apologizes, explains (9)5278906: Family Guy's Lois disses other famous moms (5)5278866: Goodluck Jonathan is sworn in as Nigeria's President. He'll need it (13)5278763: Babysitter sued for rescuing kids from fire and calling 911 (6)5278672: Well-off women over the age of 35 are having more and more babies. Except for Jennifer Aniston, of course (5)5278659: Somali pirates learn the hard way that Russians don't pay ransoms (18)5278617: Man tries to steal XBox during a party in Missouri (with mugshot goodness of what could happen if you try to s (13)5278597: "We didn't even think" says future rocket scientist that ingested dry ice on a dare (7)5278562: While you're diligently working to save the environment, it's trying to give you cancer (5)5278526: Students punished for wearing American flags on Cinco de Mayo (61)5278503: First a bank was going to evict a 100 year old woman from her farm...her home of 60 years. Public outcry chang (7)5278427: North Cicero man goes searching for his lost pet tomato; ends up missing as well. Chicago Triangle Mystery con (10)5278418: What's a Grecian urn? About 25 cents an hour (3)5278401: Robber targets gas station. Worker gives him a free fill-up of leaded (5)5278298: How many British snipers does it take to kill five Taliban insurgents in 28 seconds? (21)5278169: You're writing an advice column and a reader asks how to deal with a painful break up. Do you C) tell him (10)5278133: Dressing as a schoolgirl and hanging around the school gates is no way to go through life. Especially if you&# (25)5278107: Swedish Imam charged with impersonating Muhammed (16)5278073: Dream of big-toe penis inspires author to write bestseller, walk with an erection (8)5277891: Soldiers wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan are being given monkey butlers to help them with everyday tasks (19)5277581: Funeral home ordered closed after 40 cadavers found stacked on one another. Officials say there is a large bod (7)5277577: Sea lion pulled from under police car, vows to retrieve its bucket at any cost (w/ pic that's perfect for (4)5277447: 6.4 earthquake shakes up Peru like a group of angry conquistadors (14)5277413: Are the new Pampers diapers safe for your kids? Depends (4)5277126: Okay, kids, let's everyone board the bus for the field trip. Not so fast, white kids (43)5277123: Man fires nail gun at strip club, bolts. Yeah, he's screwed (7)5277098: Cop comes forward with a year's worth of audio recordings illustrating corruption in NYC's 81st precin (12)5277076: One thing about living in Wellington, New Zealand I never could stomach... all the damn vampires (12)5277068: Ten worst places for speeding tickets. Why your state uniquely has the fastest/slowest/best/worst drivers to t (7)5277020: Dead Croatian soccer player yellow-carded for faking it (1)5276905: Theme of Farktography Contest No. 261: "Squares" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week' (130)5276869: Nigerian President dead. Widow makes plea for help in getting his money out of the country (17)5276853: New study says thousands of left-handed schoolchildren are struggling in the classroom because of a failure to (24)5276690: First there was Amy Vanderbilt. Then there was Judith "Miss Manners" Martin. Now, meet Tristan Taylo (4)5276689: A game of Rock, Twinkie, Gun successfully played; First prize: No school for at least a year (11)5276667: Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles‼ Tintin author goes on trial today in Belgium for being ra (19)5276662: 4th-grader writes letter to Walt Disney World informing them of improper grammar on a message board. Hmmm...po (19)5276513: 16-year-old girl in the pink boat hasn't yet gone around the world because she's spent too much time b (15)5276158: Canadian man prosecuted for opening his home to weary travelers. The fact that he lived in Thailand and had 10 (9)5276100: Russian parliament concerned that a Russian governor who was abducted by aliens may have given up secret infor (3)5276098: TSA screeners charged with wasting marijuana (4)5276069: Someone explodes an 18-wheeler at a refinery just in time for a diversion from the oil spill (28)5275848: A woman, raised as a man, finds out she has ovaries, so she has surgery to become a woman, and then marries a (7)5275813: "Giant box" could be key to oil spill containment, according to engineering firm of Duggar, Gosselin (21)5275686: One by one, Arizona cities are suing the state to overturn SB 1070. Tucson mayor: "Frankly, I don't b (17)5275680: For those who prefer their "gentlemenly entertainment" without steak or wings, we present the Vegan (11)5275648: Great news, pedobears. Miley Cyrus has hired Britney's jailbait marketing team after a decade of joblessne (20)5275629: "Crazy" bird terrorizing folks in West Palm Beach, prompting a "composite sketch" to be dr (38)5275485: Drinking holidays are the best holidays (2)5275363: Arizona college: "Hey, let's use the RFID tags on ID cards to check student attendence." Student (4)5275335: 53 hours, 20 minutes. That's how long it takes a pissed-off FBI to find your ass (9)5275291: Poll shows 88.4% of women are "easily sexually aroused" by someone other than you (12)5275263: Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan....... yeah, it means what you think it means (8)5275252: Side effects of Ambien may include drymouth, nausea, and telling the flight crew you have a fake passport and (10)5275018: English family has seven kids and a dad who hasn't worked in 11 years because he's "moody": (21)5274974: "I have the pussy, I make the rules." Judge: "Overruled" (38)5274958: Tips from MSNBC on how to hide your porn (30)5274955: Pirates take control of Moscow University, Russian military is about to teach them a lesson (20)5274938: You may be eligible to receive up to £2,000 in compensation for expenses because of the volcanic ash fli (1)5274908: One in nine Canadians face homelessness as global warming threatens to melt igloos everywhere (3)5274896: Kids spend 18 months building a spiffy four-story treehouse in a public park. So of course the local governmen (15)5274862: Usually, the phrase "accidental discharge" either refers to a gun accident or a guy's genitalia. (10)5274844: Mother of that dope who got tasered at the Phillies game apologizes for him, will make him write a letter of a (9)5274824: The six most psychotic rip-offs of famous animated films (2)5274793: US to Pakistan: Hey, cut it out with sending us fundamentalist Islamic froot loops who try to blow us up (9)5274787: Turns out, most retail store policies benefit shoplifters and 92% of retailers were "victimized" las (8)5274769: If the answer is Elton John, Ashton Kutcher, and Taylor Swift, then what the heck is the question? (8)5274718: Smoking pot is child endangerment. Storming a home with guns, then firing bullets into the family pets as a ch (38)5274690: The number one rule of modern counterinsurgency: Don't go into battle without a poet. Or you're like, (9)5274635: Man Jumps Into Yough To Avoid DUI Warrant. What's a Yough? (5)5274617: Ahmedinejad claims that Bin Laden is now in Washington DC, which is marginally better than his previous lodgin (10)5274615: Fox to unveil plans for bankruptcy (17)5274614: Vermont enacts new law this summer making it impossible for any teenager to drive (3)5274583: Old news: Transit bus runs down five and kills two pedestrians in downtown Portland. New News: TV Reporter doi (10)5274563: France will return 15 heads to New Zealand. That's a Maori (4)5274408: Bad: You are kidnapped in front of your home and stuffed in a van. A little better: You are dumped out after t (5)5274343: "Wicked Campers cannot control the filthy minds of the general public who see a few words strung together (10)5274342: One in five exhibit risky gambling behavior. I like those odds; 50 large on the over, please (4)5274337: A five year study of Norwegian murders reveal that one of three killers are mentally ill, while six out of ten (11)5274329: If a policeman tells you that he can help you with your imminent deportation if you just have sex with him, be (14)5274328: If you're going to show your friends how to play russian roulette, pulling the trigger a second time may b (2)5274302: Say what you will about drug cartels but you have to admit their diamond studded guns are FAAABulous (17)5274113: Picasso's "Ugly Piece of Crap" sells for a record $106.5 million to some jackass with more money (30)5274098: Gross things people do on flights - besides eating the airline food (6)5274035: Golfer looks for ball, finds whole new set of problems (8)5273951: Sleepy bear rescued from tree without the help of a trampoline (3)5273714: 91-year-old retired sheriff, war hero, and full-time badass schools burglar: "He didn't scare me in t (16)5273688: More than 9,000 retired California government employees make $100,000+ a year from pensions. "It's no (10)5273642: 84-year-old woman sustained a broken arm and head injuries after a relative struck her with a casserole dish. (5)5273592: On the 40th anniversary of the Kent State Shootings, newly declassified documents reveal: Hippies shot first (28)5273587: Poll finds 83% of Americans believe God answers their prayers, 10% say by text, 5% by direct conversation (20)5273581: Nuke the oil well? It's more likely than you think (22)5273569: Parisian women rejoice: the trouser ban, which has been in effect since 1799, may soon be lifted. Viva la Fran (11)5273544: Blindfold friend while taking her to secret location of her 18th birthday? That's a mass arrest for everyb (11)5273532: While the "look at me I'm an oil spill" attention whore has been hogging up all the news, the vo (4)5273382: 50 Colorado beers that you should try. In other news, Coors now comes in 50 different varieties (15)5273174: Mall rent-a-cop gives the bums rush to a breastfeeding mom because "people complained and they were afrai (26)5273132: Man brings bucket of human heads to police station. Cops all ears for his story. Now he faces charges (19)5272496: Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks it's wrong for Erin Andrews to wear skimpy outfits on "Dancing with the S (13)5272277: Rachel Uchitel (of Tiger Woods fame) wants everybody to know that she is a home wrecker that slept with David (4)5272032: Anti-gay Christian leader had surgery and couldn't lift luggage. Logical solution: Hire an escort from Ren (16)5271319: It's "Star Wars Day" so if you want to celebrate, go outside and TALK TO A GIRL (49)5269166: All teens have sex...except for yours, of course (14)5268643: Woman bedbound for six months by giant breasts. OH MAN, THE HUGE TITTIES (1061)5268548: Somewhat news-ish: Teen confesses sex attack on woman. Fark: and cat (18)5268498: I saw a turtle... well, dozens of them.. dead from the oil spill (19)5268150: Child rapist who posed as MTV talent scout gets 10 years in prison after victims finally realize there's n (4)5268125: Pope Benedict admits cover-up of Biblical proportions (19)5267882: The seven most disastrous typos of all time (8)5267880: Jebediah--Wouldst thou hold my buttermilk whilst I show you my buggy driving skill? (13)5267831: The Sun is publishing the world's first 3D newspaper. The girls on page 3 never looked better (10)5267724: Wait, wait, wait... Anarchists form groups? (11)5267687: Four words you never thought you'd see together: Female Evangelical Pornography Addicts (21)5267318: 50 women whose looks are too good for radio (51)5262941: Swedish monarchy is losing support, submitter suggests Princess Madeleine swimsuit calendar (24)5261357: It's one thing if you want to keep breastfeeding your son even though he's five. It's something el (6)5260198: Supervillain Smackdown -The Final: Doom vs Magneto (20)5259371: It's legal in Maine for women to go topless, but they still don't feel comfortable, so they're hol (10)5259289: Lingerie sales in Britian are up sharply: That's good But it's due to the "cougar effect" wi (25)5259098: Please don't download our videos illegally. Love, a lot of porn stars (SFW) (38)5259056: "It is believed the woman went ashore during a port visit this month, got very drunk and began to publicl (10)5258641: Amazing pictures from the Pacific Theater of WWII. Glad I missed seeing it live (28)5258485: The average American holds more loyalty to their brand of pop and underwear than to their employer (13)5256273: "They also roll their eyes when they see overweight people in line at the grocery store with a basket ful (33)5256188: Today's top story: Slave Leia bikini car wash (36)5255872: Virginia man with the anti-Islam 9/11 message on his truck denies he's a racist or that his license plate (91)5255456: Billboard announces live Twitter interview with Paramore, who consists of four guys and a SMOKING HOT REDHEAD (89)5254919: House cat nurses orphaned bobcat kittens back to health just in time for Caturday (511)5253386: Malcolm X assassin freed on parole. Nation of Islam raises threat level to Red Bowtie (85)5252845: Why aren't there any good girl-superhero movies? Subby's still waiting for a live action She-Hulk (33)5252770: IOC strips underage Chinese gymnasts (6)5252560: That lesbian whose school tricked her with a decoy prom isn't having a good senior year: Those dirtbags at (21)5252240: Why Christina Hendricks' voluptuous beauty will never catch on in Hollywood (25)5252228: Old and Busted: Mexico issuing travel warnings about Arizona. New hotness: San Francisco banning travel to Ari (54)5251917: Iran to arrest women who get a suntan because if they have the time to get a tan it means they're not spen (10)5251519: The 1970's were THE best time to be a kid...at least as far as toys are concerned (photo gallery) (158)5251390: Lap dances can't be considered in the same tax bracket as ballet performances. Nice try, though (11)5251226: If your Dad had actually loved you as a child, he'd have built you a treehouse like these (24)5251213: Owner of "Bikini Girls Massage" business fined for not making clear to jobseekers that the work invo (1687)5250749: Megan Fox does not look like she's up to the task of starring in "Vapid Car-Washing Skank: The Movie& (6)5249042: Olivia Munn shows her concern for elephants by getting naked (79)5248408: Arizona's cops want the federal government to pay for them to be trained to enforce the state's new im (45)5247872: AZ governor, who has clearly not tried to hire a garderner, painter, plumber, drywall hanger or day-laborer re (41)5247521: "The plants were seedlings ranging in size from three inches to one foot tall and were worth $80,000, acc (14)5247331: Looks like the women of Walmart are one step closer to sticking it to the man (22)5247230: Fox News anchor Megan Kelly goes on Howard Stern's show, plays fark/marry/kill with Hannity, Bill-O, and G (12)5246693: Photoshop this crack hoar (29)5244752: Arizona Capitol building vandalized with beans smeared in the shape of swastikas (42)5244248: Check out the smallest mom in all of Britain (w/you'd hit it if nobody was looking pics) (43)5244227: Creator of "Everybody Draw Muhammad Day" drops effort after it becomes popular. When asked why she s (53)5244047: A pill to prevent premature ejaculation will be coming soon (27)5243824: Latest outbreak of loose women reported in Taiwan and the Philippines (6.9) (349)5243254: California has over 700 inmates on death row and has executed only 13 since 1977 costing more than $1 billion. (19)5242899: Cosmetic surgery may be going out of style as Hollywood starts looking for more 'natural' women (13)5242123: Dakota Fanning still needs a date for her prom (17)5241786: Theme: Create your very own ripped off superhero. LGT inspiration (38)5240580: If you ever wondered what a photograph with a six month long exposure looks like, and I know you have, wonder (3)5239843: Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow getting a spin-off movie of her own is "definitely possible." S (26)5239511: Jewel Kilcher in a purple bikini. No acoustic guitar in the way to ruin your day. (SFW) (7)5239183: Farker to retire his IBM keyboard after 9 years loyal duty, 8 key starting to stick, minus key on keypad NEVER (82)5238955: Model. TV presenter. Astrophysicist. Winner of $1.7 million poker tournament. Heavy metal fan. Female. Yes, th (39)5238268: 31% of women surveyed would have sex with Zooey Deschanel. No clue what the other choices were but that seems (8)5237369: Kelly Osbourne looking like you've never seen her...good (10)5237274: Half-naked warrior chick riding a polar bear to defeat the Demon Queen has nothing on Frank Frazetta, Jr. comm (26)5235886: Jillian Michaels says she will adopt a child instead of getting pregnant, because pregnancy would mean she wou (7)5235831: Katy Perry sang Christian pop, Debbie Harry was a dirty hippie folk rocker, and Billy Joel fronted a heavy met (10)5235298: Man beats up girlfriend over soda. Hopefully you other pop drinkers will get the message (14)5234916: Larry King would like to see Sarah Palin's ta-tas (5)5234786: Kristen Stewart to replace Angelina Jolie in Wanted 2? Yeah, I'd watch that (10)5234584: CNN Headline news accidentally airs "McRib" parody version of censored Lane Bryant ad (40)5234060: The newest thing in fashion is leather shorts, as designers seek to make women look like Bavarian transvestite (12)5233473: Apple condemns Flash by calling it "closed and proprietary" (6)5232198: Photoshop this fashion model (32)5231869: Woman launches 'Boobquake' to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes, encourages all women to show (1653)5231332: Posting about your wife on a forum and not logging out is a bad idea (Read post 1, then post 44) (75)5231207: Why buying and supporting Apple products is basically technological Stockholm Syndrome (26)5230827: Sam Fisher, with boobs. Hellboy, with boobs. Punisher, with boobs. Dr. Manhattan, with boobs. Batboob, with bo (17)5230252: TV networks reject Lane Bryant lingerie ad. If this screencap is any indication, it's not suprising why. G (206)5230088: Coco overshares on Twitter, gets pic removed: "I don't understand how any hosting company can stand i (9)5228203: 'Thing' they're calling a 'woman' has been charged with having sex with a 14-year-old blin (131)5227984: Top ten paying jobs for women. Stripper surprisingly absent from the list (15)5226501: Despite the availability of contraceptives like the Pill, IUDs, condoms, sponges, Total.Fark, the morning-afte (19)5225722: Which is worse, a teacher masturbating alone in his office, or the janitor who sniffed the used tissues and tu (24)5224726: Teenage girl appears in court accused of kicking a man to death, provides another data point to support the &q (30)5224691: The trailer for "Big Tit Zombies in 3D" starring Japanese porn stars (71)5223749: Radical Islamic website gets pissed off at "South Park" for showing the Prophet Mohammed...in disgui (34)5220992: Those half naked pictures of you down the beach your friend posted on facebook may have healing powers. Oh, ma (70)5220364: Sacha Baron Cohen up for the titular role in "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty". Speaking of titular, (9)5217288: Christina Hendricks is America's "best-looking woman." I wonder why that is? (90)5215930: Photoshop theme: If Muppets ruled the world (42)5215929: Photoshop theme: If puppets ruled the world (20)5214877: Christian music star Jennifer Knapp announces that she is a smokin' hot lesbian (6)5213689: On the upside, they've finally emerged from New York's shadow to be recognized in their own right. On (1)5205227: BBC implements Fark headline filters (45)5203001: Not News: An actress who hates her body image. News: Because she lost weight. Spiffy: She would rather be curv (11)5199181: Jessica Simpson chopped her hair off. For those who thought her hair was her only saving grace...think again. (34)5198278: 50 amusing TV screenshots, or handy photos for any given Fark thread (60)5195401: Pedobear gets painted on billboard of Pope in Malta. Bonus: Media thinks they're "pandas" (59)5194613: Yeah, that whole bright lights, pearly gates, leaving your body and seeing the angels thing? 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No word yet on how this will affect the production o (33)5174324: 6.9 earthquake in Baja California, Mexico (update: now 7.2) (50)5172799: A letter from manga artist Nogami Takeshi responding to CNN's recent 'Rapelay' coverage (26)5170902: Prom: is it an important event in your child's life, or a big farking headache that costs too much damned (13)5169605: Show me your badge: rent-a-cop kicks off this week's Smoking Gun mugshot roundup (82)5167915: Yes, it's a slideshow. But, it's a slideshow of Bollywood's perfect 10s. No sandwiches required (26)5167780: Millions have already ordered "The Best of Conservative Revisionist History", featuring hits like: G (37)5167109: Bogus breast business booms, boastful Brits brag. Belligerent bankruptcies bother boisterous bosom buyers? 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Whatever, that sandwich (57)5104121: Amanda Seyfried was embarrassed at the 2004 premiere of Mean Girls because she couldn't afford a stylist a (17)5097996: Officials say bobcat responsible for power outage, ruining police academy movies (11)5094221: The nicest nurse in the world fired for having sex with grieving men who just lost their wives to cancer (16)5093650: Today's female teacher arrested for having sex with student brought to you by sunny Burbank, California (w (17)5083416: Theme: Movie poster for movie that never existed, but should have (82)5083016: Olivia Munn as the Scarlet Witch in Iron Man 2? Repulsor Rays set to suicide (19)5081503: Gay Catholic ex-stripper awaits birth of twins carried by sister's husband. Ta-da (9)5079618: Hungry cat who got whiskers stuck in Whiskas can can now go home for Caturday (439)5079562: Study: Men become more accident prone around beautiful women. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go change (25)5077524: Pop singer Shakira given a medal by the UN for her her work helping impoverished children, and her achievement (61)5075298: "Sex mad" 19-year-old female cop gets fired after trying to fark everything in a uniform. Someone ac (31)5072409: Arsonist in a bikini was sentenced.... nevermind. Enjoy (85)5071137: Life imitates Cinemax. Flight attendant prostitution ring broken (22)5063575: Julianne Moore, nude star of The End of the Affair, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Body of Evidence Short Cu (33)5061885: Are those your breasts, or are you expecting an assassination attempt? (14)5053899: Matthew Fox has been cheating on his wife with a stripper. His poor wife, she must be devast.. 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USA USA USA (79)5031748: IOC orders athletes to remove "Support our Troops" message from helmet because it's "politi (34)5031078: 30 Dumb Inventions: From a curved-barrel machine gun to a strapless, backless, wireless, support-less bra... e (31)5025448: After Googling "teabag" Teabaggers were shocked to discover it had another, even more embarrassing m (17)5014866: Study finds 46% of teenage girls are starving themselves in order to look like celebrity role models. Other 54 (41)5012239: Study shows older women have higher risk of having autistic children.... because the vaccines multiply over ti (13)5005669: Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is you (297)5004965: Not news: Lesbian couple gets to adopt 1 year old. Usual Crap: Religious Right goes nuts about it, sends out h (40)5004174: Female readers in uproar after sex therapist tells them that the reason their husbands watch porn is because t (30)5003900: "This Year's 25 Geekiest 25th Anniversaries": From the Amiga 1000 to MacGyver and Windows 1.0 (18)5003556: This week's Hot for Teacher story brought to you by Tennessee, including "like the fist of an angry g (19)5002968: 14-year-old boy had to be forced to grope teacher's boobs and butt, have sex with her. Know how I know you (7)5001152: Anne Hathaway: "Open up. More, more, ever so lightly... Now, slow it down ... just a little bit" (81)5000000: 5,000,000 Fark threads, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Thanks for nothing Drew Curtis, owner of Fark.co (2558)4999602: You know you want one. The 70-year history of the Kit Cat Clock, just in time for Caturday (580)4997990: Farkers, MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore mutants live for next season. Detroit is only bare (177)4994715: Miley Cyrus' nine-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. Read that again if you need to (103)4987313: God, I hate walking through this place at night (16)4981605: Six sorority sisters suspended for spanking pledges. Giggidy (44)4981357: Bill Gates issues a $10 billion "f*ck you" to Jenny McCarthy, pledging to research and disburse vacc (28)4980274: Hayden Panettiere is now a redhead, and has admitted to being drawn to older men. Just in case any Farkers fin (147)4978585: Reclusive author J.D. Salinger dead at 91. As usual, he was unavailable for comment (139)4978090: How many times must the fire department respond to you house fire before the home is totally engulfed in flame (14)4977703: Here is your monthly slideshow dose of misspelled tattoos. Come for the exreme tradgedy, stay for the awsome (61)4977615: If you get your car serviced in California you will pay the dealer whatever he demands to check your tire pres (11)4977542: High school teacher offers hot girl $100 to disrobe in classroom. When she refuses, he does the only polite th (26)4977376: Aaah, the age old story. Boy meets girl, boy steals girl's heart (15)4976775: Chris Matthews: "I forgot Obama was black for an hour" (53)4976713: The recession has seen the street price of oral sex plummet from $60 last fall to $20 today..."we are in (16)4976413: Theme of Farktography Contest No. 247: "I Like it Anyways". Details and rules in first post. LGT nex (221)4975868: What's cooler than cool? Finding out your newly purchased home has a previously undiscovered trapdoor and (31)4975485: Stupid people watch more TV (11)4975467: Ted Haggard is "cured" of being ghey (44)4975194: It's your official Apple iJesus Tablet launch thinger fanboy douchebag discussion thread (118)4975040: If the only way you can win back your ex-boyfriend is to have plastic surgery on your face to look more like J (19)4974036: Douchebag of the Day goes to former NBA player Paul Shirley, for his advice to earthquake-ravaged Haitians: &# (31)4973343: High school officials vow to fight suggestive dancing by videotaping offending students. Giggity (18)4972348: "Men don't cheat because their wives are ugly", they cheat because wives don't put out (14)4971704: TotalFarker Bufu died over the weekend. Please raise a glass of the finest bourbon you can find. Better if you (70)4970366: Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn. D'oh (25)4969739: Wheaton's gassy manhole explodes, striking woman in the face (19)4968992: This is a Fark headline for the submission (384)4968972: Nancy Grace asked a judge to seal her videotaped pretrial deposition. Is worried that a media leak would resul (16)4967975: A high class call girl plus some unexpected positions = Monday night. (Sponsored link) (5)4967506: As it turns out, $5.4 Billion WAS way the hell too much money to pay for two apartment buildings-even in Manha (6)4967462: New advanced prostheses making amputees stronger than normal humans. Now we have to worry if they are going to (52)4967311: The only hot Phys Ed/French teacher in all of Canada has affair with 15-year old boy (with "she's 40? (32)4966937: "What if there is a growing mass of college graduates who 'don't read'? We can see this trend (13)4966185: Playboy's Miss April 1989, 40, found dead in her mobile home. Another black eye for the Playmate Retiremen (23)4965051: Will the Jets make the Colts regret sitting their starters? Will 40-year old Brett Favre lead the Vikings back (541)4964710: The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50 (46)4964648: Emma Watson.....goodness gracious (45)4964644: "Oral sex is the new goodnight kiss," according to teenagers who lie and documentary makers who like (32)4964419: 28-year-old woman arrested for doing her job as a youth the rapist (9)4963958: Porn star Alexia Moore to offer a 'lesbian defense' when and you've already clicked the link haven (18)4962688: Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, your offical discussion thread for the final episode of "The Tonight Sh (46)4959398: Five days stuck in a chimney should be enough to make Tiger the tabby think twice about breaking into any more (763)4958564: Kristen Bell injured while filming When in Rome. 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Details are still a bit shaky (41)4930944: Washington state lawmakers at hope of looking like complete idiots (13)4930705: Conan O'Brien releases statement saying he will not take any lip from Leno's chin (58)4930647: In today's "what color is the sky in their world" story, BOA says lawsuit from homeowner of hous (3)4930566: Four more men freak out upon realizing the plane they're on left Amsterdam and landed in Detroit (14)4930431: Jews are only 0.2 percent of the world population, but make up large percentages of Nobel prize winners, chess (31)4930336: Like everyone else in the country, the porno business has to bend over and take it. But they like it that way, (11)4930155: Fat butts may be healthy, says study you other brothers can't deny (52)4930030: White House to levy $120 billion in hidden fees against the largest TARP recipient banks planning to dole out (10)4929802: Instead of being cute and playful, monstrous 12-foot dolphin attacks at 10-foot boat. "I've never see (25)4928216: "It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior colle (7)4927633: Not sure what an "IT Develooper" is, but it appears you need SQL expertise, .Net experience, big bre (35)4927615: China's one-child policy has created 24 million men who will never have a shot at finding a Chinese wife. (20)4927369: "Norway Time Hole 'Leak' Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos." Oh goody (46)4926409: Improv Everywhere convinces subway riders around the world to take off their pants (pics) (35)4924058: "People are not facing the fact that porn is dangerous to the core. It sucks every bit of truth, contentm (75)4923418: Photoshop this strange stringed instrument (32)4921683: This Photoshop theme challenge is to take famous sci-fi heroes out of their element, and to drop them into ano (98)4921006: Looks like Lady Gaga has found the perfect way to keep away brain slugs (w/pics) (14)4920969: Occasionally a fashion magazine will "break the mold" and feature plus size models. Here's to V (117)4920746: For the "Ghostrider" sequel there's no Eva Mendes, they're going to Europe and "incorpo (13)4919677: Can the Bengals show a rookie QB why he can't make the playoffs? Can Dallas hand Philly yet another loss? (155)4919471: The hell with flying cars. Horny scientists have finally invented sexbots. Yes, sexbots (99)4919223: Was your New Year's Resolution to avoid being in TSG's Weekly Mugshot Roundup? 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Will Alabama win their first national titl (112)4915153: News: Frosty feline found frozen. Fark: Kitteh recovers in time for Caturday (749)4915113: NBC screws over Conan (31)4914268: Mariah Carey explains her rambling drunken speech. Turns out she was drunk (12)4914037: Fahrenheit -52: the temperature at which North Dakota becomes interesting (42)4913996: Shania Twain...journalist? No matter how many times I read that, it still doesn't make sense (10)4913867: Rule #1 when arguing with a your batshiat crazy, hatchet wielding drunk girlfriend: Don't (35)4913572: Shooting at transformer factory in St. Louis, decepticons suspected (27)4913349: Natalie Portman avoids sex scenes because of internet creeps like submitter (20)4913242: Its all fun and games until one of the girls falls off one of the poles and gets hurt (36)4912840: David Arquette: "When you get married, you just don't have sex as much. You've gotta start schedu (11)4912652: Doctors would like to remind you that drinking vinegar will not necessarily make you look like Megan Fox (18)4912392: Transformer 2: Revenge of the Fallen has been officially nominated for an Academy Award (4)4910156: An oldie but goodie for you New Years Resolutioners looking to work out more this year - The Rules of The Gym (28)4909125: Man makes world's largest pi (8)4908836: Remember, Farkers: this Sunday is national "No Pants Day" (35)4907923: "Is Zoe Saldana the new Kate Winslet?" Such a question can only be answered with a Fark thread full (43)4906825: Photoshop this slick slide (33)4906513: I think we now know why Susan Sarandon dumped Tim Robbins (18)4905593: We HaVE YoUr WEEd. We ARe HOLdinG iT fOr RANsOm. CaLL If YOu WaNt It BaCK. SIGnED, nOt THe CoPs. (with photo o (23)4904293: Casey Johnson, heir of Johnson & Johnson, found dead. Early reports citing Tequila overdose (26)4904278: "Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which Be (277)4904103: Feminist Mary Daly died abroad today at age 81 (41)4903488: The New York Times condenses the last 10 years of Fark headlines into a single graphic (19)4903100: Two Federal marshalls shot in Las Vegas Federal building. So, let's all quickly jump to conclusions and bl (62)4903017: The 'Top' 10 useless superpowers (36)4902977: Kristen Bell says making her last movie with Christina Aguilera almost made her a lesbian. Oh God, somebody th (24)4902245: Mom of nine children: "I was sterilized against my will" (30)4902049: This guy REALLY wanted to be on peopleofwalmart.com (25)4901519: After less than three weeks in theaters, "Avatar" has hit $1 billion in reciepts worldwide, and show (10)4901313: Researchers state that the recent surge in gun sales has no correlation to the drop in crime. Researchers then (33)4901236: Photoshop challenge: Create a road sign that needs to be made (89)4900414: Scientists: After years of research, we think women's "G-Spot" doesn't actually exist. Submi (33)4900308: Kathy Griffin makes vulgar quip on CNN; moral indignation shiatefest in three . . . . two (15)4899880: Photoshop these bright lights (30)4899865: Shania Twain lights Olympic torch in her hometown. Sadly, this is not a euphemism (8)4899319: Illinois town gathers to pray for jobs. "Just watch, we will see results." (21)4899218: Doctors test Limbaugh's heart, find nothing (52)4898952: The Grammar Police would like to inform you that 2010 will be pronounced "Twenty ten" (18)4898022: Dutchie and Tootsie, two five-week old kittens found abadoned and half frozen in a clothing collection bin are (629)4896349: Women who play video games tend to game harder, and with more people (22)4896027: Why men fake orgasms. Wait, what? (20)4895927: Paramedics take Rush Limbaugh to Honolulu hospital with chest pains. Calm, respectful well-wishes, hopes for s (220)4895875: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome (87)4894931: The worst part about posing nude in the snow? No boots (22)4894797: Pound for pound, humans are shinier than the Sun. With pic of what blackbody radiation does NOT look like (8)4894710: Pop quiz mother farker, the bill is $19.97 and I give you a $20 bill. How much change do I get back? Seriously (38)4894412: The AP does an annual round-up of why the Florida tag exists (13)4893466: California cuts free mammograms for low-income women, despite thousands of volunteers willing to administer th (22)4893359: Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2009 (17)4893246: First Tyra Banks...now Comedy Central may axe The Jeff Dunham Show. Clearly we were all very good boys and gir (7)4893225: Photoshop this Swiss slope (33)4892983: Women who get a whiff of a man's 'sexual' sweat experience heightened mood and sexual arousal. Tho (31)4892809: The most popular price point for Kindle books is "free" (2)4892533: Meet Christine, who lost 54 pounds from a steady diet at Taco Bell. Well, duh (30)4892205: Rocketeer and honorary mythbuster Erik Gates killed in freak accident on his day job (40)4890942: 10 things husbands shouldn't do, as written by a self-important, jobless wench with bad hair (49)4890463: The 2009 Delicious Irony award goes to Native American tribes, who are using funds from casinos to buy America (18)4890203: Roman Polanski is overwhelmed by the support since his arrest, makes him feel like a 13-year-old again (11)4890169: Flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit is disrupted by Nigerian passenger. This is not a repeat from Christmas D (88)4890046: Top sexy nerds of 2009. Yes, she is on there. Her, too, and yes, her as well (222)4889406: Copyright lawyers would like to remind Christian teenagers wearing knock-off "Abreadcrumb & Fish" (41)4889096: Ivana Trump taken off of plane for doing what we all wish we could do to homegrown terrorists (21)4889065: Columnist marries Paris Hilton in Las Vegas for a reality show. Yet conservatives still insist it's the ga (12)4888905: Swedish researchers conclude there is probably no Santa. Here comes the science (9)4888743: Mississippi mom is first woman to officiate a bowl game. Hotness has been challenged, though her status as a p (13)4888647: Kobe Bryant's new shoe is an ounce lighter than his old shoe. "I wanted to push the envelope" (2)4888335: Flying to suck even harder - new restrictions after Nigerian bomber include not leaving one's seat for the (35)4888247: News: Governor resigns due to sex tape. Fark: With three women. UltraFark: He's 86 (27)4888094: Female PhD student gets sick of hearing complaints about women parking, decides to do scientific study to prov (47)4886632: Inventor spends Christmas with the perfect woman - his custom-made fembot: "Aiko is always helpful and ne (44)4886244: Merry Christmas, Fark (72)4885688: Not News: Cat goes missing. News: Cat is found. Fark: 12 years later. Welcome to the Christmas miracle edition (674)4883381: Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon split up. I don't understand. Does this mean he's an orphan now? (10)4881796: Study shows young Swedish women more likely to have sex with each other. At last, a sensible application of st (224)4878094: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila announces she's pregnant with her brother's baby (17)4877755: Scientists discover long legs on women aren't as sexy as ZZ Top makes them sound (108)4875595: Report: Motorcade (2 cop cars, 8 police motorcycles) arrive at Tiger Woods estate "to escort Elin out&quo (39)4874373: Autism rates jump 60 percent in 4 years. Help us, Jenny McCarthy, you're our only hope (33)4872896: Israel admits harvesting organs from Palestinians who didn't need them any more. Predictably, the anti-sem (32)4872491: Brittany Murphy, star of "Clueless" and "8 Mile," died last night after full cardiac arres (281)4869672: Image Mangling Retrospective 2009: Submit a compilation of your 'shops. 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